More Of Same? You Got It!

I’ve been advised to tell you that there are more games in store. Let’s dig in.

To The Games!

Vikes/Seahawks:

He processes at a two, three year vet level, is what Minny coach McConnell says of Max Brosmer, today’s starter. He was a preseason darling/surprise and today he gets his chance to shine. There’s some talk out there that a guy like Brosmer, who played for six years in college and got a ton of reps, is the better prospect on average rather than the unfulfilled potential Anthony Richardson types that can throw the ball 80 yards, if it lands between the sidelines.

Raiders/Chargers:

There’s so much going on in Vegas and it has nothing to do with choosing Tonight’s Girlfriend from a “Buy Nine Evenings, Get One Free!” website. Chip Kelly is gone, Greg Olsen is in place, is Carroll on the hotseat, do the Raiders start all over again-so many questions. If Brady is a primary decision-maker he’s got a bit of a mess on his hands that can’t be navigated from the booth, I’ll tell you what.

Bills/Steelers:

Here’s one for you-Buffalo can’t stop the run worth a damn but are very effective vs the screen pass for some reason. I mention that because under Rodgers them Steelers have one of the most cromulent screen games in the league and run it at the 2nd-higest rate. The Bills have to put some points on the board-over the course of their three road losses they’ve put up less than 20 each time. They can get beyond that by giving Cook 20 (there’s that magical number again!) or more touches but just aren’t consistent in doing so. Not sure how this one is going to go because myself, like Tomlin, doesn’t know which defense is going to show up.

 

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

120 Minutes Playlist Project Update:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnCoVKqxXAI

King Hippo

always sing this in the car (when it comes on, as it do every now and then)

Unsurprised

I remember that porn site.

Redshirt

Okay, I’m up to date on the Steelers game.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ow4AXEpeyIE

herodotus450

Who or what is a “Max Brosmer”?

fleshwound_NPG

sounds like an awful barstool character in a skit

Redshirt

Sounds like a player the computer generates when you forget to sign a player in the offseason.

Unsurprised

Out-raidering the Raiders.

Unsurprised

Oh, there was a third game being played.

Unsurprised

Son of a biscuit

Redshirt

Okay, I’m back. What did I miss?

Unsurprised

Buffalo broke Rodgers

fleshwound_NPG

rodgers ded, tried to respawn, still ded

Redshirt

Good. YouTubeTV kept recording it. I get to watch it. I’ll be in my bunk.

Beerguyrob

On a separate note,

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BC Dick

Happy day, Riga. You’re a good dog. Happy for you.

Gumbygirl

Who’s a pretty girl? Riga’s a pretty girl!

fleshwound_NPG

it will be december tomorrow. the bears are the #1 overall seed in the nfc.

primum miraculum suum peregrit

pope-da-pope
blaxabbath

Yeah Lane, pretty sure God always tells you to take the money right now above all else.

fleshwound_NPG

twitter finally found it, after 1000s of attempts: double secret rock bottom

bots for lane kiffin

BOTS FOR LANE KIFFIN

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can see why people find it really hard to quit twitter.

Beerguyrob

We brought my lesbian sister-in-law’s 40th birthday beer koozies to the game. They are wholly unnecessary given the ambient temperature, but it made everyone feel good that we participated.

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blaxabbath

Your brother sure can pick ’em.

Beerguyrob

His wife is a joy; his sister-in-law is a piece of work.

Unsurprised

That was a perfect pass … to the wrong team

Horatio Cornblower

Mrs. Horatio just asked if I wanted to go see a Queen tribute band with her and some friends and I need Rodgers’s arm brace after the severe dismissive wanking motion I made.

Gatoraids

little taste for those that missed it

rodgersblood
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Someone should notify his fami–oh, nevermind

Unsurprised

Why don’t we like the Bills, again?

King Hippo

eh, they are pretty bang-on neutral on my “Love/Hate Meter’

Doktor Zymm

I kinda like the Bills

King Hippo

Happiest I ever been about a Bosa success

Horatio Cornblower

I would say the Bills have responded to Pittsburgh’s attempted homicide of their QB.

Unsurprised

I didn’t know you could just grab an opponent’s leg and hold on like you’re looking for a ring post to wrap it around.

Gatoraids

the wishbone play no longer just for the offense

Beerguyrob

By making it a field goal festival, the Seahawks are letting the Vikings look competent.

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King Hippo

Up to a 12 to -7 lead!

Doktor Zymm

Well that’s nice of them

Unsurprised

That rush was like he was playing for his own pop star girlfriend

jjfozz

tony romo taken to blue tent to have his stomach pumped due to all the Steelers jizz he’s been inhaling since the game started.

Unsurprised

He oughta know …

BC Dick

Wouldn’t it be in his lungs?

King Hippo

SKOL can’t even give up properly

King Hippo

SEA offense 9, MIN offense -7

jjfozz

Patrick Queen continuing the Steeler tradition of playing shit ass, dirty football. Fuck him. How is that NOT a flag?

King Hippo

Even Romo had to sheepishly admit it was BS.

Redshirt

When its Pittsburgh, its playing to the whistle. When its someone else, is suspension-worthy.

Redshirt

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Redshirt

Alright, Buffalo. Pittsburgh attempted to kill your QB. You know what you need to do.

M-2
King Hippo

Just rip off his left hand. I want to see him amgrily jab the air with his stump.

Gatoraids

challenge accepted go Bills

jjfozz

My oldest, my namesake, just said this: “Me and my girlfriend are going to watch the Wizard of Oz before we go see Wicked onstage.”

I am a broken man.

Gatoraids

maybe was on a car stage

2ycked
Redshirt

Not to impugn upon JJFozz Jr.’s honor and intentions, but there could be another reason.

South Park_ Broadway Bro Down . Man-Time Song – YouTube

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Unsurprised

Tits > dignity

Horatio Cornblower

Maybe they’re getting high and watching it after queuing up ‘The Wall’ to just the right moment.

jjfozz

If the scoring team on a touchdown gets penalized, and hte touchdown counts, why not penalize them on the extra point attempt?

Redshirt

The Refs goofed. They should’ve penalized on the PAT, not the kickoff. If anything, a 15-yard penalty hurts the kicking team because the kicker has to hit a line drive to get it inside the 20, so the ball carrier can catch the ball running and be able to make it past the line of blockers before they can react.

Redshirt

Max Brosmer < Nine

jjfozz

Rogers loves Allen, doesn’t like Lamar because, well, you know.

King Hippo

Raiders heard all our shit-talking, decided to show us what’s what

King Hippo

HOLD MY BEER – Geno S., Compton, CA

ThePirateSloth

lol, I love my little season ticket family. They always text to check if the randoms sitting in my seats should really be there.

Unsurprised

Those fucking maga losers would adopt that stance.

jjfozz

Woman and daughter who beat up a meter maid in Baltimore finally sentenced.

In my opinion it should have been a shovel to the head.

Redshirt

Tie them to a boat and send them out to sea.

jjfozz

Except they woudl be able to enjoy fresh air and sunshine before they passed.

Doktor Zymm

Not if they crashed into a bridge before getting to sea

Redshirt

…or tie them to the bottom of the boat, or the side.

Redshirt

Metlife Stadium Is ‘Completely Empty’ At Kickoff On Sunday

Does it count as a win if no one was there to witness it?

Horatio Cornblower

Not sure that author understands what ‘completely’ means.

King Hippo

Herbert quacked out, let’s see if the Clips can make that “7” hold up.

Redshirt

With Trey Lance? Oy.

Doktor Zymm

So I just realized today that one of my stupid futures bets from before the season was $10 on the Bears to win the NFC North

Redshirt

Referee: “Personal Foul, Defense, Number 29, Face Mask, Number 29…as I was saying, no foul on the play.”

Beerguyrob

Five first quarter punts?! Totally worth the drive!

King Hippo

You need one of them Iowa Hawkeyes Punting Is WINNING t-shirts

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What the Raiders look like from my perspective:

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King Hippo

It’s funny, I was just noticing how they can’t even do the little things right. Clearly confused on defense on a key 3rd and 5, don’t call timeout. Then, they stop the receiver a FULL YARD past the line to gain, and the Raider defenders are CERTAIN they stopped him short. Just no situational awareness whatsoever.

Beerguyrob

Steel beams don’t melt, but player resolve apparently does.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s quite possible that via alcohol I euthanized the parts of my brain that would remember the iterations of the team that looked worse than this, but I honestly can’t remember them looking any more pathetic than what I’ve seen this year.

Doktor Zymm

I really really hope it’s because Brady is just absolute poo at running teams and he refuses to accept the situation so it’ll keep going for years which sorry your team is gonna suck for years and years but at least it should be funny

King Hippo

yeah, it’s just bad all over. Usually, y’all have some bright spots here or there.

Doktor Zymm

Jeanty legit could be good on a different team, that’s sort of a glimmer?

King Hippo

Possibly. But he certainly doesn’t look transcendent (as a Top-10 RB really needs to). I have him in Maths league, and my RB production is killing me.

Redshirt

Why does it feel like once he got Hailee Steinfeld, Josh Allen stopped trying?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wouldn’t you?

Redshirt

Depends on what she tells me to do? When you hit above your weight class, you don’t think too much about the situation.

Horatio Cornblower

“Redshirt, is it cool if we don’t watch the Bengals and stay in and just have sex instead?”

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Redshirt: /combusts

Redshirt

Redshirt: “Sure thing, honey!”

(sets SiriusXM to Barry White station and radio to Bengals Radio station)

Redshirt

Okay, time to start paying attention to the games.

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Doktor Zymm

So a steelers/chargers/broncos/patriots parlay?

Redshirt

Good point. Just made the bet.

jjfozz

First: fuck Walmart for using that Who song

Second: Fuck Walmart for putting that song in my head every time that fuckhole commercial plays

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, it’s just despicable.

jjfozz

I understand making money, but some of the songs that have been sold for commercials just hurt. Like Blitzkrieg Bop, but those fucking glue sniffers definitely needed the money.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s not the worst thing that Pete Townsend ever did, but it’s more of a 1b. than a clear #2.

Horatio Cornblower

“No, you don’t understand: Pete was doing research to understand his own childhood trauma and akjsjdhtosnewofbhuvyg benwo=nbfii as!!!!”

-The mob of Who fans about to descend on us all to defend Townsend having a shitton of child porn on his computer

Doktor Zymm

Aren’t most if not all of the Ramones dead? Can’t trust their estates worth shit

Horatio Cornblower

The four original members have been dead for years.

I think several drummers might be around.

Doktor Zymm

You don’t give song rights to drummers tho

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure the rest of the Ramones gave them anything more than per diem money.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Johnny Ramone was famously a huge fan of Reagan; for two bucks he’d have beaten you with a pool cue until you had detatched retinas. I highly doubt he’d have been protective of song rights if the price was right.

jjfozz
Unsurprised

Fucking Hell. I just realized this guy is wearing a P*te jersey. Time to go.

Unsurprised

Get the fuck out. That is 9/11 accuracy from a New York Jet

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The refs in this Falcons-Jets game can’t even be bothered to watch what’s happening on the field.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Like, that field goal could have missed and they probably would have ruled it good just so they could collect their game check and go home.

Unsurprised

So, Buffalo vs Pittsburgh is a real good vs evil matchup, no?

Redshirt

I think its more Underachieving Evil vs. Smug Evil.

jjfozz

It’s more like the bubonic plague versus airborne cancer

Col. Duke LaCross

All of these ass games are down to the wire

Unsurprised

It should be piano wire around the necks of the head coaches.

BC Dick

Which NFL quarterback would you want to have a beer with?

I might be biased cause I was one but I could pick a hundred D linemen, QBs are a different kinda guy.

Unsurprised

Cam Newton. He could shit talk and give fashion tips.

He’s also probably way more brain damaged than he thinks

BC Dick

Now see that’s the last guy I’d choose. Well, other than Brady and Tebow. Or fucking Russell the Hustle.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It would be fun to hit up the Orange County bar scene with this guy:

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BC Dick

He’d leave me at the bar and take the mom and the daughter home.
There aren’t any cool, sleazy QBs anymore. I want to fire down some whisky with Kenny Stabler

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Any number of the backups (Tyson Bagent, Gardner Minshew, Tyrod Taylor) and then maybe Baker Mayfield and James Winston.

Doktor Zymm

I would try to avoid all the rapey ones. Burrow could be interesting, even if it’s just to see how many beers it takes before he starts shittalking the Bengals front office

Unsurprised

BORTLES!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Dak Prescott seems like a genuinely good guy, plus I bet he doesn’t drink and would make sure I got home safely.

BC Dick

If it was which QB you’d want to pick you up at 2 am, for sure. He’d be there in his Altima any time you need. But that’s not the brief.

Unsurprised

I should have just bushwhacked The Pirate Sloth and gone to the Seattle game.

EDIT: And Beerguyrob

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Unsurprised

Now I’m disappointed and somehow two beers has affected me more than the 1/3 bottle of vodka did the other day.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Last year I said that the Bears had set a new standard for NFL comedy. This season it appears they have decided to go the Tom Hanks route and focus on legitimate drama.

BeefReeferLives

Some real gems in there…

Looks like Loratio has entered the chat:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That subreddit is freaking hilarious. None of them take anything seriously and hate their home team’s subreddits

Unsurprised

As it should be

as it should be