I will short you on text but, since a photo is worth a thousand words, word count met. Might be an extra or two in there so we’ll see what makes it to Friday.
So below are your Week 5 Quotables submissions.
2025 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)
I will short you on text but, since a photo is worth a thousand words, word count met. Might be an extra or two in there so we’ll see what makes it to Friday.
So below are your Week 5 Quotables submissions.
[…] are here. Below are your Week 5 Quotables […]
The NFL is testing to see if playing with an actual greased pig, instead of a football, will effect game play, with mixed results
Detroit! Fix your fucking weather. We got a ball game to play here.
Daryl Stingley Night is not at all what I expected…
Boy, that Kyler Murray’s the Elton John of the NFL!
Because he’s a masterful showman entertaining millions and at the top of his chosen profession?
No, because of the balls to the face.
It’s not cultural appropriation if you’re Black Irish
Golly. It’s almost like the Quards have cursed themselves somehow…
https://apnews.com/article/charlie-kirk-memorial-state-farm-stadium-ff4815a8ec8f4eb6f4855360a98a04fa
Browning just heard about the Flacco trade and reacts to maybe losing his starting job with the Bengals
My flight is delayed by 2 hours because ATC doesn’t want to work for free for some reason, so nice of Gibbs to dance for my entertainment during this trying time
And here we see a Texan paying tribute to the Minotaur of antiquity, an unholy abomination that was birthed when a man had sexual intercourse with his favorite steer, but you wouldn’t know anything about that now would you Lieutenant Governor Patrick…
I haven’t seen someone do a better job of holding onto the ball since Nate Solder took that trip to the massage parlor that Bob Kraft recommended and asked for “Jasmine”.
Stupid woke. You can’t even put a Dart in the lawn without getting grounded.
Ref: (well, that hit’s legal, clearly not a penalty)
Ref: (wait…his name is Jaxson…)
Ref: (aw crap, I just know Jaxson’s mom is gonna make a scene)
Ref: “DOUBLE ROUGHING THE PASSER!”
I really like this one.
Watching all those Cardinals scrambling for balls reminds me of the 1979 Altar Boy Jamboree Campout, which also ended with a bunch of them in the end zone.
Uh oh! I fall down go boom boom!
GIMME YER LUNCH MONEY KID!
Redshirt’s about to experience how ELITE Skyline Chili can get.
Like Skyline Chili, I’ll need a few hours to digest this.
The end result should be about the same.
https://bengalswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2025/10/07/bengals-trade-browns-joe-flacco/86567547007/
Flacco? Didn’t see that coming.
Probably because Flacco was standing against a beige wall at the time.
I haven’t seen an Arizona resident caught this unprepared by something flying at their axial region since that loudmouth jerkoff who had no affiliation whatsoever with the NFL and had never played a down of organized football in his life but was commemorated with moments of silence in NFL stadiums nonetheless after he himself had been permanently silenced with a 30-06.
♬…One is the loneliest number that can ever be…♬
BRYCE: Uncle Kevin, can I be quarterback this play?
UNCLE KEVIN: I don’t know, Bryce…
BRYCE’S FATHER (who is on the other team): Oh come on, it’s Thanksgiving, let him take one snap…
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Ladies and Gentleman and Variations Thereupon, your 2025 Kansas City Chiefs
Watch this Lis’. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half because he saved Zac Taylor’s job….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now.”
Tua says you can protect yourself by leading with your head and spinal column
OOOOOOH I haven’t seen a guy getting jacked in public like that since Kellen Winslow’s last trip to Target
/Obligatory Benny Hill music
THIS GUY I CALL HIM MARK SANCHEZ THE WAY HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK HE’S A VICTIM WHEN HE ENDS UP THE WRONG SIDE OF A DART
I hate it when the GM doesn’t bother to hide when they’re railroading!
The important thing is that he ended up with more tackles than TD catches in that game.
See, you have to listen to Phillips Rivers’s wife–don’t bother with the head and just take it all the way in.
:thinking: Wait, is it Call of Duty or Call of Doody?