That’s Flacco’s best side up above. Only three tilts and only one that’s compelling but if you’re a fan of buffoonery the Shield has got you covered.
To The Games!
Titans/Raiders:
Rikki/Don T. Vacuums/Cigars. Bamboo/Paper Towels. This fixture has everything. Ten games have been played between the two of them and only two W’s to show for it. Ward came through in the 4th quarter last week and may be able to build on that if only he can get consistent protection. Vegas allows 222 yards passing on average, just be aware of Maxx. On offense Vegas can move the ball but they bog down in the red zone-at 35% they are the 2nd-least efficient scoring team in the league.
Bengals/Packers:
Immobile Joe meet Micah. The former arrived Tuesday and a playbook was thrown in his lap with the instruction, “Read it!” Luckily, he’s so old he knows what the word ‘read’ means. It’s just like Cincy to trade for a guy with a lower QBR score than the guy he’s replacing. I guess that’s why Green Bay is favored by 14.5 in their cozy environs.
Niners/Bucs:
Ya think this might be a close one? San Franny hasn’t won or lost a game by more than 5 points this year. Tampa is about the same but their number is 6. Though the Bucs are stout vs the run they can be had through the air especially by way of the RB. They’re 3rd-worst and McCaffrey should capitalize.
Be a good dog in the comments.
Romo is almost as pissed at them for leaving McCaffery out of their 4th quarter game plans as I am
Qaron will be angry about the Steelers practicing social distancing in the standings from the rest of the AFC Norf.
Tell him it’s an isolation retreat
Nailed It!
– B. Walsh
For those who have met me, I like alcohol, but the call to Akavit by BC Dick is unnecessary.
Pull your pants out of your socks, grandpa. I’m getting the bottle right now
Shameful display. Only got a half into him. Under pitiful duress
Where’s 2pack at, isn’t he a Packers fan?
I’m starting to worry about him, he hasn’t been around at all lately. Maybe someone with his email address can check on him?
I’ve been meaning to talk to him anyway since I’m gonna be in Venice over Thanksgiving
He’s been MIA lately. I’m guessing his recent retirement has something to do with it.
Welp…at least they showed up this week.
bengals have a shot if flacco is OKAYish and the yearly late year yinzer collapse happens
This Thursday against the Steelers will show if the 2nd Half was an illusion or if Flacco has figured out the Bengals offense. Defense hasn’t been that bad either, they’re just gassed from being on the field for the entire first half.
bungles/stillers is this weeks thrusday night derpoff?
thats a 13-12 game if there ever was one
Flacco ordered a bowl of skyline chili, hold the chili, hold the salt, please boil the pasta for exactly 2.5 minutes. serve on a paper plate with plastic untensils.
It was frequently recognizable as football!
This is what the 2025 has done to me. I’ve gone from “Super Bowl incoming!” to “Alright, average football…”
early super bowl favorite green bay:
lose to the browns
tie the cowboys
barely holding onto a lead against the bengals
…the ELITE flacco bengals
I thought the current administration banned Fraud Alerts as “too woke”.
theyre gonna win and there was very little doubt to it
but damn, they better run the table in january or everybody is gonna CLOWN their asses
fuck this shit tornado that is my life
That’s even worse than a sharknado
unless you are in Germany and then its version of Wizard of Oz
How’d Chase catch that?!
Can the Raiders protect a
17 point lead with four minutes left10 point lead with three minutes left?Iosivas has frying pan hands.
He’s from Princeton. A Yale man would nevah!
“SIGN THAT MAN IMMEDIATELY!” – Coach Reid, thinking of the possibilities
sounds like a brand offered at Sur Latable
Neat flip!
That was so cool!
I am thankful for Harlan calling the game though. And since it’s teevee, no kurt warner with him
we must build our thankfulness reserves for the coming winter of Sunday night football
That Baker scramble was insanecakes.
really inspired Johnson’s catch and tumbling routine, even the Romanian judge giving it a 9.2
Good in the meastest way possible.
Egbuka suffering from sheer proximity to CMC Injury Factory
That looked…good?
I hope Redshirt has enough iced cream for this.
Good, you’re watching this too. Part of me was afraid it was a diabetic shock coma.
Pull a Giants, Zac, and get Higgins back on the field!
Bengals will catch up.
A good use for AI: robocall all the Red Zone advertisers and berate them
Is anyone keeping a Boycott List?
I’m sure there’s one, although the only one I’ve seen that I actually do business with is Geico
Hendrickson questionable to return (back)
Hope for Comeback (doubtful)
Cookies and Cream Ice Cream (open)
woah buddy Flacco your QB better hold off on that spicy Cookies and Cream
What is wrong with Romo’s nose?
A lot of hassle to get this working again, but at least it was during a shitty window so I didn’t miss much!
67…and REVERSE DOINK! cancelled.
Groucho, I just can’t figure these Packers out. Can you shed some homer-gleaned light on things?
It just feels like EVERYONE keeps saying they’re really good.
Ok, show your work.
Umm…uhh… THEY’RE REALLY GOOD!
They just look and feel like the same team to me. There’s no zazz. Gotta have zazz.
They looked great for the first 2 games then they rapidly regressed to the mean
The preseason prognosticating hype machine was unwarranted and unjustified.
Is the god of short kicks a low slide whistle?
He wins this week’s Cairo Santos Memorial Just Short Award™️.
Really? Going for the record?
Cracker-thin crust. Tasty and fewer carbs. Everybody wins!
Counterpoint- cracker crust is almost cardboard
That’s why you load it up with toppings
Hate to steal Hippo’s thingy but Wifey adopted another dog and I’ve been up since 5am because it’s a whiny bitch-not a criticism, just a stark observation-and I need some sleep.
was it a pug? or bernese? (asking for a beer vendor)
A weird-ass poodle.* I’m allergic to pretty much everything else.
*she’ll max out to about 25 pounds
At least you could beat a child.
FITBAW JESUS understands
As does Michael Vick
White wine day drunk, best drunk?
Fuck yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSo3g1gCWbQ&pp=ygUYd2hpdGUgd2luZSByb2JvdCBjaGlja2Vu
the CLASSIEST at least!
why its Absolutely Fabulous
White wines, running thru our lives
White wines, blow away…
DON’T DO IT!
I would say rosé
Tucker – a man and his (off-tackle) dream!
I see some little guy’s nap is over.
Welcome back.
I only half-napped the first half of early slate. I just was too lazy to get my laptop and watched from bed without multitasking. Like it was 1995 or some shit.
Downloading torrents from limewire hoping for some strange.
Rikki, I fantasy-really-need this Raiders clean sheet.
Samesies
I’m shocked. I always though Tits were a sure fire success in Vegas.
Not in this economy
I heard part of an interview with Flacco on the radio earlier, he really is the blandest person on earth
woulda been great to hear the songs Taytay would write about him as a couple
What rhymes with vanilla?
Gorilla.
Manila, he’ll never visit the Philippines
He will miss Njoku, those crazy kids brought out the best in each other
My shitty emulator stopped playing the games in landscape mode and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna watch these crappy games in portrait. Time to download a different shitty emulator!
You need an emulator for s-t-r-e-a-meast?
For NFL+ on my projector
Sacked like Rome
RIP Niners.
How is McCaffrey still the only one standing in that infirmary ward?
He is probably more metal than man now.
already had all his body parts replaced
DMV on CBS! Where comedy goes to die.
tonight on cbs: finally its not a cop show!
But is it set in Chicago?
that’s NBC. And I guarantee at least 50% of MAGA (and Boomers overall) think Chicago is a war zone because there are three dramas set in the city that paint exactly that picture.
not until they reveal they all are under deep cover
now if their viewers laugh too hard they will run out of oxygen
New Quarterback, Same Batshit Insane Play Calling!
Love feeling the pressure of an ELITE matchup
jordan love is never beating the favre allegations
going to have to be more specific about which set of allegations
It only gets better.
https://bsky.app/profile/diannarussini.bsky.social/post/3m2zju5yywk2z
What was he using the band on, the goalpost?
Probably tried to use a dumbell as the anchor point.
I wasn’t sure what ‘band work’ was. Did get tangled up in his sousaphone?
Baritone saxophone
SAXAMAPHOOOONEEE, SAXXXAMAPHOOONNNEEEE
I stand by my watermelon theory from the previous thread
I’ve gotten the dog walked. I’ve been to the gym. it’s chilly and raining out. I’m in my favorite chair, with my dog on my lap and warm blanket over my bare feet. Peppermint hot chocolate to my left.
I’ll be falling asleep in front of this game faster than Hippo after a 3rd “pick-me-up” Flintstone Chewable morphine tablet.
Aw, shit. It wasn’t a nightmare, Joe Flacco is our quarterback!
Chin up, I picked GB in all my eliminator leagues.
And there’s a pick.
Wrong kind of elimination
Stillers 4-1 (1-0)
Bungles 2-3 (1-0)
Ratbirds 1-5 (0-1)
Pauls 1-5 (0-3 [!!])
stillers ghanta supa boawl
really sets up Rodgers to enjoy a Marino style retirement party in the playoffs
I was at that game!
Marino or Theisman?
Today’s Saddest Fact of the Day: When Joe Flacco takes his first snap, for the first time in Franchise History, the Bengals will finally have a QB who has won a Super Bowl.
Shame pizza for a shame slate.
I was doing so well eating healthy in L.A., too.
That just means you earned that shame pizza. Good on you.
Good perspective. I’ll take it.
Don’t forget to make French toast with the leftovers
What the fuck is that all about? I thought I was hallucinating earlier!
Unsurprised posted the recipe. It’s exactly what you think. Just treat the pizza slices like toast and make french toast.
No. Nope. Never. And I smoke tons of weed.
The streets are saying: The New England Patriots are SO back.
No one is saying that, but they did keep me alive in the DFO Eliminator Challenge, in a week I have to believe the Eagles let more than a couple of people down.
The afternoon is going to blow after today’s first slate
Do I have to watch this?
.
Are you a captured enemy combatant? If no, then yes.
Of course.
Sir Malcolm McDowell weighs in.