We get the usual too many games to mention/three tilts split today. Let’s take a look.
To The Games!
Broncos/Colts:
It’s still hard to believe that a Daniel Jones-led offense scored on all seven of their possessions. Maybe Carlie Irsay-Gordon knows what she’s doing? Are those two things even related? Probably not. What seems to be overlooked is that the defense did their part and created three turnovers as well. Bo Nix needs to clean up his play a bit more-he and Mayfield lead the league in most games with two or more INT’s since the beginning of last year.
Panthers/Cards:
Rookie wr Tet McMillan is the alpha guy right out of the gate (there isn’t much to choose from) in this Carolina offense-he led everyone with 9 targets and that’s not going to change over the course of the season, that’s for sure. This does look like Arizona’s game to lose as I see the Murray-Harrison Jr connection doing some damage today.
Eagles/Chiefs:
Rematch! K.C. insists that they’re going to make Pats disappointment Tyquan Thornton into a viable player. Well, do they have any other choice given the statuses of Worthy and Rice? Or maybe just stuff the ball down Hollywood Brown’s throat again? He had 16(!) targets last week. Maybe it won’t be that big a deal-after all, Philly is starting the struggling Adoree Jackson at one of their corner spots.
Do your thing.
When I did the Falcons preview & saw their schedule, I would have bet you thousands of pennies that the Vikings would have curb stomped the Falcons tonight.
Goddamn, Shotty’s dog got attacked by snakes and his mom broke his arm in the airport and then he almost lost to the Giants
Oh hey, I get a stream of all the press conferences
Cubs shirt retired for the day. It helped, Cubs came from behind won 4-3 and took the series against the Rays.
SKOL shirt engaged.
Fuck Atlanta! Let’s go boys!
The plot thickens…
I think you can safely sweat the late game, but really up to you as to how much you would hate yourself if they blow it. No shame in cashing out, and you can always toss $100 of your winnings at the rest of the parlay
I had to do it.
Out of curiosity, do you know what the payout would have been if that had been your parlay in the first place?
Parlay Calculator for Sports Betting Odds, Winnings, and Payouts – SportsLine.com
$5 @ +34866 = $1748.31.
So I did lose about $300, but the three near misses on the Late PM and the 3.5 spread of the night game scared me out. If it would’ve been less than $1,000, I probably would’ve let it ride, but I figured at $1,300, I was betting $1,300 to win $1,000. At that point, I decided to take the win.
Might be a good year to go to a Tits game, will have a look at December games
that was a painful ending. Not because we lost but because Bryce didn’t get three seconds in the backfield while Arizona rushed four.
Whew made my carne asada mix a bit too heavy on the ancho chile powder
Hell of a day for the mostly neutral!
Win. Go Birds
Stupid Beyond Belief (but still win) – Qards, Cowpersons
Platinum Dunce Club – Vertically Enhanced Persons, Donks
Hippo Thoughts tomorrow will be intense, I feel.
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““What did I ever do to deserve this as my fate? Other than all the sinning.””
— 8-bit Theater
Love Black Mage
He casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down!
That cost the Carolina Panthers more than one of their nine lives
danny dimes: 2-0
new york giants: 0-2
“We called the dog Indiana”
BLEERGH! giveth BLEERGH! taketh away.
“We’ve replaced the Arizona Cardinals with the Kansas City Chiefs. Let’s see if the referees notice.”
Ok, so now we need wellness checks on Redshirt AND Hippo
I am just furious at such a stupid mistake. They ALWAYS call it, why do a dumb, desperate move like that ON A GODDAMNED SIXTY YARD ATTEMPT?????
But I’m just going to angry read, then angry go to sleep.
I’m okay. I’m used to losing money.
Hippo may be dead, though.
I AM NOT LUCKY ENOUGH TO DIE FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
/we outstupided the VEP, on the same DAY
Feels weird to have hope while watching my team this late in the 4th qtr
I turned off the radio early, I’m still alive! I’m still… what the hell, Arizona?!
You hate to see horse on horse violence.
FIRE UP THE GRAVY FOUNTAINS INDIANAPOLIS! THE CLOTS ARE WINNERS TONIGHT
That was last second bananacakes!
LMAO
Is this going to be the Donkiest Donk evar?
WOW
BLEEEEEERGH WOO!
HOLY SHITSNACKS BATMAN!
https://youtu.be/k0UNxlTYADI?si=HC2TW8a9J9k01Iqg
Donks vs Colts Vs Zebras
LOL DONKS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Losing
It’s nawt a Chefs game, but I would hope Taylor Swift would go to a Colts/Bears game to watch Taylor/Swift
#9 Arroz Con Pollo
Versailles, Venice Blvd L.A.
https://ibb.co/4wKYWRsg
HA!
Both coaches coached this drive like shit. 60-yarders are FUCKING HARD.
oh my cats if you dickweasels were offside I will KILL YOU ALL
Surtain’s worst game as a pro. SAD HIPPO IS ANGRY
I do NOT understand this timeout usage. If the Humps turn it over on downs?
https://bsky.app/profile/iamhectordiaz.com/post/3lytd5odge22g
The Spaceballs have gone to stripes
congrats on 29-28 parlay survival, Redshirt
Not yet.
DOINK WOO!
DonkDoink!
Horses vs their own footwear is pretty good. Beautiful thing when you see great run blocking.
I wish my horseys would do a more consistent job of it. AND STICK TO THE RUNNING GAME GODDAMNIT, instead of doofus Nix doing doofus things
MOAR CARRIES FOR PJ’S LITTLE BRO
Also, Dobbins is such an old timey horse name!
That is very true
MOAR RUGBY IN MY FOOTBALL PLEEZ!
I think JTT done cooked me in Freezer Vodka, Congrats Scotchy (I think?)!
ONKS WOO!
WONKS DOO!
This fixture is making my ass itch and YOU TWO ARE NAWT HELPING
hooray garbage time td! take that gamblers!
Here’s a view of SoFi Stadium Friday night as I was doing a practice bombing run in my surplus fighter-bomber. I still don’t know what the fuck SoFi sells. Up top is the exciting new Intuit Dome arena that I will most likely never see the inside of. Not seen is the Kia Forum, which is directly below the aircraft. I saw the circus here many years ago.
https://ibb.co/nMpD8cZk
They sell sofa sex robots compatible with the iPhone. Their only customer is JD Vance
Swift Change!!!!
SUDDEN CHANGE!
KERMITCEPTION!
Burrow has turf toe and torn ligaments. Out several weeks.
fucking ouch. Tough dude trying to play through that.
most infamous toe since Bunny Lebowskis?
Damn, his injury history is worse than a Dallas QB at this point