Welcome back! It was kind of a perfect football day yesterday, enough competitive games and then that great finale. It’s always interesting to me to see old faces in new places and also to see how various rookies are being worked into their lineups. We also saw Micah Parsons rub salt into one of Jerry Jones festering open wounds, that was delightful! And of course on this very site we celebrated the return of Hippo Thoughts which is always a wonderful Monday morning pick-me-up. Let’s do another regular thing now…
Fallout:
-After being destroyed in their last two season openers 80+ something to -7 or so the Giants kept it (for them) close 21-6. So baby steps for them. If Russell continues with a few more sub .500 passing completion forays we’ll see Dart before he’s ready which seems to be like a Giants thing to do. Next week they’ve got the Cowboys and after that the Chiefs. Oh gawd, it’s going to be bad.
-Miami looks to be dead in the water. And decisions like signing perpetually injured Darren Waller have most everyone flummoxed. I was going to give him two games before he was to pull up lame but he never even made it to the gate.
-If you’re ready to bail on some of your fantasy selections already you could pick up a Danny Dimes, a Dylan Sampson, maybe Jacory Croskey-Merritt or even Quentin Johnson. (I don’t trust those hands yet though)
-I was happy to see that the Canadian Medical Association journal (in the form of an editorial) said something along these lines-“Jesus Christ, enough with the non-stop blitz of fucking gambling ads. Let’s develop some guidelines, please!” I wish more organizations would jump into the fray, it’s a bit ridiculous how many we are inundated with up here.
To The Game!
Vikings/Bears:
-Tonight we begin to find out what Ben Johnson can do with Caleb Williams. One quote by the former indicated that the offense and the QB are going to “grow together” which tells me that there are pieces Caleb hasn’t fully caught on to yet.
-As a matter of fact there are many questions swirling round both signal-callers in this tilt. I noticed that early in camp some of the reporters that follow the team pushed back on the narrative that McCarthy’s arm-strength wasn’t all that. Scribes carrying water for the team-I guess there’s compliant media beyond the political realm.
-The Bears o-line which gifted Williams with a league-leading 68 sacks has been tinkered with so we’ll see if he has a fighting chance this year.
-You’ll likely see a lot of D’Andre Swift this evening because Roschon is banged up and beyond him is Kyle Monangi, a 7th round draft pick this spring.
Enjoy what’s on offer.
Found a funny:
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn’t baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
Padres ended up rocking! Fernando’s RBI
As far as game planning for a rookie as your QB?
THAT was flawless. Let him build confidence on every drive.
They ain’t even close to ready for prime time but for a debut?
Solid.
Woo!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/young-boy-who-lost-home-run-ball-to-phillies-karen-speaks-out/ar-AA1M6AQK
I have to wonder if her name is “Karen” or not.
Speaking of, I’ve always liked that name. It sucks it’s become what it’s become through no fault of its own. Alas, you’re going to break eggs building Rome in a year or something.
JJ McCarthy seems Rockingggg!!! Giving like a Joe Flacco vibe….
That’s ROCKING!
A single slice of white bread with empty air on top with a glass of room-temperature water is JJ’s favorite snack, too?
I have never regretted NOT watching a Bears game, so obviously it was a mistake to even turn this on.
https://twitter.com/thesimpsonsnfl/status/1965256907033350330?s=46
Hahahaha that’s Rockingggg!!! 🐻
Whoa! Apparently these are the Epstein Docs…
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1ZSVpXEhI7gKI0zatJdYe6QhKJ5pjUo4b
This is some wild shitttt….
https://bsky.app/profile/devincow.bsky.social/post/3lyejav3wec2f
Scrolling through it. I know this isn’t worse than the unspeakable stuff he and his friends have done, but…part of me feels like it should be?
Billy Bob Thorton hocking cell phone service?

Brad Pitt does coffee over here.
Didn’t John Wayne do cigs for a bit?
George Clooney does coffee, too.
It’s just weird to see.
we are now at the quarter-post of the 21st century and this is still the best chicago bears quarterback of the century
Alright, where’s that fucking badger?
https://youtu.be/NL6CDFn2i3I?si=TxzVSmWK8M1c1cfA
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
Just what American needs in this political environment-a McCarthy with plenty of confidence and a bit of positive momentum.
And a driver’s permit. Plucky upstart!
the only draft analysis that still matters regarding caleb williams
I will check in the morning if that Odunze catch/yards plus DJ Moore -3 for FUMBRE gets me over the line. I don’t think so, but MAYBE.
9 seconds to go 80+ yards? Where’s Rexy?
Bangin’ cock in Bangkok
Gotta let the unleash the dragon sometimes.
Me: [watching the game, minding my own business, loving live, feeling good thoughts]
Son: [text] “I need a wakeup for 3am.”
Me: “THAT’S 3 1/2 HOURS FROM NOW!”
Son: “You always told me that you could be my alarm clock.”
Me: “Fine.”
At least he’s not a Bears fan!
Aw, no run backwards and then punt to run out the clock?
Trump: “We’re going to Chicago to stop a disaster!”
Chicago Bears fans: “You’re too late.”
53 murders every weekend
Damn, lucky you’re still alive and I survived!
It wasn’t even pre-season yet!
The onside kick declaration is so damn stupid. YES. LET’S MAKE AN EXCITING PLAY MORE DIFFICULT TO PULL OFF SO GAMES ARE MORE LIKELY TO END IN WET FARTS
No onside kick with one timeout? Do they think this is Preseason Week 4?
kick this out of the back of the endzone, need the 2:00 warning to have a chance to get ball back
But they were coached to run it out. Smart.
I don’t know if I’m comfortable in a world where the Bears have cromulent coaching…
Looks like you’re still safe.
It’s okay, the only effect so far seems to be making the losses MOAR painful
And they didn’t.
Why not just kick it out of bounds? Same result with no chance of a runback. The field position doesn’t matter if you’re looking for a 3&out.
maybe that’s harder to pull off? I dunno.
“Pull off”
There’s the odunze points
Shitballs! That was a perfect play call!
garbage time odunze points for those that need it
This game is making my stomach upset
Have you tried drinking?
ODUNZEEEE WAHAHAHAHAHAH
Potential Hippo-speak for McCarthy: Red Scare?
Workshop that a bit and get back to me.
HUAC.
Incidentally, D.J. Moore’s yardage O/U was 57.5.
Nawt in.
Yeah, it’s always short.
— D. Favre
I reiterate, there was no penalty there. They destroyed him fair and square.
The receiver, yes
That was definitely roughing the passer by modern nfl rules
Is that what they called? I have it on mute.
Yes.
Okay. That’s good. I saw all the flags flying after the hit, so I assumed stupidity was afoot.
I’m sure the blue tent is equipped with the best dirt to rub on it.
Ded?
The dreams of bears fans for the season?
Yes