Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
On hold for another buncha quotes [in bed].

Work blew up last week, and its been crazy since, so have not had the usual time to go looking for random quotes. Hoping for next week. But, shrugs, we’ll see.  I have some ideas where to get more, but have not had time to research it.

Got most of my list done last week when off, and saw the New Jurassic Park movie in an actual theatre. Was better than I thought it was going to be.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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March 28th, of every year, because of February 5, 2017.

Sharkbait

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February 3, 2008.

Super Bowl XLII.

18-1 season record…

NAWT FACKIN FAI-UH! THIS WAS OWAH SEASON! ONE FOAH THE HISTORY BOOKS!
LemonJello

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September 7, 2008.

Bernard Pollard.

Tom Brady suffers season-ending knee injury in the first quarter.

LemonJello

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I just realized I can get 20% off shame pizza with my AARP membership, I’ve been leaving money on the (shameful) table!

*It’s a little known fact that you can join AARP at any age, I’ve been retired at heart my whole life
Doktor Zymm

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I have the usual guy stuff in my shed. But these babies have some family history that I plan on integrating into the renovated place for my soon to be newly wed daughter. These come from an old railroad line near our families lake cottage in the Wisconsin north woods. As kids we collected a bunch 50+ years ago and my parents kept the best looking ones. Mom sent me six of them a few years back. Soon I will drill a hole in the tops, run an LED light with rustic wiring through each, mount them in a staggered line on a weathered wood plank, and mount it above the dining room table. I hope it turns out nice.

2Pack

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Update on Bear, the Breeder Dog That Was Tossed Aside:

As he was taught, he tries to mount Ruby here and there and Ruby is having none of it. Bear is a simple sort of doggo and is at sea.
scotchnaut

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Sometimes a perfectly good hammock will get a teensy bit contaminated with radioactive material. Seems a shame to throw it away so it gets chucked in the shed
Doktor Zymm

/writes spec script about a radioactive hammock terrorizing Manhattan
//working title “The City That Never Sleeps Even Though You’d Think It Could Sleep Because Of The Omnipotent Hammock But The Hammock Is Killing Everyone”
///cashes Netflix check

SonOfSpam

What really happened, the spiders in the shed mutated and started weaving full sized hammocks instead of webs. I think they’re still just eating flies, but there ARE a couple of interns missing…
Doktor Zymm

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We’re about to hit the local avocado tree for one last big score. How I’m feeling about that (artist’s conception):

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

UPDATE: We got seven. There’s a decent amount remaining up there but they are beyond the range of my extendable pole.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“they are beyond the range of my extendable pole.”


Oh, so like my clitoris for some people?


-D.Favre
Horatio Cornblower

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Family vacation update (like you fuckers care)

My mom has beceome a HUGE pain in the ass. Trying to find the local news station actually made me want t o burn down the house.

My sons are dicheads, there was a water balloon incident today that caused tears adn temper tamtrups from my nices. (You don’t have to throw a balloon like Nalon Ryan, son.)

My wife got ipissed as a ll shit cause my sons were making fun of her. ICE UP DOSN!

My two best friends are coming down to the beach and I’m gonna get so fucking hammered, you can’t measuer it with current standards of meaurement. even like, metrics.’

More to ome. come.
jjfozz

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I stand by my twin theories that either Tomlin has some crazy bets going on over what crap he can handle and still hit 0.500 and/or it’s a kinda meh gypsy curse. Like Thinner but he just ran over the gypsy’s foot so she just cursed him to never suck enough to get a decent draft pick
Doktor Zymm

“Oh yeah, I know her. She’s cool.” — Jeff Fisher
Dunstan

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Oh Crap I think Bagel got into the gummies again.

Calm down Bagel, you can’t touch the sun.

DJ TAJ

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It’s kind of funny that the biggest sporting events over Independence Day weekend are a tennis tournament in England and the Club World Cup featuring primarily non-American teams. Except of course for the Nathan’s taco eating competition, which could be argued as the MOST American sporting event in existence.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My wife’s coworker offered me a ticket to the Dodgers/Astros game on Friday night , the catch is I have to drive and buy him beer. That’s a no for me.

Jimbo

“Enjoy your $40 ticket!”


(buys $80 in beer that I can’t enjoy because I have to drive)
SonOfSpam

Also he’s kind of a loud mouth eye-talian dude, no offence obviously.
Instead we are driving out to the desert to visit some friends and celebrate America by blowing up a small part of it.

Jimbo

SonOfSpam

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Well, P.Diddy’s likely going to walk on the most serious charges, so everything continues to be awesome.
Horatio Cornblower

Redshirt

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Walked the San Diego Zoo today, saw cute animals, just as cute children pretending to be animals, and a metric fuckton of people more interested in their phones than everything to be seen. Thanos did nothing wrong.
ArmedandHammered

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It was 2-0 Mexico, but now it’s 1-0 Mexico New soccer rules I guess.
SonOfSpam

Fox viewers are wondering if Honduras is one of the 3 Mexican countries.

Jimbo

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Hawaii is pretty okay so far. I got home to two chirping smoke alarms and no AAA batteries so that was a very dad experience to deal with after BIG TRAVEL but before dropping my bag and taking off my shoes.

I’m gonna grill tomorrow.
blaxabbath

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A huge thanks to the guy that just explained the word “plethora” to me. It means a lot.
2Pack

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Captain promised to “fly it like he stole it” and get us to Chicago quick, lol
Doktor Zymm

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Damn shame about Michael Madsen.

I’ve touched on this before, but my mom’s family knew the Madsen family when they all still lived on the south side. My grandparents were friends with his parents, and my mom was besties with Michael’s sister Virginia when they were younger (she’s been in a ton of movies)

Anyways my mom and her family moved to Indiana few years later but they all stayed in touch somewhat, even after Michael and Virginia got famous.

My mom didn’t know Michael as well as she knows Viriginia (he was older than the two of them) but I can tell this is going to make her upset
Brocky

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Did I miss something? Why is this going to be Maestro’s last quiet summer? Are you and the Lady Maestro having a baby? Enquiring minds want to know!
Gumbygirl

Our little concertmaster arrives mid-November!
The Maestro

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I don’t think AI like, gets us, man.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Hello and happy ding dong diddly goddamn weekend everybody!

Home for the weekend!

Cooking on Saturday for me and the bro and Eldest granddaughter and The Wahini and son in law and, AND!

Eldest granddaughter has a boyfriend who she’s bringing plus another best friend.

I Get to Show OFF! In the kitchen.

Honestly, I was pretty fucking floored to find out my granddaughter has a boyfriend.

Don’t tell anyone but I thought she was more of a girl girl.

I’m not disappointed just surprised. He seems like a good kid too.

Held our seats at graduation.

Bring it!
yeah right

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Our little villages Sagra, or annual festival, starts tonight and runs through Monday night. So I can enjoy a long weekend, dancing under the stars (hopefully with the flirty blond across the street) and really nice fireworks for a small village of 4000 people. For those of you who are celebrating, and those who are not, have a great weekend. Wish me luck on the bumper cars… don’t need to throw something out…
2Pack

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Tonight in Iowa, Trump was holding a Nazi rally, and was riffing about getting a loan at the bank, and there are “some good bankers, and some Shylocks” and holy shit we’re just going straight to 1930s Germany without passing Go.

I’m sleeping in tomorrow because I can, but I ain’t celebrating shit except the fact that you guys are around.
SonOfSpam

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Germany v. Poland should be over in like 5 minutes, if history is any guide.
King Hippo

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Redshirt

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Found a funny:

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found

EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland

EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
rockingdog

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Princess and Duke WCS have been asleep before fireworks started.
Lil’ and Lil’er WCS are at their mom’s.
I don’t work on a major holiday that is Friday.

I don’t think I’ve had an “open” Friday night in at least a decade. It took me until now to realize that.

EDIT: My guess would be Christmas 2015
Three kids, one ex-wife, one quasi-princess, an entirely new career ago, and two Stanley Cups ago….
WCS

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Fellow commenters, I’m not saying this to make you jealous but I’m going to get some action tonight!

Narrator: He was talking about eating cheese, crackers and kielbasa sausage in copious amounts. His wife fell asleep an hour ago.
scotchnaut

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For the sake of comedy, I hope they rebuild RFK stadium on the same site and call it RFK Jr
Doktor Zymm

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Sigh. As a pet owner I wish this was the only Boom Boom we’d be hearing tonight.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Your pets are great so I am sympathetic, but some pets…

Doktor Zymm

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Sharkbait

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I discovered Lowratio’s side gig!

Doktor Zymm

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(lying on couch; having moved in hours; listening to Super Bowl Marathon)
Me: “I don’t think I’m going to move until Monday.”

TV: “Up next, the 2005 Pittsburgh Steelers!”

(five seconds of me frantically looking for the remote; turns TV off)

Me: (panting) “I guess its time for me to find some dinner.”
Redshirt

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Ayo has been Malorted

Doktor Zymm

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“It’s Not Coming Home” can apply to England not winning this tourney and the British Museum’s response to requests for artifacts from former colonial countries.
scotchnaut

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He’s like a modern Hercules, a true hero for our times

Doktor Zymm

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Translation: Me wearing black clothes to look thinner.

Jimbo

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The inventor of the heat index has died.
He was 88, but felt like 107.
2Pack

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Little Devils Stairs Overlook
Skyline Drive, Shenandoah National Park
July 5, 2025

Brick Meathook

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/had to sit down the foster dog yesterday-didn’t go well

Me: “Hey buddy, why don’t you jump up onto the couch-wanna give you some news.”

Bear: [wags tail excitedly] “I sure hope it’s good.”

Me: “It sure is-we’ve found you a new home. It’s in Winnipeg!”

Bear: [stops wagging his tail] “Winnipeg! Winnipeg? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s where culture goes to die!”

Me: “Uh, well, it was either that or a trip to a farm up-province, ifyouknowwhatImean.”

Bear: [crosses paws against chest] “Fine. It’s just fine. But don’t be surprised if I piss on the living room floor a few times before I leave.”
scotchnaut

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Shit did Mexico just score?!?!
rockingdog

Mexico scored. America shit the bed.

scotchnaut

Also the result of both countries’ most recent elections.
SonOfSpam

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Hey Monty Python is on Turner Classic Movies. No more sprots tonite.
SonOfSpam

The Dr. Mrs. is at a K-Pop concert. I should probably get drunk and watch porn something from that list of important films I’ve been meaning to see.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Don’t see Fisting Firemen 7 unless you’ve seen the first 6. There’s a lot of backstory.
SonOfSpam

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