Hey.
Week 11 is in the rear view mirror. Three weeks until FF playoffs kick off (at least in Lowratio League). Some teams are still in the hunt, others can start making off-season plans. But the most important thing in this fantasy football season is the piss-poor waiver moves we made along the way.
Freezer Vodka League
Week 11 Match Ups
Week 11 Standings
The Drunky QB (8-3) has moved to the top of the heap this week with Shiba Is For The People! and Original Recipe White Claws nipping at their heels at 7-4. A cluster of 6-5 teams follows; Sydney Sweeney’s Ar*an Tits, The Blair Witching Hour, Indelible Prickstains FC, and Orwellian Ungoodundaythink are still in the running for a playoff spot. Here’s where it gets interesting. She’s got good Jeantys (2-9) is an almost certain stone cold lead pipe lock relegation at this point. Rev’s Chosen Ones (4-7) has one foot in the relegation grave. Then you have five teams at 5-6 scratching and clawing to avoid the last two Lowratio League invites for next season. Stefon Diggs’ Pink Powder Club, D&D For Jocks, Tush Pushy Galore, Dead Hobos and Pump Up The Spam may not have much hope for a championship at this point in the season, but finishing out of the Relegation Zone gives them something to fight for.
Lowratio League
Week 11 Match Ups
Week 11 Standings
AI Abuelas and Raccoon With A Meth Pipe currently hold the two automatic promotion tickets, though Rod Rust never sleeps, also at 8-3, is poised to topple one (or both) of them from the top spots. Alone at 7-4, Jimbo’s Sad Hombres sits solidly in the playoff zone. 1 Day. 1 Wonderful Secret. and The Hunters of Renfrow round out our current slate of playoff teams at 6-5. Dick’s Sweet Candy Asses, Saquon This Penix, Hot Meaty Milkshakes, and CeeDee’s Unsolicited Nix Picsall at 5-6 still have chances to oust the higher ranked teams and secure a playoff spot for themselves. The same probably cannot be said for Bondi Fetish Garden Noems (4-7), A&H’s Used Vape Cartridge (4-7) or Ambigious Aaron Rodgers (3-8) and The Brick Experience (3-8) unless absolute carnage occurs between the teams above them in the rankings.
Lowratio League Blow Out of the Weak
**Bonus** Lowratio League Playoff Forecast Graphic **Bonus**
If the playoffs started Week 12, here’s what they’d look like
Who earns promotion from Lowratio League to Freezer Vodka League? Who will be relegated and replaced in the senior league this year? Tune in to find out!
Until Next Time!
There is zero chance the Drunkys hold up.
Heh, OBVI…
Gay is signing with the 49ers, Tom Pelissero of NFL Network reports.
Today would have been our 43rd anniversary. I’m sad, not gonna lie.
That makes me sad, too. I’m sorry, GG.
Cancer fucking sucks.
“Sure but don’t you recall being pretty bored around Year 8? Maybe thinking about booking one of those cruises with all the drinks and those unreliable railings but adequate-enough insurance? Maybe obessing over the idea of taking that big stupid purse of hers and HurlingItOffTHEGODDAMNDECKBEFOREANYONE–….
I mean…how do you rekindle a marriage that has lost romance? Or does it automatically return right when year 9 begins?”
-Bill Belichick, 2034 NCAA Football Championship Winning Coach
Hugs and cuddles, GG. You’re the best, and we’ll tell the others.
All the best to you, and thanks for being here.
what he said!
Can’t be sad if you weren’t happy first. We’ve all here for you GG.
All the internet hugs, we’ll keep you company for as long as you want to put up with us
🤗
I’m gonna go to San Antonio next month,I think.
Gonna have some o’ that tasty Texas brisket?
Mmmmmmmmm.
Oh BlueSky is full of things today. Remember that Olivia Nuzzi story from the other night, about how she was boning a second politician? It turns out, she was a teen singer, and someone dredged this up. Sorry/you’re welcome:
https://bsky.app/profile/parkermolloy.com/post/3m5yy6alpls23
Yeah. Someone posted this old xitt of hers yesterday & the replies were just priceless. That take aged about as well as raw milk…
She’s a complete caricature, probably sent from the future to warn us.
That song makes Rebecca Black sound like Elton John
(psst…wanna see a nazi get punched?)
https://bsky.app/profile/goad.bsky.social/post/3m5yt7uyzk22l
Nice. Socked that big smile right off his face. (might want to mask up though, he’s probably already been doxed)
Woody Johnson has instructed employees at MetLife Stadium to lower all flags to half-mast and hold a moment of silence prior to this Sunday’s game.
https://bengalswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2025/11/18/bengals-zac-taylor-benching-isnt-only-way-fix-tackling-woes/87341659007/#
There seems to be a disconnect between Zac Taylor’s coaching style and the fans’ preferred method:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0e-BhButw0&pp=ygUVQmFycnkgcGEgYW1lcmljYW4gZGFk
There’s more to our defense struggling than poor tackling, such as:
poor game planning
bad coaching
lack of faith in player abilities
lack of player abilities
nausea
allergic reaction to ingredients in football
failure to make adjustments in-game
death
the Epstein files
space aliens
magnets
Yeah but look at how the economy is doing so well!
The Bengals don’t know how any of those things work, and ICP can only help them with one, maybe two.
“That’s so cool how you mercilessly stomped on Brocky. Let’s get together. ”
-Women across America contacting men named Sebastian who have fantasy football teams
I’m very proud of the Hunters of Renfrow for tenaciously fighting against a clear conspiracy by the universe to bring them down that sees them 2nd in points against, yet still sitting on the happy side of the playoff bubble (for now).
The more you monitor your FF lineup, the more it crashes and burns…
and somehow if you cover one of the slots, the result is the same.
WTF
/pushes glasses up nose
“Cover one of the slots? Pfft. Nuts to that.” – Raiders defensive coordinator
“Yeah, that’s exactly what they expect us to do!” Al Gol_en, Bengals _efensive Coor_inator.
“They should all be called War Coordinators.”
-P. Hegseth
I love the idea of Offensive Coordinators and Coordinators of War.
The Bengals have conclusively proved that a good offense is NAWT the best defense