Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
You see what power is — holding someone else’s fear in our hand and showing it to them [in bed].
Amy Tan

-Olivia, picking up the shirt off the chair after turning the lights on for Eli, to let him know it’s not a monster.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Tomorrow is one year since I started here [ March 18]. Last night of the workweek that was one long St. Paddy’s Day weekend. Staying conscious throughout tonight will… challenging.

Thanks for putting up with my inane insanity!
Also, three years sober as of yesterday. That’s how one celebrates St. Cirrhosis Patrick’s Day!
WCS

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White Lotus straight into Gemstones last night might have been one of the most unhinged 100 minutes of TV I’ve ever seen.
Col. Duke LaCross

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Alex! We’ve missed you. I’m glad you’re feeling better, and congratulations to you for your board game and the successful surgery.The bariatric surgery should be a breeze after that! I’m going to reread this, but it seems to me I would enjoy the Hummingbird lifestyle
Gumbygirl

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The Man In Black is indeed headed to West Raleigh, and Hole peeps are already wetting their pants about it.

LET’S FOOKIN GO!!!!
King Hippo

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My Wolven legacy child just forwarded a text. One of her NCAAT pool friends commented on her McNeese pick (“What do you know that we don’t?”)

And she was like “My Dad wanted Will Wade to be NC State’s coach and he is always right.”

I have to print that out and frame it, yeah?
King Hippo

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Stranger Things have happened than Drake doing well at a Big Dance
Downfield Matriculator

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Uhhhhh, brandish the ‘Club?

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That Yale/Texas A&M fan interaction has to be some Yale anthology students dissertation
Spur

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If the Xavier-Illinois result is confusing any of you, remember that Xavier is a Cincinnati sports team.
Redshirt

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Two truths and a lie:

George Foreman dead at age 76.

Eaten by wolves

He was delicious
Brocky

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Someday climate change will intensify to the degree that a hypertornado wipes the entire god-forsaken state of Oklahoma off the map, and when the “Sooners” (i.e. people who cheated in the federal land appropriation process) land in fucking Oz they will conclude that their Christian god has punished them for not ostracizing LGBTQ indigenous Americans viciously enough, but maybe they can make things right by seizing all the munchkins’ property.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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/a few days ago

Me: “I Love It! No one is in the house for the next 72 hours!”

/a few minutes ago

Me: [whimpers quietly] “There’s no one in the house for the next 24 hours?”
scotchnaut

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I very rarely have the conventional (eggs, toast, bacon, hash brown, etc.) brekker anymore but being alone I had it for supper last night. Damn it was good and as a bonus it brought back memories of making it for my boys when they were young and eating with my dad when we were delivering on the milk truck.
scotchnaut

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Gday from Arizona!

Beer, basketball, heat in the backyard.

Hate the Drake.
litre_cola

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“Upon further review, it was a nut shot. Two free throws are awarded because both were hit.”
Redshirt

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At my parents’ place still so had some fantastic cinnamon french toast that I didn’t have to make myself. Good stuff!
Doktor Zymm

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