TGIF! It’s finally happened. The NFL is now encroaching on Sexy Friday’s turf. From Brazil. On YouTube. What a world.
Word Count Filler Time
Speaking of bloopers, here’s some movie bloopers.
Fear
The star of the show is a woman who is a hemophiliac. Yeah, women can carry the disease, but they’re not able to contract it.
Terminator 2
When they escape from the mental ward, they first start by driving in reverse. The actual driver was in the trunk facing backwards and his head can be seen in the rear window.
Panic Room
There’s a double shot here! The first is the mom wakes up her daughter by splashing water on her face. When they get to the room the daughter has somehow dried out. The second one is their survival pack in the room has everything they need, except food.
One Hour Photo
This is double dipping! When Nina drops off three (3) rolls of film they bear the label of “Fuji Superior.” When being processed all the negatives show “Kodak.”
Scorpion King
This movie was based in a time before the pyramids exist. And yet, they all have swords made of steel that wouldn’t exist until thousands of years later.
Signs
Mr. Phoenix was acting as an Army recruiter. But the Army poster shown in the background was a soldier in a Marine Corps uniform.
Star Wars
When the stormtroopers break into the control room the one on the far right bangs his head on the door. Later versions added an audio dub for that oaf.
Alright, back to football.
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Friday night football? What is this? Texas?
Senorita Weaselo is playing Silksong. Hornet is a treasure and we’ve figured out what happens if you die before reclaiming your not-Shade.
Tomorrow is ¡El Assico!, too!
https://www.bannersociety.com/2019/9/9/20856722/iowa-iowa-state-rivalry-el-assico
WVU will travel to Athens, OH to face the Ohio Bobcats in out-of-conference #MACtion. 27-10 in a funky, but not the good kind of funky, contest.
One thing being the in the Big 12 (16) has taught me, is NEVER trust Iowa State to do anything close to what they’re expected to do. They are mirrors of WVU in that regard. Another thing being in the Big 12 (16) has taught me, Iowa and Iowa State loathe each other. Lastly, this being Iowa, 16 points is an offensive juggernaut. This being ¡El Assico!, it will either be 48-46 in double OT, or 7-5 in triple overtime. That’s why it’s ¡El Assico!
On the JV side of things, Eastern Washington is putting a test on Boise State. The EWU Fightin’ Eagles are valiantly trying their best in this contest, currently down 44-7 in the third quarter.
Time to hit the road for the long(er) Saturday morning run.
Buona serata tutti.
https://youtu.be/K5xG1P1bVdE?si=LZpTBf51ObQLPBU0
One of these guys calls himself the “ALPHAEST of ALPHAs” and the other claims to be a journalist. Both constantly berate their audience of how great they themselves are, and why the rest of the male species should want to be them.
This is where we are at, folks. What’s worse, this picture is a few years old. Both of these guys actively choose to look this way. Or years.
The internet (with the exception of this site) was a mistake
most successful update to a staid institution for the youth since
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvtdOCeKvNo
Lady number 5 tonight Ayo. Thank you Sir.
A game?
/ fires up the ole AFN decoder box
Oh… Games over.
KC lost… That’s good.
/ goes back to the titty flick…
Yeah, a bit late mate, but you’ve also won the pic posting.
“Chiefs losing at home in Brazil” is the script treatment that might pique Terry Gilliam’s interest.
My oldest daughter’s boyfriend is a Raiders supporter, who remarked tonight that if Donks and Raiders win (both favoured), Chefs will be in last place in the AFC West.
That lad just might be a keeper!
JIM HARBAUGH OWNS ANDY REID IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!
lack of bbq joints in sao paulo
chargering does not apply in the northern hemisphere
*only applies
Herbert running to ice the game was not on my Bingo card, mostly because I don’t play Bingo.
Chargers win.
LA doesn’t care.
Who?
That’s why this was a home game for them.
And Andy gorges on Feijoada on the flight home.
Because they ain’t got no cool song, laden with innuendo.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
Herbert the Duck’s balls dropped tonite!
No risk in throwing now, the punt will take you to 2:00 anyway
Hmm, Lesser Harbaugh seems to be working
Plenty of time for the Rio Turf to claim another victim.
It’s the man with no name! Howdy!
Kermit making all the “holy shit” throws, NONE of the easy ones.
Chargers gon Charger
New season, old season, middle-aged season, it does not matter.
The Chargerings has started
Taylor Swift just gave up a touchdown AND she facemasked the receiver. Bitch.
In my heart of hearts I’ve always believed that Brick was a misogynist AI creature.
Not the first time someone was surprised by a Johnson in Brazil.
This was sad, WCS. Landmark by the airport!
It finally actually happened? There’s been rumors and speculation about the sign coming off for what feels like decades.
Yeah. Bummer. I always looked forward to seeing it on the Parkway West when I’m flying in/ out.
The Taylor Swift Two Point Conversion Sponsored By Miller Lite’s Limorita failed.
TayTay’s boytoy is back!
https://theonion.com/andy-reid-gently-tells-travis-kelce-what-expected-of-him-on-wedding-night/
Boy, interest in this game dropped off a cliff, didn’t it?
youtube influencers, mr beast, the chefs
I’m digging it!
Cat was sitting on my left hand most of Q3. No, this is not a euphamism.
Disembodied voice of Ron Howard: “It really isn’t.”
I was just napping!
Can’t drink all day anymore without one.
I switched to Mitchell and Webb Are Not Helping a while ago
He’s not here, so this game does not appear to be rocking.
Six of them tripled-up on two more of “the boys” who then simultaneously double-teamed his mom? What a mess this whole thing is, starting with biological power cords.
Social media really was the final straw, breaking society’s back.
Quentin Johnston not dropping multiple passes is one of those predictions of mine that fell flat.
HE HEARD YA!!!!!
… so far.
here come those scotchy-called Spags adjustments
https://bsky.app/profile/arif.bsky.social/post/3ly53s5zxlj23
XP SHANK’LOR
One nice thing about games on at work is the mandatory use of “MUTE” which renders Collinsworth harmless!
Harbs gonna fill them khakis with angry doodoo butter….
Under lovers are having a ball!*
*not an observation about gay guys porn
Real NFL foobawl, watching from the same location I last watched real, live NFL foobawl.
Patty wanted 15 more yards onto his run because he was gently touched and I can’t complain on him for trying.
Speaking of Mahomes taking another hit, Imma go do the same out on the patio with my dogs.
https://dailyhighclub.com/cdn/shop/files/daily-high-club-bong-high-seas-pirate-ship-bong-1075290400.webp
Ahoy, matey!
Fumble returns, missed extra points, and a guy named Wayne Knight! This JMU – Lewisville game has everything.
Karol G? I think I play her in the second round of the community bocce ball tournament tomorrow. She’s no Karol S., though, I tell you what.
Pallino don’t lie!
The vast majority of football squawkers will talk about Andy’s adjustments at halftime but Spag’s changes usually decide the outcome. He’s that good.
He’s the Mike Martz of this decade, in terms of coordinator impact
Dick Lebeau would like a word, but, he’s so soft-spoken and quiet, he chose not to speak up.
No matter how blind Najee Harris is, Hippo ain’t expect to see Hampton back on the pitch tonight. Harbs done got soft.
did any reid delay the start because the halftime brazil uber eats was too slow gettin his ribs to him
lost in the Fogo De Halftime
thursday: weather delay
friday: smoke delay
sunday: ???
Hold my beer! – God
Locusts?
Meteor?
Sports needs a new Kissing Bandit.
Desperately
It might just be me, but the Eisen-Warner combination is streets ahead of the Tirico-Collinsworth slop-duopoly.
You is not alone, brutha
Karol G got back!
QUALITY GIF USAGE!!!
Karol G igniting the “pineapples on my tits or pineapples not on my tits” debate.
This halftime show is muy beuno!
Hips don’t lie, indeed.
One gets the impression the Brasilians fuck. Like, A LOT.
(ah forgets the exact Bourdain quote)
TWBS would have known.