Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
I’ll ready the refreshments. You focus on the mournful signage [in bed].
Milchick

I’m not sure why one would need mournful signage in bed, but totes on board with refreshments in bed.  Tho, being lazy, not sure that I would want to bring them or restock the assumed fridge beside the bed.

This weeks post comes with 90% more proof reading and editing than last week’s post. Note that there was no editing or proof-reading done last week, so 90 times zero is still zero, but it sounds much better.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Tomorrow my employer is having a company-wide celebration because we hit some milestone that I gather is impressive.

We have to go into the office and have a meeting about it, then we’re going for ice cream and mini-golf. Fun!

Now, here’s the thing: I already have friends and family that I can do things like go mini-golfing or out for ice cream with. What they don’t do is pay me a salary and provide me with benefits that I need to get through this “aging process” bullshit. Stop trying to be my friends or family! I work for you. You give me money, I do work within my job description, everyone’s happy. We do not need to do anything else. All you’re doing tomorrow is making me waste gas and keeping me from doing work that is not going to go away because I made a hole-in-one on the windmill hole.
Horatio Cornblower

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I’m sure it’s been mentioned elsewhere, but I find it humourously ironic that professional smurf Russ Wilson is the QB for The Vertically Enhanced Persons…

BeefReeferLives

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What better way to start my 40th lap around the sun than with an AWS security essentials course! In which we lost an hour of lab time because the instructor never added us to the course so we couldn’t access the demo environment.

A lunch beer is required.
Sharkbait

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My brother, who works at a car dealership, has this story:

So this guy bought a car last week off of one of the guys here.
So these are a few overheard tidbits.

Asks to use a phone to make calls

1 Calls an potential employer if he can start working there. Does it on speaker phone
Calls the insurance company to add his new car. They want to charge him money he doesn’t have to change cars.

2 Gives his daughter the phone number to the dealership to reach him because his cell got turned off

3 tries to test drive one of our cars so he can take it downtown because he has a DUI he has to appear for

4. Calls a lady ( I assume). Asks to borrow their car. But they have to take the hand controls off because he can’t drive it with them on. And tells them about the DUI.
   Also, he wants to date her again.

5 Calls Kia of Dublin because they fucked up his car and several fucks later shows up and tells him to stop cussing and yelling.
BugEyedBoo

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Is Miami the worst NFL team? Not being competitive @ Indy was a surprise. And it fucked up my totally sensible Stillers-Jags-Cards-Dolphs parlay at +600. It was only $17, but still 🤬
Don T

Sharkbait

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we are now at the quarter-post of the 21st century and this is still the best chicago bears quarterback of the century

fleshwound_NPG

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Trump: “We’re going to Chicago to stop a disaster!”
Chicago Bears fans: “You’re too late.”
Redshirt

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The onside kick declaration is so damn stupid. YES. LET’S MAKE AN EXCITING PLAY MORE DIFFICULT TO PULL OFF SO GAMES ARE MORE LIKELY TO END IN WET FARTS
Doktor Zymm

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This excerpt of Horatio’s thoughts on the big turk might be my favorite thing ever written on this site:

“Let’s keep this short and sweet: this is the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth, and I went to an all-boys Catholic high school.”
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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JJ McCarthy is like a kid in a candy store! But every candy is a Big Turk.
Don T

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Since it’s not even 9 yet, I’m opening the Jameson. A fave since this Onion infographic

Don T

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Arrested Development Voiceover

“And maybe it’s because he came from a bad home without a father around to tell him to not do things like die on your sword for an obvious child rapist while raising two young children, JD Vance would grow up and be drawn towards — you guessed it — dying on his sword in front of his two small children in order to defend an obvious child rapist.”

Tobias: And may everyday be another wonderful secret!
blaxabbath

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So i just had an interesting milestone in my professional career.

I just had my first “this could have been an email” meeting.

Joy
Brocky

Congrats on your first day of work!
Doktor Zymm

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Brick Meathook

I think your camera is out of focus, Brick.

LemonJello

Lemme check:

Brick Meathook

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Once Darren Waller comes back, the Dolphins will surely bounce back. And aromatherapy with paint thinner has changed my life.
Don T

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I’m on a call with a group of women who are all volunteers, and they do great work, believe me. But it always turns into a circle jerk about how great they are.

Here’s the problem, if it’s a bunch of women are doing this, is it still a circle jerk or more like a triangle jerk?

Obviously I’m bored as shit on this call. Thinking about turning on my camera and having it focus on my balls.
jjfozz

Clit cloister

ballsofsteelandfury

Clam jam

BrettFavresColonoscopy

O-oh Black Betty


Clam Jam
LemonJello

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Brick Meathook

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AFL has been awesome to follow this season. Definitely gonna get a pass for the Bulldogs since they were the home team that we supported when Sharkette and I went in August.

I’ve since added to the sports display in my office with items from the game:


Sharkbait

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Missed these guys.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Don T

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I went up to my MAGA-centered Legion post just to listen to their reactions. They were toasting a great martyred American.

I’m the Californian and presumed liberal (centrist really) and I’m also a known Trump hater but I’ve gone out to the gun range with these guys and I am a crack shot, usually the best.

I finally chimed in and said that I’ve never heard of this guy before now, but I’m damn impressed that he was hit from 200 yards with what was effectively a head shot.

“That was some good shooting,” I said.

They all shut up.
Brick Meathook

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I’m apolitical, but joking comments about a father being shot and leaving too kids behind is too much for me. I’m peacing out for awhile.
jjfozz

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The Hamburgler has gone too far!

Redshirt

They tore one down near me as well. There’s some sort of corporate redesign going on.


Personally I hope they bring back the Golden Arches. Not that I’m going to eat there, I just like looking at them as I drive by them on my way to a good restaurant.


(Applebees)

Horatio Cornblower

“OH! OH HEY ERRYBODY! LOOK AT MR. MONEYBAGS OVER HERE! HE’S GOT SEX DWARF AND APPLEBEES MONEY!!!!!!1!!!”


Braggart.
LemonJello

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I went to a friend’s house to watch some of the game and said “I haven’t seen this many [*Redacted] s on the ground since Wounded Knee” and everyone gasped and I thought “amateurs” to myself.
Horatio Cornblower

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THAT PLAY, I CALL IT ORCHIDS OF ASIA BECAUSE A KRAFT GOT A FREE RELEASE THAT LED TO A HAPPY ENDING
LemonJello

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Would you like to know just how small Canada is despite it’s vast geography? The comedic sidekick in CBC’s Murdoch Mysteries is Jonny Harris. He also has a show on the same network by the name of “Still Standing”, about small towns that have managed to survive once the money left. He did an episode on my hometown and I recognized 6 people in the audience.

/the long-time owner of a sporting goods store
/the older sister of a high school girlfriend
/the owner of a restaurant that I do business with
/a doctor that I went through school with
/my first English language teacher
/a cashier at the beer store

//kindaamazing
scotchnaut

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Got distracted looking at some old photos my parents sent me a while back. This is my mom and grandma in a displaced persons camp in Germany after WW2. My mom was a super cute baby

Doktor Zymm

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Brick Meathook

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Just in case you need that little bit of extra hope for humanity right now

Doktor Zymm

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Down go the Irish! Down go the Irish!
Mr. Ayo

Settle down, Cromwell.
Horatio Cornblower

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Homemade veggie stock is made.
Spanish paprika rubbed pork chops chilling.

Plus I found some leftover pesto that will make a lovely pesto cream sauce served over penne with fresh parmigiano reggiano of course.

Spinach salad with whatever fruit is most in season and perhaps a loaf of fresh bread.

It’s cool. My squad doesn’t play until late.

Never stop cooking.
yeah right

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I did a good job on tonight’s steak.

Beerguyrob

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Good thing Tua will be able to wipe that drive immediately from memory
King Hippo

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Tyreek beating coverages like they were his romantic partners.
LemonJello

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My buddy’s wife brought over wings, brisket, and ribs. She’s a keeper.
litre_cola

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(commercial playing during the Super Bowl, but no on the same channel as the Super Bowl)

Lawyer sitting on a desk: “Did you watch the Sunday Night Football game on September 14, 2025, between the Atlanta Falcons and the Minnesota Vikings? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
Redshirt

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CALL THIS GAME EPSTEIN ISLAND BECAUSE A YOUNGHOE GOING TO BE SCARED FOR LIFE BY IT
Gatoraids

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“this meeting could’ve been an email.”

“this game could’ve been a thursday night matchup.”
fleshwound_NPG

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