Hey.
Slow week in the news cycle. Glad to see you came back for another week of the Wee Baby Seamus Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues updates. Shall we take a look at what happened in Fantasy football Week 2? Come with me.
It’s a world of pure imagination.
Freezer Vodka League
Week 2 Match-Ups
Week 2 Standings
Original Recipe White Claws and Orwellian Ungoodundaythink sit atop the standings at 2-0. Ten teams are lying in wait, taking careful aim at the top teams with hopes to take them down like a shot from a high powered rifle. Early contenders for relegation appear to be Shiba is for the People and Dead Hobos at 0-2.
Lowratio League
Week 2 Match-Ups
Week 2 Standings
Dick’s Sweet Candy Asses, Rod Rust never sleeps, A&H’s Used Vape Cartridge and AI Abuelas are in the catbird seat for promotion with 2-0 records. Hot Meaty Milkshakes, CeeDee’s Unsolicited Nix Pics, Sebastian’s Swag Team and Ambiguous Aaron Rodgers are hoping for a turning point in their seasons at 0-2 and looking for a win. That leaves the remaining teams sorting themselves out like a Food Lion “Make Your Own” six pack.
Lowratio League Blowout of the Weak
Lot of games still to be played in both leagues, and who knows which team may just blast into the lead like a .30-06 to the neck! Prove the naysayers (and Yahoo’s AI) wrong.
Who earns promotion from Lowratio League to Freezer Vodka League? Who will be relegated and replaced in the senior league this year? Tune in to find out!
Until Next Time!
/watching more Travel Man episodes
Ayoade: [tries a popular cheap beverage that is horrible] “You can really taste the savings.”
/another of his tropes is
“Like many cities unlike Norwich”…
God, it occurred to me today that this tune can legally drink in Ontario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY
I have decided to just let the AI manage my team. So far, it is doing much better than I would be doing at this point.
All the cool kids are 1-1
As usual, even in winning, I am still losing again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psifS47L2Os&t=10s
This young man has some brass ones! Need to get him some of those magnetic parts trays and some eye protection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRRPanJ0mgE
I’m a 70’s kid, PCP tuning has a totally different meaning for me.
I didn’t realize that “One Battle After Another” is loosely adapted from Vineland.
To celebrate Bogdanski’s undefeated start to the season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZj9vRq5fo
I humbly thank you
I should not have won, but I’ll take it!
This line was edited out of Herr Charlemango’s Inauguration speech.
(turns on CNN)
“Why is Trump at a Marching Band Invitational? Is it a photo op or is he scouting the color guard and woodwinds for Epstein reasons?”
Bells and flutes parallel to the ground, Saxaphones perpendicular and Clarinets at 45 degrees. Come on, English! This is Day 1 stuff!
Yes, but fuck him. They should be playing some all AMURRICAN music.
Which is to say Charles Ives’s versions of music.
He was invited by fellow pedophile Matt Gaetz.
He texted Charlie Kirk to see if he wanted to come along, but hasn’t heard back from him.
Oh, Charlie didn’t ignore the invitation. He just wasn’t able to talk at the moment.
Thoughts on changing the team name in season?
I feel like it shouldn’t be done, but thought of a name I likes better.
Go For It!
I’ve done it before. Go to town!
I’m not your supervisor, but:
I don’t know what kind of arcane magick you guys performed to get me back in the league, but thank you, my darling dear(s).!!!
I’ve done it before, purely for juju (ie, starting 0-2 or 1-4) reasons.
No reason not to, it’s pretty common
Names are never set in stone. Go for it.
thanks all, name changed