Even though they lost. I do giggle at their tendency to adjust their ponytails automatically after celebrating a goal.
I don’t have that much to say today because work is so busy I can’t take an hour or more of time to jot down notes for my consistently middling post!
As I suspected, there is an immense amount of traffic up our way because when vacation plans were being made a few months ago there was that whole “51st State” blowup going on. I figured that many, many plans to wander over to the States came to a screeching halt and that sure seems to be the reality.
All our year-long clients are going hard but then you have “seasonals” that have ramped up. This includes a Sailing Camp that pumps their kids full of pop (“soda”) chicken nuggets, candy bars, ice cream and whatever. Cool story-my niece went there a few years back and I asked her to tell the wife of the owner that she had an “Uncle Scotchnaut”. Niece reported back that upon hearing the news, ‘her jaw dropped and she began stuttering’. There was a dalliance in university.
NFL NEWS:
-Lions QB Goff is a dad finally! Rumor has it that wifey liked to do it outside on the road and you know how well Jared performs there…
-Rashee Rice gets 30 days for driving shenanigans and likely six games for being a dumb son of a bitch behind the wheel. (But he’s so young and he fell into millions of dollars, he wasn’t prepared for this-you should cut him some slack!)
-Vikes WR Addison has pled no contest for being a dumb son of a bitch behind the wheel.
-Browns rook rb Quinshon Judkins has been accused of punching a lady partner in the mouth. Cleveland’s HR Director was reached for comment but he’s on administrative leave for not inviting upper management to his key parties.
Enjoy the evening.
Perks of my kids waking up at 5am is I could watch Lions vs. Bulldogs live. AFL is awesome.
This machine pumps ketchup at the Heinz factory.
So, Ned, what do you think Donald Trump was getting up to at Jeffrey Epstein’s parties?
Pepsi is here to provide refreshment to everyone, regardless of their mental state.
Okay, I guess I’ll watch “A Good Day to Die Hard” until Late Show starts. See how bad it really is.
The one with Tim Olyphant and Uncle Jack from Always Sunny as the villains is pretty good.
I never saw the one where McClain’s son joins him. It shall continue that way in perpetuity.
I’ve been watching it for about 25 minutes. When it starts, I’ll let you know.
Die Hard: Die Hard in an Office Building
Die Hard 2: Die Hard in an Airport
Die Hard 3: Die Hard in New York City
Die Hard 4: Die Hard All Around DC, Maryland and Virginia
Die Hard 5: Someone took a 30 second pitch and expanded it into a 98-minute movie that forgot to include what makes Die Hard Die Hard.
This needs to be framed and put in The Louvre or Met Gallery.
Top-fuel dragster engines are stripped down after every race, just like that broad who’s blocking the view.
I’m going to see that tomorrow night!
What’s her name? Also, I don’t think she’d like to be referred to as “that.”
I’m sure she’s a feminist.
Nitro. And Brick is correct.
Her name is Nitro?
The “Taylor Swift” car lines up at the NHRA Finals in Pomona, 2017. Loudest fucking place I’ve ever been.
That’s why I go. 12,000 nitro powered horsepower. Literally rattles your eyes and body.
I had foam ear plugs AND big circumaural “mouse ears” on. The sound waves rode up my asshole and still deafened me.
That’s why I enjoyed it so much the time I went to Pomona…
Explains why so many women go, and Ben Shapiro’s wife is such a big fan.
The Germans are asking the important questions:
https://bsky.app/profile/figgityfigs.bsky.social/post/3lu7ccdvnss2p
More like kindermolester but theirs works too I guess.
What if this site is cool but that link is in the business of withholding shit they don’t even produce themselves?
Some Marika off season fashion. She was showing deep tonight.
This got me thinking about a new gig on the side. Swedish ladies pony tail adjuster.
But in real trivia, Amy here was born in the Army hospital here on post. You are welcome.
Their royalty checks the boxes.
Most certainly.
Can’t discriminate. Even Princey boy is a hottie.
Call-taking tonight.
This feels weird. It’s like not wearing underwear or something. It’s feels almost normal, but something’s just slightly off…
I know yinz are all waiting for my daily work updates, so there you go.
Just gonna leave this here
This whole gallery is excellent.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DMO2XjKgR2V/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
This is a tragedy, a hilariously funny tragedy.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/17/nyregion/mri-chain-injury-long-island.html?unlocked_article_code=1.XU8.SPYI.3f0NEYCnLe9v&smid=url-share
There’s a word for this in Spanish, ah yes Pendejo.
The M in MRI stands for…something…
New Tron Movie trailer & a new Mortal Kombat 2 movie trailer?!?!
Yes!!! 🙌
That’s ROCKINGGGG!!!! 🎥
Hey everybody! Just wanted to wish you all that every day be another wonderful secret! Because that’s a normal thing to say.
Thanks Dunstan! I hope tomorrow is a wonderful secret for you too! This is so normal!
LOL
SUPER GAY but also they’re pedos
They may have a loophole as only a teenage boy would write something that juvenile.
Remember, my friend, enigmas never age!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvjY7SZEweQ
As someone working my way through Taskmaster (currently on Series 6) how is The Horne Section?
It’s interesting. It’s a show about a show being produced if you’re into that kind of thing.
Also I think Series 14 is my favorite TM series so far
This is how S1E1 ends.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XpszvwtfQCA
May all your days be both wonderful and secret! We’re normal!
OMG!
This may be the worst thing Donald Trump has ever done.
Now you two have to touch your penises together, but not in a gay way.
I believe that’s called the “Navy Salute”
“have to”
Didya shit yourself?
Omg
Update: can’t believe jd vance just called for the wsj to release the letter
Bold strategy cotton!
VP may know something. Either he’s calling their bluff or he’s ordering movers for next month when a crying, piss-stained Trump is dragged out of 1600 Pennsylvania.
VP wants the letter public so he can read it naked on the couch.
FAKE THING!
It’s the Internet! It doesn’t count!
FAKE THING!
I yell the same thing when Kristi Noem pops up on my TV.
I mainly just try to act as a human shield for my dog.
Who was it that said they were starting to get into WWI recently?
Oops.
The woman to their right who looks like she wants to die of secondhand embarrassment is the VP of HR.
Well, for now anyway.
Aside from the low hanging fruit of getting caught at a Coldplay concert, I think it would be extra hilarious if one of their company’s products included facial recognition software.
Hahaha I’m gonna try to post that video
It’s pretty funny
https://bsky.app/profile/popcrave.com/post/3lu63p6vhek2n
https://bsky.app/profile/jacqueline321.bsky.social/post/3lu72kddmsc24
A private moment. In a stadium. With 55,000 other people there. Bruh.
To be fair, he brought it on himself. He went to see fucking Coldplay!
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6iFAF55ojA&ab_channel=jcottos
That alone should be grounds for both divorce and being thrown out of your board of directors.
Dave Ramsey fires team members who get caught cheating on their wives. If your own partner cannot trust you, your employer cannot trust you.
If my company did that, we would have no employees.
https://bsky.app/profile/reflexnz.bsky.social/post/3lu72zop27k2f
Too bad there’s no baseball or Nick Castellanos would have homered about… now.
We should be thankful that the phrase ‘This is not who I am’ wasn’t used.
Yeah, how dare a musician try to connect with their audience!
Weekend reading is Rocking!
https://www.offensive-bias.com/p/cool-boys-with-cool-toys-the-cult
I thought this was Rocking too!
https://othermeans.io/p/the-glonzo-strategy
This cuts to the heart of the issue more effectively than a tactical Ka-Bar Desert Mule knife ever could.
Work is insanely busy as well. I’m in the middle of 2 weeks of 7a-11a classes for a certification that I’ve wanted for a while. The problem is I’m off to Australia almost immediately after the class is over so I need to try and figure out how to retain the knowledge for the test when I get back
After seeing the Colbert news, as Craig Ferguson would put it, “CBS cares.”
Specifically, about not tipping the orange cart.
He trashed the network for caving to Orange Bitch. Coincidentally he got canceled.
Even though it says RAILWAY on the side, this is in fact a BUS.
Nothing can convince me that the GM streetcar conspiracy isn’t 100% accurate.
“Rashee Rice gets 30 days for driving shenanigans and likely six games for being a dumb son of a bitch behind the wheel.”
In fairness, he was told to suck up to Coach Reid, and this seemed like a sure way to his overworked heart.
Can we call him Road Rashee?
Evening. This week has slightly sucked.
[assembles chairs in a half circle, plants a large washtub full of ice and beers in the middle]
Commentariat: “What’s up?”
Balls or Titties? There’s a difference
Or Ass. That’s a huge difference.
Well, I don’t think he’s THAT lucky!
It has been so long. I want to go play in traffic.