Slap-Dashing Thru The Snow And A Game Preview

I imagine some of you work apes are up against some end-of-year deadlines and I’m no different. I’ll not be able to give this game the attention it deserves But first…

Flotsam and Jetsam:

-I rarely give a twaddle about what siblings of NFL football players are up to unless of course they’re valet parking a stolen vehicle. That’s what Puka’s brother did the other day. The idiocy abides…

-The Bears play perhaps their most important game in a decade + on Saturday vs the Packers and they’ll be without both Odunze and Burden. DJ Moore is a more than capable wr but after that it’s Duvernay and Jahde Walker. May as well tie one hand behind Caleb’s back while we’re at it.

-What is Tua’s Bench #?: Apparently it’s three (games) because he’s been reduced to an emergency QB. Should we talking about Coach McDaniel’s White Magic? Everyone was calling for his neck a scant two months ago and yet he won the battle between himself and the GM. And now he’s putting out to pasture a 54 mil QB and everyone is good with it. This guy has taken down his boss and his star player and he seems to have expended no effort whatsoever. I’m in awe of the guy.

To The Game!

Rams/Seahawks:

-FanDuel Query: I’d love to the know the odds on Nacua getting an OPI penalty this evening.

-Darnold, who is sporting a 5/1 TD/INT number across the last 4 games (all wins, btw) is getting all kinds of grief from fans and sports yakkers alike. They want this guy to fail so bad. The narrative could be that while he goes through a mediocre (not even bad, mind you) stretch the Seattle defense has reached another level. They’ve surrendered a mere 25 points over the last three tilts.

-This is the very best Thursday Night matchup ever. Why? It’s the first time that two 3 loss teams have met on this hallowed evening.

He Likes What He Likes: The third/fourth receiver on the Rams is a non-entity. They’ve had all of 54 catches all season.

Get going!

 

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Don T

This Darnolding might just het me 5 hours of sleep. Night!

Redshirt

Sam Darnold is in Playoff Mode.

SonOfSpam

D’arnold reverts to d’ipshit at the most entertaining times.

Mr. Ayo

GOD DAMMIT DARNOLD!!! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Jimbo

Not so hawt taeK: Rammit Bills in the Owl.

Mr. Ayo

Well, at least the Kraken have been properly released and are currently tormenting the urban area of Calgary.

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litre_cola

I felt the tremor

Redshirt

Okay, the receiver did not do an antisemitic touchdown celebration. In any other season, this would be a weird observation. In 2025, that’s par for the course.

ThePirateSloth

Welp, time to turn this shit off.

ballsofsteelandfury

NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!!

jjfozz

THIS SEAN MCVEIGH, I CALL HIM KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY BECAUSE HE’S BLOWING UP THE RAMS

King Hippo

like it was the Murrah Federal Building!

Redshirt

Aw, fuck me in the ass with a rake. There’s another Harbaugh?!

jjfozz

And he’s a ginger, so he’s doublely evil

Mr. Ayo

Settle down, Buddy.

Redshirt

That was a nice play by Puka. Welp, time to hit the showers.

No, wait, I didn’t mean-

User Redshirt has been banned from this forum.

jjfozz

He really hit the gas on that last reception…

jjfozz

Janae Rice apologize for Puka Nacua’s anti semitic comment

Don T

Post-game recovery treatment:
Nacua – ice bath
Staffird – flan tub

SonOfSpam

Oh, thanks for the idea!

(requests flan tub from wife for Xmas)

ThePirateSloth

Hey, that whole playing conservative thing hasn’t worked for us ever at all over any point of the season, so let’s start our next drive with a Draw Play! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Redshirt

Sam Darnold almost went from seeing ghosts to becoming one.

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jjfozz

Got sucked into a “So what series are you watching now?”

The most banal, soulless question of our society.

“I’m watching Looney Tunes. Every one of them. I finished the Flinstones yesterday.”

Lots of puzzled stares.

Redshirt

I had that feeling when my family found out I watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The hushed “Is Redshirt gay?” conversations behind my back increased a bit higher than usual.

jjfozz

There’s a Bob’s Burgers episode that makes fun of Bronies, and it’s hilarious

King Hippo

I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts!!

(Touch of Downs, folling nobody)

jjfozz

There’s a post on the Baltimore subreddit about the stomach bug. my god people are just fucking pussies. you’re sick? go lay in bed and drink some gatorade.

Redshirt

Agreed. Grab a six-pack of Gatorade. When in doubt, drown it out.

jjfozz

The amount of hysteria and “What do I do now?” is sickening, I would respond if I could but I’m permanently banned from Reddit cause I misgendered someone. fuck them.

Redshirt

“I’m identify as a ______!”
“Don’t worry, I’m gender-neutral; I identify you as a raging, complete asshole.”

jjfozz

Wasn’t saying fuck transgenders, fuck reddit.

well, fuck everybody

Gumbygirl

That’s the spirit, Fozz! Fuck everybody!

Redshirt

If you’ll permit me to go a bit Conservative, the Liberals went too far in their progressiveness and while they’re not responsible for the situation we’re in, they didn’t help. Society progresses at its own rate, when you try to speed things up, people retreat to their bases and people of same beliefs.

SonOfSpam

“People wanting to be treated decently made me burn that cross”

Gumbygirl

Counterpoint: Mind your own business, and keep your sky daddy out of my government.

litre_cola

All of this!!!

Redshirt

Hey, Darnold?!

Mr. Ayo

GOD DAMMIT DARNOLD!!

Redshirt

You should’ve watched it from the Prime Vision Alternate Broadcast. He didn’t jump the route; he was standing perfectly still.

Jimbo

Bangles >Bengals.

SonOfSpam

I do too – and it’s a cover (original: Katrina and the Waves)

jjfozz

i just might bid on this fucker tonight

jjfozz

this

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WCS

My neighbor had this. I’m pretty sure we broke it from constant usage (PHRASING).

Redshirt

I’m kind of liking these Seahawks helmets.

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Redshirt

Actually, the whole uniform looks good. Almost like Oregon but subtle instead of vomiting up designs.

jjfozz

i worked with a guy who used to work for Nike. He had to present new uniforms for Oregon to Phil Knight. Said he almost barfed on his shoes.

litre_cola

Mrs. Cola agrees. Is it a Bengals fan thing?

Don T

Dirty mop water unis with BMX green is A OK

jjfozz

They are cool.

Reminds me of my wife’s cousin.

He is a good guy, dumber than a bag of Steelers’ fans.

When his mom passed away, he took the money and bought an $80,000 Mercedes as an impulse purchase.

THEN he had it painted matte black, which cost another $7000.

He’s currently living in an apartment, dead broke, has borrowed money from multiple family members.

At 63 years old, family consensus is that he’s a drug addict who’s also dealing drugs.

jjfozz

Mrs. Fozz is on vacation. She made pasta fazool for lunch. Oh my god, I’m ripping farts like there’s no tomorrow.

King Hippo

Save some for when she gets back, or else she’ll think you’s having an affair…

jjfozz

it’s the classic stomach filling Italian dish made when we got tired of pasta.

King Hippo

TNF intensifies

jjfozz

Oh boy, what a hamburger I had tonight.

litre_cola

Go on.

jjfozz

Double smash burger, medium rare, raw onions, LTM, bacon. Jesus, I wanted to marry the goddamn thing.

Brocky

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Gumbygirl

I live across the street from the community garden. I went out for a quick weed walk, and there are still people over there hoeing around. This will be stuck in my head for days, I predict
https://youtu.be/ygiHqQdVvbg?si=3gWPqyAIsVJJMW6H

SonOfSpam

If you have to have a song stuck in your head, could be worse.

litre_cola
ballsofsteelandfury

I’m pretty sure I have a CD single of that song that includes several remixes.

litre_cola

Last week I had to explain to Decilitre what an album was when I told him Silversun Pickups are releasing a new album (huzzah!) That led to cd’s, cassettes, and vinyl conversations. Take in mind at school when he was sick he didn’t know how to talk into a desk phone.

Gumbygirl

Are you trying to reignite the Tool War? Because I’m yer huckleberry!

litre_cola

Dear GG there is football on tonight, I will get some wine in me this weekend and stoke the fire, will have to confer with my BIL.

Gumbygirl

Absolutely!

jjfozz

my #1 favorite song from them

Gumbygirl

It’s definitely a contender, but I love a bunch of their songs. It’s hard to pick just one.

jjfozz

here we go:

  1. Gardening at Night
  2. King of Birds
  3. You are the Everything
  4. Bad Day
  5. Little America
King Hippo
King Hippo

Which I always heard as “God, when we get high” – also fits!

Bogdanski
Bogdanski

Wait, what happened? I swear that was Social Distortion and now it’s Rem? What a country

King Hippo

DFO Late Night is a Land of Contrasts

Gumbygirl

They’re both great!

Brocky

So as an NWI native, my social media has been flooded with the mockups of the bears pending move

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I must say I’m partial to a potential valpo move, because that’s like 15 minutes from my house, but I live just far enough away in the country to not deal with a lot more traffic

Of course the vagrant population may rise. Scotchhy, you free on Sundays?

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WCS

Notre Dame will buy the naming rights, just to spite the NCAA.

Brocky

Oooh, now that’s a good question, who’s richer, notre dame, or an nfl team?

litre_cola

Ahh I remember fondly the hobo killin daze

Doktor Zymm

Should they still be using the C logo when they aren’t even in the same state as Chicago? For Gary they could turn it into a G pretty easily. And the proximity to really depressing casinos is a plus I guess?

Redshirt

Doesn’t Indianapolis own the geography rights to Indiana?

WCS

Seems like once or twice a decade, someone(s) in the NASCAR community are killed in an aircraft accident.

https://www.espn.com/racing/nascar/story/_/id/47348611/jet-owned-ex-nascar-driver-biffle-crashes-fatalities-reported

Really sucks. Biffle was a legit good guy, and a talented driver.

ballsofsteelandfury

He really was. The really bad part is his whole family was on the plane with him. It’s horrible.

WCS

At least they went together?

Mr. Ayo

So sad. Biffle was a good one.

King Hippo

and there’s a COMPETENT Shula??

King Hippo

y’all done sent a mammal down the rabbit hole…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QimlMkyR4fI

Doktor Zymm

I like these Seahawks unis, although there is a hint of JEST about them

Gumbygirl

I dunno, there’s something kind of baseball-y about them. I like the helmets though.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s the old, “woke” way of referring to them. These days they are known as “Tradwife Gray”.

Gumbygirl

Did I tell you that’s where I was born? My dad grew up there, he used to go to their games because the Pirates sucked when he was a kid. My grandfather was Chief of Staff at Homestead Hospital.

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King Hippo

except in THE SOUTH where such things is frowned upon

litre_cola

en Jig ba clearly no longer exists in the special ones mind.

Don T

Yo beerguyrob, when RAMMITTs in the Red Zone, throw a pint of Chinky Monkey at Fatthew. Pirate Sloth, Cherry García.

Doktor Zymm

Oooh, I should go eat some of the cheese corn ice cream I have

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

…Chinky Monkey…

How on earth did Bill Parcells manage to seize control of Don T’s account?

Sneakily, I assume.

ThePirateSloth

I didn’t go to the game tonight, unfortunately.

Redshirt

Time Traveler: (moves a chair in 1432)

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Mr. Ayo

IN-COM-PLETE!!!

King Hippo

horse whinnies from teh Southeast

Gumbygirl

My picture looks like videotape from the early days of MTV. Bezos has more money than God, there’s no excuse for this!

Jimbo

It’s also on the local Fox channel.

Gumbygirl

Thanks! This shit is unwatchable

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s a shame; just a couple of nights ago I was noticing how sharp the NBA Cup final looked.

Mr. Ayo

HOX! They actually bothered to scored a touched down this week.

BeefReeferLives

Watching # 76 lumbering down & looking for somebody to hit was a thing of beauty…

King Hippo

Somebody should track down Fatthew’s wife, get her two sheckels on The Covetous Jew Dance.

Brocky

I meant to post this a few weeks ago, but it’s still funny

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BeefReeferLives

“A Quentin Tarantino Joint”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: November 11, 1990. Remember how I mentioned how the October 21 episode was an all-timer? It’s been less than a month and it’s already got serious competition. This episode features new videos from the Pixies, Soul Asylum, and Social Distortion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh8zcbC_Dcw

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But the true gem from this edition is the WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO of the song that launched Jane’s Addiction out of the alternative fringe and onto the mainstream map.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs

NotShogunButShogun

I guess, but this one isn’t my Jane’s jam

litre_cola

Strays was an unbelievable album

King Hippo

he ain’t make it

Gatoraids

Nacua accepting the Jimmy the Greek Player of the Year award at halftime.

SonOfSpam

Does he have the necessities?

Redshirt

Before you ask, no it wasn’t me. I’d pull a Celtic Pride and kidnap Burrow so he won’t get hurt and ruin our draft position.

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ballsofsteelandfury

What’s the definition of insanity, again? Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?

That’s the Bengals for you.

Doktor Zymm

I mean, they DO get different results, it’s just that they’re all differently bad

litre_cola

Skyline ice cream.

King Hippo

I’m expecting a Mister Pickle drawing, wearing the “Block S” NC State hat, should my Wolven Sort prevail tomorrow.

SPOILER – Hippo’s Wolven Sort would NOT prevail…

King Hippo

It’s too bad Nacua doesn’t line up across from Myles Garrett tonight.

Redshirt

“Unsportsmanlike Conduct, Number 12, Removing your helmet in the field of play, 15 yard penalty, Down Counts, 2nd Downs.”

“Number 12 has been removed from play by the Independent Consultant due to suspected concussion.”

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BeefReeferLives

Apparently he “had NO IDEA” that the gesture was antisemitic. I’m “a bit sus” as the kids say. Especially as the guy whose podcast he was on has a long history of saying racist shit.

(& I thought backpedaling was a skill employed by CBs, not WRs)

https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/puka-nacua-apologizes-after-promising-he-would-do-an-antisemitic-touchdown-celebration-i-had-no-idea-194408536.html

ballsofsteelandfury

Wouldn’t you research whose podcast you’re going on?

Either you agree with his views or you are a fucking idiot that doesn’t research.

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Redshirt

Will your boss be there? If yes, no. If no, yes.

ballsofsteelandfury

Your wife will be there?

Mr. Ayo

You should not. I’m not and won’t again until the new year.

King Hippo

It’ll go bad if you don’t finish it tonite ,, ppl forget that

King Hippo

I mean, in high school really hardly even counts. Or at university, obvs

NotShogunButShogun

I remember those days.
I do not. The morning afters though…yeesh

King Hippo

if you can’t remember, then logically you shouldn’t have to make amends!

Gumbygirl

Hell no. I’ll write you a note.

Redshirt

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