Do you like chalk? Mister Elite sez it better be unflavoUred. I deffo picked the chalkiest bracket I can remember, yet it’s STILL not chalky enough to get out of the mucky middle in the DFO pool.
3W Guns Up!! (+6.5) v. 1W Florida (6:09, TBS)
This is the only Sabado fixture worth watching, but it’s a really good one. Remember when scotchy told us he was intrigued by Texas Tech due to some random, offensive guru they hired as assistant coach? Take a victory lap, eh? And Go Sens Go.
2E Roll Damn Hardwood Tide (+6.5) v. 1E Duke (8:49, TBS)
I want Bama to win this SO BADLY, and am already angry at the fact that they will not.
Hippo is also angry that boring-ass Sparty beat Johnny Reb, so I ain’t stay up late enough to preview Sunday’s games. One gets what one pays for.
I would be remiss not to congratulate Spam U. on it’s mighty trek to the NIT Raging Semis. ZOT ZOT!
Just started watching a show called Good Karma Hospital. Digging it so far, very British feelgood
For some reason, this gives me the BEST horrible idea – a 70s Blaxploitation comedy, set in a mental hospital:
Y’all Muthafuckas Cra-zay
Run it by the suits at Fox; sounds like a sure approval.
I am tickled pink that UConn has a player whose last name is “Fudd”.
“One of those, please.”
oklahoma’s mascot is literally premature ejaculation ppl forget that
well tbf their coach is kinda a looker
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man that link is just a soup of code and stuff
deffo seems nice
Over/under on how many minutes into the game before Horatio gets thrown out a of a formal event for screaming “LET’S GO BITCHES!” while staring at his phone, then frantically trying to explain that he was talking about the Huskies?
I’m in my own house, preparing to put on pants and drive to a brewery.
So I’d say “pretty high” on the minutes.
You’re going to a brewery. Why are putting on pants?
I’m very fancy; I won’t go out in public in sweats.
Now, one of the two pairs of jeans I own, both of which are old enough to drive? That’s formal wear, baby!
You’re just a tool of BIG PANT
Coward.
tenn lady vols line change substitution strategy is great hockey sense but not great basketball sense
Very few teams can pull that off. Was it Nolan Richardson (maybe Pitino?) that had a “pressing” second team that tried to disrupt the opposing squad?
I think that was Richardson during his ’40 Minutes of Hell’ years.
Pitino had a second squad to run in and cover up the various sex scandals that just somehow broke out around him.
Yeah Pitino designs more of his stuff around a 40 seconds philosophy.
realizing this was becoming a problem, he decided that the sex scandal acts need not last longer than 15 seconds
Yankees are up 17-6 on the Brewers and have hit 8 HRs, (that I know of). Judge has 3 of them.
It is the 6th inning.
9 HRs, and it is now 20-6. Joe Girardi just said “I hope that missed extra point doesn’t come back to haunt them” which I have to admit is a pretty good line.
Nine home runs, you say? Take a lap and hit the showers, Strawberry.
sum folk are happy to lead 4-1 playing THE RIGHT WAY obvs
Man, I just had a toasted plain bagel topped with whipped cream cheese, diced hard-boiled egg, diced sweet onion, and wild-caught Alaskan sockeye nova lox. Oy vey!
Sweet Onion Note: The onion was a Mayan Sweet from Mexico. Vidalia sweet onions from Georgia (the crown jewel of the onion world) aren’t available until April 15. This is known as the “packing date” when they begin harvesting and shipping at the start of the season, which runs from April to September. The Mexican Mayan Sweet season is short, from February to April, and Peruvian Mayan Sweets are best from September to January. Walla Walla sweets are available mid-June through August; the Walla Walla Sweet Onion is the official vegetable of the State of Washington. This should answer most if not all of your sweet onion harvesting questions, at least from the seasonal distribution and marketing aspect.
Cream cheese is just meh to me, but sign me up for that. Looks terrific.
Whipped cream cheese is a whole other and better animal
Of course none of those onions will be harvested, because all of the brownish people that do that hard work will be on a plane to El Salvador.
The Vidalia was bred so you could eat it like an apple if you wanted to. Good stuff
As was the style at the time.
These coaches that are obligated to take a timeout down 9 with 23 seconds to go. Because if they don’t they’ll be accused of ‘giving up’ by the fanbase.
Grillin… Chillin… +…
still hilarious that old people love vettes despite them being 3 inches from the ground
uncle had one, got old, aint driving one no more
Yeah watching them get in or out of one is a real hoot.
I’m 55 and wouldn’t have prayer of doing anything other than falling out of one of them.
You’re also tall. I’m short and I get in and out of my car (not a Vette but similar) just fine.
The women’s basketball broadcast as a whole sure does like to focus on them blonde girls. Hailey von Lith getting a whole lotta love.
tbf van lith is pretty good, despite caitlin clark making her into a meme last year
Umm, maybe this attention to Lith is actually warranted.
Anyone who bails on Kim Mulkey and then does that is A-OK with me.
She seems to have navigated the NIL landscape better than any other college ball player that I know of.
#followthemoney
Good for her. I know Paige Bueckers is about to take a pay cut as the first player drafted in the WNBA from what she was making at UConn in NIL.
Folks talk about this a lot (and there is work to be done as the league gains in popularity) but the sponsorship cash more than makes up for it.
You know it!
https://youtu.be/TzMUFmMLx9o?si=bnDUnY9liueES0eK
ok, it’s #BFIB on the radio time (woo pending)
Is the B for burliest?
/looks down at gut
//hmmmm, MAYBE
$1,000 says his last name is Domi.
Thought of a great idea for a gravatar for “Fat Fascist Fuck” E-LAWN.
Here’s what I use:
Go TCU Horned Frogettes!
BLOOD EYES FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Me right now, except it’s hanging laundry.
COOL ZONE WATCH
Looks like the United States Social Security Website crashed yesterday and today??
Also word that some Air Traffic Controllers haven’t gotten their paychecks
And Canadian travel to the US is cratering
This has been COOL ZONE WATCH
the expansion of the cool zone disproves global warming
[googles how one can obtain an invitation to the cool zone] – Elisha Manning
The other thing that is cratering are housing prices in Florida as a fair number of snowbirds are selling.
yeah my insurance has gone from 4k to 16k in 10 years, heard other have 30k a year insurance. harder for people to keep their heads above water in Florida figuratively or literally.
There’s also the issue of rising sea levels, increasing sink holes, and a government run by dipshits that generally makes life more difficult.
No one will admit any of that, (no one white, anyway), because doing so would confirm that they voted for bad ideas and worse people.
Anyway, I need to get back down to Key West before it disappears into the sea. So maybe Tuesday.
My understanding is that there is a substantial number of snowbirds headed to México…
There’s a travel warning from the guberment about travels to America’s basement
Numbers are just WOKE and HATE REAL MURICKANS unless it makes PRESIDENT TRUMP good than they’re REAL PATRIOTS NUMBERS
Glad Idaho is focusing on the important issues of the day.
https://idahocapitalsun.com/briefs/idaho-governor-signs-bill-criminalizing-public-breast-exposure-and-truck-nuts/
Enough with these half-measures! If they want to straight-up ban breastfeeding like the Nestle Company has been lobbying for they should just go ahead and do it. It’s not like the white supremacist incels who infest that state are going to object. If those 6MWE freaks are going to show up at the state capital brandishing assault rifles it’d be over the truck nuts thing.
They will have to pry deez nutz off my cold, dead bumper! I think we should all go to the Idaho capitol, wherever it may be, Boise? And throw dildos at their legislators.
Yeah…”throw”…
It’s not as though there’s anything else to do in Idaho. (aside from shooting animals)
Idahoans are people too
/allegedly
I love Idaho potatoes. Not a fan of Idaho taters.
My love of boobies knows no borders. That said, if given the choice of potato-fed knockers I’ll happily go with the Emerald Isle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJjmWTg7Qo
One of my favorite band names.
Thanks for the Anteaters shout out – Tuesday night is gonna be lit!
(Everyone is looking forward to UCI-North Texas)
Off to my NL Roto Auction, will take 9 hours. I hate this league, but 30 years on, habits are hard to break.
holy shit, 9 hours. No wonder you had
nofew complaints about Maths Is Hard FITBAW….what this morning could use, sure nuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dRgZFC-_HQ
/raises fist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTrEPyV24L0
The Revolution, I assume, broke up when the soul formerly known as Prince left this mortal coil.
oh man, that cuts DEEP homey
I thought that was the end of The Monarchy.
Damned this rain. I had plans to reek havoc in the yard with my recent birthday present.
Side note. You can measure how close you are to retirement by the switch in your gift requests away from professional clothing and towards lawn and garden care tools.
Oh man would I love to take something like this to the bamboo in my yard.
I have 9 trees and a butt load of bushes… Soon… Soon…
Have you both considered FIRE? Cleansing fire. HOLY fire.
THIS GUY 2PACK I CALL HIM LED ZEPPELIN ON TOUR IN 1975 BECAUSE HE IS SURROUNDED BY BUSHES.
…and after going down the 1975 rabbit hole…
All you’re ever gonna do to bamboo is make it angry
That’s Rocking!
So just to confirm, the neutrals are rooting for *checks ESPN app, clicks on whoever the hell that definitely not Prem team is* Preston North End at this point?
Just woke up from a scary dream where a tense-looking dude came into the office where I was working (something to do with the healthcare industry) with a gun visible in his pocket and started talking to one of my coworkers (a college friend) and I stepped up and managed to convince him to go downstairs with me and have a beer instead of shooting her and everyone else. Very proud of dream-me’s bravery and ability to defuse the situation!
Solid thought line and notable execution there Dreamland RTD.
How I’m feeling:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
“We’ll it worked it my dream!”
-RTD, At ICU Intake
Dear Editor:
Thank you for excluding that I lured away the killer with Michelob Ultras. Sincerely etc. etc.,
-RTD
Actually I remember that I ordered a Guinness. Can’t remember what he ordered but it wasn’t that, and it wasn’t something pedestrian either. Later on in the dream I discovered that some punkass kid had stolen the dregs of my beer so I took some of his candy as recompense. In conclusion, dream Rikki is a man of many contrasts.
Fulham turned into Bela Lugosi so gradually I hardly even notice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9h2q_dr9k
“LET’S DO THIS!”
What are we doing?
Making Litre very, very angry. – Fulham FC
DAMN IT BRICK, I ain’t got no time in today’s schedule FOAR self-abuse smgdh
Fulham looking to secure a place for WHITE CHILDREN (smgdh( at Wembley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDvhwHSnUJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Too7nGq_GNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa75EqhSpJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQI2rXbqS_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzHFkCw-eQI
Yeah, taking tonight off was a good idea. In the meantime, I brought coffee, donuts, bagels, and a fruit basket. Help yinzselves.
QotSA is one of the most underrated rock bands of our times.