Are you ready for another shit ton of football? Not only do we get this extra tilt but there’s a doubleheader on Monday night as well. Just a reminder that there are two teams on a bye, Houston and Minny. Let’s go!
To The Game!
Broncos/Jets:
-Hard to believe that Aaron Glenn’s team hasn’t forced a single turnover yet and doesn’t even average one sack per game. Lack of talent? Players not understanding the scheme? Glenn in over his head in an unwinnable situation? I wouldn’t rule out anything.
-Last time Nix played the Jets he had a mere 60 yards throwing in a 10-9 snoozefest.
-The Broncos D continues to shine-they allow the 3rd-fewest fantasy points to QB’s.
-The Jets key to success this year as they defined it was to ram the ball down opponents throats. How’s that going? They are 27th in Expected Points Added per designed rush and now they face a team that allows a mere 1.9 yards per contact on run plays.
-In the previous games that Sutton has played vs Sauce he’s had 4 grabs, a TD and 73 yards.
-It’s across from Sauce that is the problem-Riley Moss is getting picked on and has allowed the 2nd-most yards of any CB.
Go dip something in your tea.
That was, without a doubt, the worst plane-related event to happen in British history.
That game has done the impossible-it drained what was left of the good feelings I had about the Giants upset of the Eagles on Thursday.
170 comments. You all are crazy.
Breathe, Hippo!
I’d give a slow clap, but that requires multiple.
The Jets, ladies and gentlemen.
Sure, because this offense has been unstoppable today!
Wilson falls down, of course. He might have been short of the sticks anyway.
These Jets Offensive Line are like the King’s Guard; they will not move from their assigned positions no matter what!
This absolutely, positively is going to end with a doink on a placement attempt
My SIL went home. I’m up here for a few more days, and I brought a vape! Ain’t no high like a mountain high!
#Clots!
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“Stay clear of the trumpets! I musta told him 50 times!”
-S. Steichen
Fumblerooski!
Jets 2 minute drill incoming?
Yep. Stand well clear!
Fields, incidentally, is still not at 5 points for the game.
Imagine if your league gave a -1 for each sack taken…
Maestro would be up by many.
Insurmountable Lead!
I AM ENJOYING THIS GAME BECAUSE I AM HIGH ON POWERFUL OPIATES
HARF HAR HARF
(thud)
man, a nodding off sure sounds nice right about now…
RUN THE BALL YOU STUBBORN ARSEHOLE
This game I call a gathering of British Loyalists during the Revolutionary War because everyone deserves to be tarred and feathered.
I y’ar-matey’d a book a of short stories about Alien encounters which I thought was set in the Warhammer 40k universe (because Dan Abnett is one of the contributors) but is actually the Ridley Scott type of Alien and I’m very disappointed because I have completely soured on those things. The original two movies were among the best ever in their respective genres and everything I’ve seen subsequently has been a huge letdown.
So you have watched Prometheus then!
Yeah, that and Alien: Resurrection – which was fun its own way, but definitely not good. If I’d known how irritating Prometheus was going to be I’d have upper-decked Ridley Scott’s toilet when we had that job at his house.
United States-United Kingdom Wars and Reasons:
American Revolutionary War: Unfair treatment of subjects of British America by the British Parliament.
War of 1812: Unresolved issues from the previous war. Impressment of American citizens by British Navy.
War of 2025: Denver Broncos vs. New York Jets at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
I can imagine many a Brit watching this and being all “…and they say that our game of football is boring and monotonous?? Stupid fucking yanks.”
The impressment of visiting American co-eds by British sailors continues to this day. It’s that damned sexy accent, how are we supposed to compete with that?
We’ve got a nor’easter coming in today, so I’m going to take the dog for a walk and then hit the gym before hunkering down with some junk food in what, at this point, has to be better football this afternoon.
Don’t forget to wear your oilskins.
Apt that this game is in London, as the British term “fuckall” deffo applies to the offensive output of both teams…
You grow up in a foreign country and you decide to become an NFL fan. That world is completely open to you.
Who the fuck picks The NY Jets as their team?
Maybe your granddad took it up when he saw Super Bowl III.
Then again, the Brits would think much the same about Hippo and Everton.
Favorite color is green? New York is one of the most popular cities in the world? Sadomasochism?
“It’s New York City, mate, they must be great.”
(watches games) “Cor blimey!”
Have they gone back to Engram since the 1st quarter? He’s caught all 4 of his targets!
I’m nawt even sure which team is most likely to dumb up this game next
It’s like Alien vs. Predator. Whoever wins, our brains lose.
/Except there was an actual “good guy” in that one
My Dad liked to tell an old-timey NC State game story, where Roman Gabriel “quick kicked” for like 70 yards on 2nd down.
That would be sommet the Jest should try out
Heresy alert – I just don’t get the Selena Gomez fascination
My daughter made me watch entirely too much Wizards of Waverly Place. So while I don’t lust after Selena Gomez, I get it.
Any youngster that got their start on Disney when my kids were younger (Gomez, Cyrus, Grande, Cosgrove, Zac Efron, McCurdy, Lovato, etc.) give me the creepies.
I really should go upstairs and change shirts (Donks/Obama 2012 just ain’t got the juju today)
JUST RUN IT AT THAT POINT!
Aw yeah, “what is football move” can be crossed off our bingo cards!!
And now, “What is a catch?” now in British form!
“Hey now, what’s all this then?”
“Dost thou possesseth ye olde baell?”
(last night)
Me: “Eh, I’ll take Fields at 200+ yards. He’s hit it 3/4 times this season.”
Football Passing God: “Hold my beer and watch this…”
I hope that sandwich was good, because at .337 you are getting close to that being your last meal ever.
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Damn, that’s impressive. #Goals
I knew a guy who briefly held the record for highest BAC recorded in New Jersey, it was around that and he was fine.
Well, fine-ISH
A kid at UConn supposedly produced a .4+ when taken to the ER. I’m not sure I believed that, but I had seen him earlier in the evening and had told him that drinking tequila out of a pretty full Red Solo cup wasn’t the best idea, so I’m not ruling it out.
True story (well, not true)
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The Jets may actually win this game?!
Just imagine how bad it would be if both teams didn’t travel early…
“Exit, persued by a Bear”
-W. Shakespeare describing the career of Justin Fields
nods in Buddy Cole’s Halftime Show
Woohoo, deep cut! The Winter’s Tale.
Is 11-10 a Scorigami?
Stillers beat the Chargers by that score in 2008 on MNF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPES8_B7uQI
Of course it doesn’t post, but the link works.
Nope. 18-11 would be though.
This game is stupid. And not even the fun stupid.
I must admit to 11-10 being a fun score. But 13-11 would also be fun AND not ruin Hippo’s day
It would incidentally not ruin Senor’s day either. The worse this team is, the better my bye post will be!
I dunno, I’m enjoying the sheer derpitude!
That’s the most J-E-S-T way to take a lead we’ll see all season.
Watching on a bit of a delay and just saw it. Brings a smile to my face, as it must make Sean Peyton livid..
Donks overconfident? This is a silly game
yeah, they REALLY struggle to pay attention (see the Tits opener), maybe try some Ritalin
“Another tylenol casualty, they should be giving the players heroin!”
-RFK Jr
while drinking a can of nicotine
Oh I’m so glad I got here to watch the Broncos give up 2 points for holding in the end zone.
Day isn’t gonna get any funnier than that.
Safety dance!
Lowratio! How the fuck you doing?
JEEBUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
This is just a horrible game.