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To The Games!

Niners/Seahawks:

The NFC West isn’t fooling around-right out of the gate we get an important game for both teams. One last huzzah! to Sam Darnold for rescuing his career from ignominy and also getting a much bigger pay cheque than anyone would have imagined.

Titans/Broncos:

C’mon, popular Survivor pick! Cam Ward has to be the least-discussed overall #1 draft pick in recent memory-and that’s probably a good thing with respect to his development. I predict he’ll be the difference-maker in a few tilts later on this year. [the taste of Will Levis slowly dissipates in Don T’s mouth]

Lions/Packers:

Here’s your late slate banger! Goff has slowly shed his “can’t play outside on the road” reputation but if he falls flat here it’ll come roaring back with a vengeance. Green Bay is curious to me in that they seem to be more than capable of getting to the second round of the playoffs but beyond that I can’t see it.

Texans/Rams:

Stafford is good to go? Those back owies tend to nag though. [looks quickly at depth chart] We’ll be seeing some Jimmy G at some point I’m sure. Speaking of the position, is this year’s Stroud going to be more like that rookie that took the league by storm/surprise or the soph that regressed a bit? I think he’s too talented and that he’ll bounce back.

Enjoy the games everyone.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There’s always some reassurance in seeing that my fantasy team is going to lose not because of my poor coaching decisions, but because they’re just the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. In other words, they’re losing because of my poor drafting decisions.

King Hippo

#MeToo

Col. Duke LaCross

That was a rough night.

jjfozz

Things to do With a Dead Kelce:

  • lay in front of door during winter to keep the draft out
  • harvest organs and use fat for fire starter during cold winter months
  • decapitate head, use as a soccer ball
  • backup for archery practice
  • lay in road in residential area, cover with tar, use as a speed bump
  • feed to hyenas in Africa

Christ i hate these peopl

Don T

TEN 9 – 10 DEN at halftime. AFTER a major Tit fuckup. Worth a cig 🔥

litre_cola

You deserve it

King Hippo

Inshallah

Unsurprised

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fleshwound_NPG

derp off in tits/donks these last few minutes

litre_cola

The meltdowns in this bar are so fucking entertaining. Glad Dok’s, Lawrence’s and my teams aren’t playing so we can take it all in.

King Hippo

Did Callahan think Denver had 3 timeouts, or is he just the stupidest motherfucker on the planet? He takes three knees and it’s HT at 6-3, Tits,

Mr. Ayo

What a maroon

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King Hippo

only cost him net 4 points, thanks to Donks kickoff coverage, though

fleshwound_NPG

TENNESSEE LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM A BACHELORETTE PARTY BECAUSE THE TITS ARE NOT BEHAVING THESE LAST FEW MINUTES

jjfozz

Yeah, I’m not drinking today

best friend shows up

Yeah, not enough beer in the world right now

Also, I agreed to wake up at 5 am to drive my wife and son to the airport.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!

Mr. Ayo

Isiah Likely out with a foot? Isn’t that how we started last year?

Unsurprised

Fuck your ads, fuck your Mercedes, NFL

jjfozz

Counting down tot hose xmas commercials where they put a ribbon on a new mercedes for their spouse. seriously? go eat a plate of hot flaming shit

Unsurprised

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jjfozz

I have hated clowns since birth. Then our friend, who was a promoter of circuses, said, “Most of the clowns in my dealings have been violent, aggresive homosexuals.” Now, I got now problem with gays, but when he told me he had been pinned against a wall by three “very aggressive” clowns, I knew that i was right.

Bogdanski

No longer Doink!-less in Seattle

Unsurprised

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jjfozz

Is that a donkey punch?

Unsurprised

That’s what I was trying to imply

rockingdog

Found a funny:

[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are

Col. Duke LaCross

PRAISE SHAN’KLOR!

Mr. Ayo

DOINK!

Eat shit SF!

litre_cola

Me right now.

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Col. Duke LaCross

The real Liouns are back!

Doktor Zymm

How goddamn irritating is green bay?

jjfozz

WE DRIVE BIKES TO PRACTICE

FROZEN TUNDRA

LOMBARDI

OUR FANS OWN THE TEAM!

CHEESEHADS

They can all go die in a fucking checmical plant explosion

Col. Duke LaCross

I hate them so fucking much. I’d crawl across a parking lot covered in broken glass, salt and lemon juice just for the chance to feed them into a wood chipper.

Doktor Zymm

Rivets are holding very well so far in the Titan-ic

fleshwound_NPG

AFC South 2-0 and currently leading both afternoon slate games

clint greasewood

Tits bouncing all over the Donks.

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jjfozz

My lord and my God

Unsurprised

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Doktor Zymm

CMC = Crush My Calf

litre_cola

The Donks fan in this bar is hilariously yelling. “I got 17 weeks of this shit coming. What the fuck????”

Unsurprised

Denver Mating Call

NotShogunButShogun

Romo: “It’s super rare to win with multiple franchises.”
You never won with one my guy.

Gatoraids

Puka out (Tears of Blood)

Redshirt

Only one Late Afternoon game in Week 1? Screw you, too, NFL!

Unsurprised

I can make meme gifs again. Ho-Ho-Ho

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litre_cola

Feel like trash but have a litre of beer in front of me at a German pub in Koreatown with Zymm. I am sure the beer will help…

Beerguyrob

Another update – The guy in front of us is using binoculars to not watch the game and I REALLY want to ask how close he’s allowed near schools.

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Unsurprised

At least it’s not a camera?!?!

Redshirt

At least he’s using two hands?!?!

Unsurprised

Jesus, Redshirt

litre_cola

Oh this is very good Redshirt.

LemonJello

Maybe he’s an FBI informant trying to get inside some <insert criminal activity> gang in order to bring them down?

Unsurprised

The Feds are coming …

clint greasewood

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Unsurprised

What a motherfucker. Dang those handsy players.

Beerguyrob

Further update – that was an uncatchable ball, but it was a makeup call for the roughing the passer.

LemonJello

Hunter Renfrow is a Panther now? When did that happen?

clint greasewood

BoBo Nix returning to pumpkin status

fleshwound_NPG

also, has red butt

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Don T

Angstrom-vision VAR again!
/kicks coffee table mentally from coich

King Hippo

Karma pays it back with a Nix Pickerception

Don T

It balloned a bit, king laserface style

Beerguyrob

Update from Seattle – I’m five beers in, and Sam Darnold looks like white Geno Smith. As long as he hands the ball off four out of five times he’ll be okay.

Unsurprised

I intentionally got drunk as fuck when I was hanging out with you guys and I felt bad about it for over a month. Not saying, but mostly just wanted to get that off my chest.

Doktor Zymm

S’all good

Don T

TEN punt inside the DEN 10. What a luxury, this competence.

Beerguyrob

So far!

King Hippo

thank fuck I ain’t #ShameBet with DonT, his Tits are mighty frisky in our thin air.

Don T

No gambling. Still having conscience pangs* from buying a pack of red ‘boros yesterday.

* soothing tar gullet burnings 😋

Gumbygirl

Houston is going the wrong way.

Unsurprised

Evergreen

Unsurprised

SHANKLOR BE PRAISED!

LemonJello

A lot of kickers need to up their sacrifices to SHANK’HLOR, she is not appeased in the least.

LemonJello

A rather sonorous DOINK! in Atlanta.

Jimbo

Woo Mayfield is superfly!

LemonJello

Megatron’s Butthole is puckered right now.

Don T

RippT K rips kick. Worth a cig 🔥

Don T

Goddammit fucking angstrom-vision VAR.

Doktor Zymm

Cmon PJ Harvey’s kid brother!

Don T

I just wanna say that I’ve paced myself, nevertheless hid all keys. Death to pants.

Brocky

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