Out of curiosity I took a wee peek at all the Thursday evening games and there looks to be a focus on divisional games so at the very least the tilts will mean something. I mean, who wants to see a Texans/Jags-type game on primetime? And by the way, the Thanksgiving tripleheader is excellent.
Flotsam & Jetsam:
-Purdy looks to be gone multiple weeks as he doubled up on his injuries, suffering a turf toe-ish thing as well as a shoulder owie. Into the breach is Magic Mac (Jones) whose first start will be vs the Saints so there shouldn’t be too much worry there.
-He’s fast and a virus that can affect both a locker room and virtually any domestic situation negatively. The Fins are dissembling before your eyes and Tyreek will be gone before week 6. Trouble is, the Miami brain trust probably thinks that they can get a 3rd-rounder for him. Silly boys!
-Chris Godwin was back at practice just under a year after absolutely wrecking his ankle. I hope he’s not rushing back too quick because rook wr Egbuka has shown that the former might be expendable.
To The Game!
Commies/Packers:
-Deebo Usage: If you’ve watched him over the years you saw that he was a guy that did really well on slant plays, usually breaking a tackle and getting extra yards. OC Kingsbury had something a little different in mind, having him make 5 catches that were thrown more than 10 air yards down the field-something he’s done only six times in his entire career.
-According to PFF’s metrics Jayden Daniels graded out in the Top Ten in both throwing and running categories. The latter ability impressed me (even though it was vs the Giants) in that he’s got both the escapability and speed of a younger Mahomes.
-Let’s not forget his counterpart Love, who hasn’t thrown a pick in eight straight regular season games. (although there was that 3 INT playoff game against the Eagles in the playoffs sandwiched in there)
-I’m curious to get another look at rook rb Croskery-Merritt because he had 82 yards on 10 carries. But taking a closer look there, if you subtract the one long run of 42 yards that ypc average dips to 4.4. So the question becomes, “Did he get lucky and break a long one or is he that type of back that is a threat to break free on a semi-regular basis?” Fantasy goobers must know!
Bring your best.
#freetylerrobinson
Whelp, looks like they got the guy who shot Charlie Kirk…
& nobody knows anything for sure yet, but it’s increasingly looking like he wasn’t trans, or a liberal SJW, or a marxist, but just a kid who was always online and had his brain melted by guys like… Charlie Kirk.
Plus early indications is a young-dumb, spur-of-the-moment thing.
Some people go to Vegas, get a tattoo, and get a hooker. Some people put their names in the history books and put this country even further on the brink.
Sometimes you roll the dice and end up like Kyle Rittenhouse. Other times, you’re on the Charlie Kirk end of the bullet.
“We have received 7000 tips for the FBI to follow up on.”
The Tips:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/20/us/politics/tulsa-trump-rally.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTHLRzqV7b4
Rey Hippo reacts… well, reasonably? Wolven sort off to 3-0 start with a road win over Wakey-Wakey.
Did I miss anything?
I’m in L.A. I’m creeped out at how many more Waymos are here than in June
Yeah I even saw one of the new vans a couple weeks ago.
ACK!
You know who didn’t have the president at their New York-based 9/11 game, with even better views because their (fake) stadium is right across from downtown Manhattan?
The Brooklyn Nocturnes.
I went to a friend’s house to watch some of the game and said “I haven’t seen this many Redskins on the ground since Wounded Knee” and everyone gasped and I thought “amateurs” to myself.
There was a soldier named Charlie Kirk who was a casualty at Wounded Knee?
Oh, “the game”. My bad.
ah, 2001 monday night football
Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Crab man!
“Nobody sucks in Hollywood like Dennis Miller.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8hO4enTTCA
My picture froze up, unfortunately, I can still hear Al Michaels.
You know who else stopped moving?
The right side of Trump’s face?
Charlie Kirk?
Onside kicks are so dumb now. Just make it 4th and 15 from your own 15
right in the fuckin nads
https://bsky.app/profile/jm539581.bsky.social/post/3lymcfbg2r22m
If you could tinker with the rules to ensure whatever onside kick recovery percentage you wanted, what would be the ideal? I’m thinking maybe 10%? You get too high, and the analytics will say that you should always kick onside. Too low, and too many games are effectively over.
Yeah, I would say between 5-10% would be good
Or, make it a bit more complicated. If you attempt multiple onside kicks in a game they get progressively more difficult
When you declare an onsite kick, is it like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy?
Was hoping for the touchdown so I could make a Gruden joke about “THIS GAME I CALL IT…” and “…BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN BLOWN WIDE OPEN” but I can’t think of anything good for the middle part. “A screen door in a hurricane?” Nah, we just passed the 20th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, and that was no laughing matter. I don’t want to make jokes about something like that.
Rush Limbaugh’s aorta?
gates of hell when kissinger went?
A show about white dudes shooting things?
Geez amazon read the room
Cops is still on the air?
yea thats gimmick infringement, cbs cops shows hold those rights
THAT PLAY, I CALL IT ORCHIDS OF ASIA BECAUSE A KRAFT GOT A FREE RELEASE THAT LED TO A HAPPY ENDING
THAT LAST DRIVE I CALL IT MIKHAIL GORBACHEV BECAUSE THE COMMIES HAVE BLOWN THEIR CHANCE AT SAVING THEMSELVES
refs implimented Perestroika with those flags
Kelso helmet sighting
-a wildcat play?!
-snack wrap at mcdonalds
-stock market setting itself up for collapse
is this 2008
The still photos of the assassin kinda looks like Charlie Kirk. What if future Kirk was sent to the present to take out himself to prevent a tragedy in the future like Cowboys winning the Super Bowl.
this explains the parsons trade!
Bruce Willis has been the star of two different movies involving time travel that involves his character seeing himself die. If I had a nickel for every time that happened, I’d have ten cents! Weird it’s happened twice, though.
If wishing you had two nickels were horses, Mike Brown would have a horde the size of Genghis Khan’s.
How did he end up with a normal sized head?
Zach Ertz. Still a thing
Talk to your doctor if your Zack Ertz.
These primetime games always wait until the 4th quarter.
I haven’t seen RFK Jr that mad about a shot since he helped reintroduce measles to Samoa.
… was that Stephen king?
Just saw an ad for NFL TV: “New users pay less.”
FUCK YOU FAITHFUL LONGSTANDING CUSTOMERS!
1st one is free, then you will pay.
That “Ride the Float” ad needs to fuck right off.
Well that probably wasn’t precisely where he aimed it, but it certainly got the job done.
My reaction when someone asks me to show sympathy to Charlie Kirk
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“SLIPPERY, HE SAY”, just as a waterfall forms from his hat is incredible film work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX0Zswrl7J4
Don’t get me started on quoting this, we’ll be here all night.
More entertaining than this game, that’s for sure
THIS WASHINGTON TEAM LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM THE 1989 EASTERN BLOC BECAUSE THE COMMIES ARE TAKING A SHIT
It’s Sister Boniface’s parents!
“and after all we’ve taught you to disbelieve in!”
Evening folks, boo the pack!
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Never let the truth get in the way of an exploitable narrative.
lmao no fuckin way
I’m actually surprised it’s not something even dumber.
it might be!!!
I keep hearing about “forearm imprints” as a clue to the shooter’s identity? Is there a big database of forearms somewhere? Are a person’s forearms unique to just them, like fingerprints?
Have they tested for precious bodily fluids and their fluoride levels?
People like feet pics, why not forearms?
Just the feet for me, thanks. Save the pictures for the art gallery.
I think the cops have at least a few forearm imprints from Tyreek Hill, lifted from the necks of women he was dating.
It’s not, no. In fact, if you’re on a jury and you hear “well we got his palm prints” you are required by law to stand up, spit at the prosecution’s feet, (but not actually on them; that’s contempt), turn to your right, (NOT your left), and walk out of the courtroom.
I would imagine a “forearm imprint” is the same, but the caselaw isn’t quite settled on that.
Okay, this is gonna be my only political meme of the night:
How is that polítical?
Because i posted the wrong fucking meme like a dumbass
That’s a great comment on the Democrat’s social media game!
You took your shot. And that’s one less suspect in the Charlie Kirk shooting.
BROCKY WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME.
Is there a better sound in football than a doink? I think nawt
Walked in the house to a DOINK!
The Dominos is actually hot & tasty.
Little early in the week for shame pizza isn’t it?
NEVER!