Sexy Friday – 20250314

TGIF! And Happy Pi Day! Eat some pie today.

Survival – Personal Edition

Doing some traveling? Here’s some tips to bribe customs officials.

  • If you’re being hassled, stay calm and aloof. Determine if there’s an actual problem or the official is just looking for some unofficial compensation.
  • Never overtly offer a bribe. For one, the official might now be looking for a bride, and two, that could get you into even more trouble.
  • If you’re accused of something, ask to pay a fine on the spot. Explain that you don’t want to deal with mail or go to another location because you’re afraid the payment will go missing, and by paying here you know it’ll go to the correct person.
  • Deal with only one official, and make sure it’s the one in charge. If you bribe a junior official the one in charge is going to want a bigger payout.
  • Offer to make a donation to the official’s organization. Explain you want to help them out with their expenses.
  • Not carrying cash or want to hold onto it? Be prepared to deal some goods instead. Watches, cameras, electronics, even alcohol.
  • Remember to not carry more cash than you’re willing to pay. If you peel a few bills off a wad, they’re going to want more. Hide the rest of your cash elsewhere.

And just like that, you’re back on your way!

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

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Gumbygirl

I had a shitty day. I was getting in my car to go to Riverside for a few days, got the cat and all my stuff in there- motherfucker wouldn’t start. So, I called AAA. They sent a fucking sleazebag douchenozzle out, who jumped it, claimed he tested the battery and I needed a new one. Then he couldn’t enter my VIN into his system to sell me one of his wildly overpriced ones, so he told me to drive to some random battery place and buy one there. I fired his ass in the driveway, and he took off without even putting the hood back down on my car. I expressed my displeasure like a fucking lady to his employer, and Triple A sent out a new guy. My car started right up when he got there, and he tested the battery. Guess what? There’s not a fucking thing wrong with it, it just needed a jump. SHOCKING!

SonOfSpam

That’s too bad; I’ve generally had good experiences with AAA, but of course they sub out to local guys, so it’s kinda random.

It also helps if you let them touch you, but maybe you know that already.

Gumbygirl

Triple A was fine, it was that fucking asswipe from the local towing company who needed to be dickpunched. I’m not putting out for a car battery, I have much higher standards than that. They’d at least have to throw in a tuneup and oil change!

WCS

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Doktor Zymm

I love this for Alaska

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Jimbo

Player for Texas Tech is named Federiko Federiko that was a bold choice by his parents.

Doktor Zymm

Also possible they are bad at forms or just really uncreative

Gumbygirl

What’s his middle name?

ballsofsteelandfury

Fred

Doktor Zymm

Ok, this isn’t new, but it’s new to me and it’s hilarious
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jordan-peterson-chinese-dick-sucking-factory/

Horatio Cornblower

Jordan Peterson is solid proof that you don’t have to be particularly smart to get a PhD.

Doktor Zymm

To get a PhD from a real university you have to be smart in a very specific field. There is tons of evidence that going even slightly outside your lane may result in extreme stupidity

ballsofsteelandfury

I think the most concerning part is that this machinery/porn genre exists…

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Doktor Zymm

I’m going to do exactly zero research on this, but I suspect it’s not even in the top ten of concerning porn genres

Horatio Cornblower

When you just don’t give a shit about anything…

https://twitter.com/alanisnking/status/1532849688663281666

Doktor Zymm

Replace the fruit punch with powdered kool aid and you’re there

Horatio Cornblower

UNC loses because they committed a lane violation on what would have been the tying FT against Duke.

Somewhere an addled hippopotamus spins his tail extra hard.

Gatoraids

Belichick telling his girl to compose sternly worded email to staff to make Steve the new basketball coach as well

Doktor Zymm

At the bar for dinner/beer. Once I get home gotta play MOAR CIV 7

Doktor Zymm

Temu is still 🔥

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rockingdog

If you guys are looking for a cyber truck fool to mess with…
LoL

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WCS

That really looks like a PA license plate.

rockingdog

LoL

🚘

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Uncanny.

Gumbygirl

Ted Cruz was rude to my niece today. Her current internship is with a Texas online newspaper. I’m hoping she finds a way to get a dig in at him in her article.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d advise against it, he might retailiate somehow. But she can put in as many digs as she wants at his ugly wife; he won’t do a damned thing.

Doktor Zymm

I wonder if the Kraken ever gets lonely without other Kraken being released?

ballsofsteelandfury
Brick Meathook

I know all about this place and its entire history, along with the history of LAX from when it was Mines Field in the 1920s through its three major expansions over the years.

Doktor Zymm

Man, been rereading and reading a few newer books I missed by Christopher Moore and I really wish SF was more like it was 30+ years ago

Redshirt

Time to play everyone’s favorite game: How Are The Bengals Gonna Screw This Up?

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Doktor Zymm

Not leaving enough cap space to pay more than league minimum for O-linemen seems the obvious choice

Redshirt

This was my choice but you’ve given me something to think about.

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Horatio Cornblower

Forgetting to make Joe Burrow’s direct deposit, inadvertently making him a free agent.

Doktor Zymm

Oh, or the fax machine thing!

ballsofsteelandfury

LOVE me some underboob!

Doktor Zymm

Discovered another awesome thing about the butt keychain today, when I check my pockets to make sure I have my keys I can feel the butt shape through my pocket fabric so it speeds things up!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Plus, you’re boosting your butt-touch count every time you do it!

ballsofsteelandfury

Awesome!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s my favorite kind of boob.

Gumbygirl

I’m not currently loving mine at the moment. I suspect there’s going to be more scalpel action at my next dermatologist appointment. Fuck.

ballsofsteelandfury

Bummer!

Gumbygirl

No, titter.