You wanted it, you got it: Game 7, Panthers @ Leafs.
Veiniest logo in sports.
In local news, I took a coupla days off and went West, to Rincón, PR. We had very bad weather though. The banner photo is of yesterday’s typhoon. I had never seen that before.
In other new stuff: I had a tiki drink for the first time.
Sweet and Long-Island-y. In short, 🥴
It was in a sushi place that serves local fresh fish. All the staff was from the USA, which is common in Rincón. Great place.
Rincón is also a top surfing spot. Plenty of lair-worthy real estate too.
Aaaand that’s all I got for tonight. Just arrived back and I don’t know whether to have another beer or three Alka Seltzers. Rest assured, I’m lying on a couch.
On the National sports broadcast the Leafs autopsy went on and on for a mere 20 minutes!
Denial is the first step in grief. Last night didn’t actually happen.
Okay, last one. Allahu Akbar.
Well no party in Napoli tonight, both teams tied. Hopefully next week…
It could have been a lot worse. At this point, they’re just one win away and they play Cagliari at home, who are in 14th.
They may wear blue, but they’re not the Leafs
Just watched the Jeff Dangle reaction video. He is the epitome of why I detest leafs fans. They don’t deserve a capitalized name, it would just give them another L.
The only Dangle worth caring about
The internet is undefeated, unlike the Leafs.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=2961301337384144&set=gm.9755037521224250&idorvanity=229244167137014&__cft__
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Fucking Facebook
Oh god – I may not be able to sleep due to my joy/erection.
God, I hope this opens.
https://x.com/nhl_on_tnt/status/1924277490081554927?s=46
https://twitter.com/LeafsIastCup/status/1924288144339582976
“What a bunch of losers!”
-The Bidwill Family Tree
I needed that. At the emergency bunny vet, going to love to see this bill, but as long as Noir is ok.
Aw, best wishes for the bunny.
Hope the bun is okay
Getting better care than I have the last couple of days. Food poisoning, lost 10 lbs in 24 hours.
10 pounds?
What, um, poisoned you? Specifically?
Have no idea, my bathroom visits sounded like torrential downpours. And unable to keep anything down.
Sorry man, that’s miserable. Keep hydrated and sleep as much as possible.
I’m watching this episode of Forensic Files and it seems like you have the problem as this lady — someone is slipping drugs into your food.
Probably a “loved one”.
Get better, stay hydrated.
Also, the Leafs have never won a 4th round as they last won the cup when only 4 teams made the playoffs
I look so forward to the teary angry videos on YouTube tomorrow.
Break ‘em out, boys!
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God these are brutal. How delightful!
are my avs’ record-setting 7 straight game 7 losses bad? yes
is it funny that the leafs are about to tie it, while never winning a cup during that span, while the avs have at least managed to build off of their game 7 losses to come right back and eventually win at least one, and not sit there and sniff their own farts all summer like the leafs do always? oh yes
Is Austin Matthews the hawkey equivalent of Justin Herbert?
TUNE IN TO TSN’S 25/8 coverage of how this Game 7 loss in the playoffs effects the Leafs’ Stanley Cup chances…
LOL OF COURSE ITS HIM WITH THE EMPTY NETTER
required viewing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25j6s-ZY3mY
They’re going to have to update that title pretty soon.
LMAO
throwin shit on the ice mid-play. fucking beautiful
Even the TV coverage can’t keep up with these goals.
Remember, kids, never beLEAF. It’s a trap.
domi, of all fuckers?
okay, didnt matter, as usual
It’s really remarkable how not-clutch the Leafs are.
and how predictable it all is
Poor Leafs
On the plus side, Marchand is hurt.
How will this game 7 loss affect the Leafs chances in 2026? TSN will tell you shortly.
Time to blow up the core!
good, we need a new phil kessel to cheer for winning the cup while still on the leafs payroll
Toronto’s sewers are going to have an easy night with all this sphincter tightening.
Their washing machines are going to get worked with all this bed- and pants-shitting.
@sunhornby
Standby ref Garrett Rank off the bench to replace injured Chris Rooney.
Referees have a Depth Chart?
They always drag along a 4th alternate ref. What they really is need is an EBUF from the local beer league just like the EBUG.
That’s the 5th ref!
Typo. Trying to fix.
Ivan Vanko: “If you can make BLEERGH bleed, people will cease to believe in him.”
A lot of Gordo’s up north are gonna be in need of a new Maple Syrup jug tomorrow: after either drinking it all in celebration or smashing it against their Red Green statues in dismay.
At least the ref got hurt in Canada, so his houspital visit will be free.
If this happened in Florida, his treatment would have been swamp leeches.
One of the ice zebras is leaking pretty good all over the playing surface and end wall. I did not see what happened, but it just in passing it looks like Scotchy had a few moments alone with a drifter somewhere outside Thunder Bay…
Got a high stick right to his eyebrow and busted it open.
The human head can bleed in a spectacular manner.
Thanks for the input, Scotchy.
Ded ref! Complete with blood.
OUCH. REF DED.
Lose Series to the Chicago White Sox (14-33). Sweep the Cleveland Guardians (25-21). That’s my Redlegs!
The Angels just swept a 3-gamer at Doyer Stadium. I fully expect them to shit the bed this week in Sacramento. Baseball fever, catch it and go insane.
Reds are playing the 15-32 Pirates next series. It would probably be quicker just to forfeit the next three games and give the bullpen some rest.
I almost bought tickets, glad I didn’t. Waiting for a real rival like the gigantes, no offence.
Multitasking Roadrunner
Tell me more about this couch!
– JD Vance
But are you on your fainting couch?
That one almost broke my neck. I was forced to up my cushion game.
Listen, I don’t understand what’s going on in Indy, they already ran the race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5w2PjdNdxs
right hand turns? theyre goin the wrong way!
Greg even brings it up!
Great sweep of the team that has never won the World Series by the team that has never been to the World Series!
when a rookie driver named shwartzman wins the indy 500 pole position with a rookie team
When a rookie driver on a rookie team crashes on lap 2 of the Indy 500 after starting from pole…