The Last Goodbye

Until tomorrow. It’s been a bit of a slog (he types at 12:20 EST) but we’ve been rewarded with this lovely fixture. Some folks have already gotten tired of Detroit being good for all of two years and five games. Really?

To The Game!

Lions/Chiefs:

-Goff is the only QB that Patty has met more than once and doesn’t have a W over.

-The spread is KC -1.5 and the O/U is a feisty 52.5.

-Detroit’s run game being as good as it is creates other opportunities-they run more play-action than pretty much everyone else and it’s been effective. That’s bad news for the Chiefs because they allow a 65% success rate on that play.

-On the other side of the field the Lions secondary is compromised. Both boundary cb’s are out and their starting safeties are questionable.

-KC hasn’t been getting much pressure from their edges lately so look for Spags to create some blitz packages. Thing is, if that leaves LaPorta and/or St. Brown in single coverage that could spell trouble.

Take it home.

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Redshirt

LOOK: Lions’ Brian Branch instigates fight with Chiefs players at the end of ‘Sunday Night Football’ – CBS Sports

Me: “Eh, its just kneel downs. Nothing happens with kneel downs.” (changes channel)

litre_cola

BC Dicks dad passed away. Here we are. MiLitre I’d participate as well.

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Horatio Cornblower

Well shit. Send that man off with a wet head. I’ll drink a toast to him here as well.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry for your loss

Redshirt

Very sorry for your loss.

WCS

Oh my goodness. My sincere condolences to BC Dick, his family, you…

Oh man… if we can do anything, yinz know we’re here.

Gumbygirl

I’m so sorry. Glad you could be there with him and the family.

Mr. Ayo

Yes, this means the Leafs playoff chances are trending to zero.

Horatio Cornblower

ESPNNews showing the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championships.

Just in case you missed them last year.

Gatoraids

rip to the first winner Herbet Kornfeld

herbert
Horatio Cornblower

“Both of those guys were with me when the victim was killed, Your Honor”

Mr. Cornblower, they were known to have been incarcerated in an English prison, whilst you live in the USofA.

“Nevertheless”

litre_cola

Happy thanks, who like whisky? I thought I was less wasted that my bowling counterpart, he cracked a bottle of Laguvulin, we asked permission, them MILitre said lets go. We also had a discussion on how we should use her name. IWhisky

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I like whiskey if you’re trying to donate it

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure what he’s trying to do, but I’ve ruled out “driving”

Gatoraids

waiting for Andy Reid to lose it one day on taytay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFHfWckRXuM

fleshwound_NPG

a group from seattle making their mark in canada? its been done

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Horatio Cornblower

I took tomorrow off, so you know what that means…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9tE5oE3jI4&list=RDI9tE5oE3jI4&start_radio=1

Mr. Ayo

Pitching advantage: MARINERS!

🔱🔱🔱 UP!!!

Redshirt

In Soviet Missouri, KHunt pounds you!

Don T

Abortions ban you! Da?

Horatio Cornblower

Every time I see Kelce I wonder when Taylor’s gonna over this song…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvvGR09P5XI

litre_cola

Once i learn to like Akavit, i will be indestructible.

Gumbygirl

Don’t you like Malort?

Don T

It’s enough to condition tolerance. Like being outwardly “patient”.

Gumbygirl
Unsurprised

I give up.

Last edited 4 months ago by Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Fuck this.

Don T

I can still see through both eyes still. Shout out to switching to beer.

Horatio Cornblower

“Liquor before beer, never fear”

Mr. Ayo

Me two. When I close the other one.

Back to the freezer!

Redshirt

blatantly borrowed from NFL Memes

If Harrison Butker is so anti-trans, how come he’s transitioned into such an awful kicker?

ThePirateSloth

Next Sunday, I should do a shot every single time the phrase “on the back end” is used to describe something football related.

Horatio Cornblower

Hollywood Brown having his first 2-TD game in four years the week I had to drop him from my roster because my kicker is on a bye is sheer coincidence, I’m sure.

No regrets, really. It’s not like I would have played him anyway.

Brick Meathook

I picked him up off waivers. Thanks bro.

Horatio Cornblower

Least I could do after Dak! stole our game for me.

Unsurprised

FUCK

Brick Meathook

“This ChatGPT commercial was written by ChatGPT”

Unsurprised

And that’s why it’s 95 degrees and climbing in October.

fleshwound_NPG

“chatgpt, make a commercial that does not suck.”

chatgpt:

hourglass
Horatio Cornblower

Love these ads for Foxwoods Casino that show all these people dressed to the nines and having a great time, but if you actually go there it’s a bunch of degenerates wearing their second-best sweats while sitting at a one-armed bandit long enough to piss themselves twice because “this machine is due, I just know it”

fleshwound_NPG

when lemmy kilmister died he left behind not a whole lot of money for a rock star

because not just drugs, but because he fuckin LOVED one armed bandits

Horatio Cornblower

Lemmy is not someone I would have expected to exercise sound financial management.

Or any, really.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw79RVnlCb0

First time I’ve watched this video since Ozzy moved back to Hades. He and Lemmy are plotting their coup now.

Last edited 4 months ago by WCS
Gumbygirl

I worked there years ago- can confirm.

ArmedandHammered

At the Vegas DFOcon I attended in Vegas, the old people on their motorized chairs playing those machines like zombies was kind of terrifying.

Gumbygirl

The “Stick it to Trump” yes on prop 50 ad!!!!

Redshirt

Boo, that’s not Gibbs. That’s not Gibbs at all!