I imagine some of you work apes are up against some end-of-year deadlines and I’m no different. I’ll not be able to give this game the attention it deserves But first…
Flotsam and Jetsam:
-I rarely give a twaddle about what siblings of NFL football players are up to unless of course they’re valet parking a stolen vehicle. That’s what Puka’s brother did the other day. The idiocy abides…
-The Bears play perhaps their most important game in a decade + on Saturday vs the Packers and they’ll be without both Odunze and Burden. DJ Moore is a more than capable wr but after that it’s Duvernay and Jahde Walker. May as well tie one hand behind Caleb’s back while we’re at it.
-What is Tua’s Bench #?: Apparently it’s three (games) because he’s been reduced to an emergency QB. Should we talking about Coach McDaniel’s White Magic? Everyone was calling for his neck a scant two months ago and yet he won the battle between himself and the GM. And now he’s putting out to pasture a 54 mil QB and everyone is good with it. This guy has taken down his boss and his star player and he seems to have expended no effort whatsoever. I’m in awe of the guy.
To The Game!
Rams/Seahawks:
-FanDuel Query: I’d love to the know the odds on Nacua getting an OPI penalty this evening.
-Darnold, who is sporting a 5/1 TD/INT number across the last 4 games (all wins, btw) is getting all kinds of grief from fans and sports yakkers alike. They want this guy to fail so bad. The narrative could be that while he goes through a mediocre (not even bad, mind you) stretch the Seattle defense has reached another level. They’ve surrendered a mere 25 points over the last three tilts.
-This is the very best Thursday Night matchup ever. Why? It’s the first time that two 3 loss teams have met on this hallowed evening.
He Likes What He Likes: The third/fourth receiver on the Rams is a non-entity. They’ve had all of 54 catches all season.
Get going!
This Darnolding might just het me 5 hours of sleep. Night!
Sam Darnold is in Playoff Mode.
D’arnold reverts to d’ipshit at the most entertaining times.
GOD DAMMIT DARNOLD!!! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Not so hawt taeK: Rammit Bills in the Owl.
Well, at least the Kraken have been properly released and are currently tormenting the urban area of Calgary.
I felt the tremor
Okay, the receiver did not do an antisemitic touchdown celebration. In any other season, this would be a weird observation. In 2025, that’s par for the course.
Welp, time to turn this shit off.
NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!!
THIS SEAN MCVEIGH, I CALL HIM KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY BECAUSE HE’S BLOWING UP THE RAMS
like it was the Murrah Federal Building!
Aw, fuck me in the ass with a rake. There’s another Harbaugh?!
And he’s a ginger, so he’s doublely evil
Settle down, Buddy.
That was a nice play by Puka. Welp, time to hit the showers.
No, wait, I didn’t mean-
User Redshirt has been banned from this forum.
He really hit the gas on that last reception…
Janae Rice apologize for Puka Nacua’s anti semitic comment
Post-game recovery treatment:
Nacua – ice bath
Staffird – flan tub
Oh, thanks for the idea!
(requests flan tub from wife for Xmas)
Hey, that whole playing conservative thing hasn’t worked for us ever at all over any point of the season, so let’s start our next drive with a Draw Play! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sam Darnold almost went from seeing ghosts to becoming one.
Got sucked into a “So what series are you watching now?”
The most banal, soulless question of our society.
“I’m watching Looney Tunes. Every one of them. I finished the Flinstones yesterday.”
Lots of puzzled stares.
I had that feeling when my family found out I watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The hushed “Is Redshirt gay?” conversations behind my back increased a bit higher than usual.
There’s a Bob’s Burgers episode that makes fun of Bronies, and it’s hilarious
Bed Time For Boo-Boo!
/see you guys tomorrow
I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts!!
(Touch of Downs, folling nobody)
There’s a post on the Baltimore subreddit about the stomach bug. my god people are just fucking pussies. you’re sick? go lay in bed and drink some gatorade.
Agreed. Grab a six-pack of Gatorade. When in doubt, drown it out.
The amount of hysteria and “What do I do now?” is sickening, I would respond if I could but I’m permanently banned from Reddit cause I misgendered someone. fuck them.
“I’m identify as a ______!”
“Don’t worry, I’m gender-neutral; I identify you as a raging, complete asshole.”
Wasn’t saying fuck transgenders, fuck reddit.
well, fuck everybody
That’s the spirit, Fozz! Fuck everybody!
If you’ll permit me to go a bit Conservative, the Liberals went too far in their progressiveness and while they’re not responsible for the situation we’re in, they didn’t help. Society progresses at its own rate, when you try to speed things up, people retreat to their bases and people of same beliefs.
“People wanting to be treated decently made me burn that cross”
Counterpoint: Mind your own business, and keep your sky daddy out of my government.
All of this!!!
Hey, Darnold?!
GOD DAMMIT DARNOLD!!
You should’ve watched it from the Prime Vision Alternate Broadcast. He didn’t jump the route; he was standing perfectly still.
This would seem to be for all the bangles-the winner gets home field thru the playoffs and the loser will have to be a road warrior. Speaking of, I love this tune-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj7OJeyhq2Q
Bangles >Bengals.
I do too – and it’s a cover (original: Katrina and the Waves)
i just might bid on this fucker tonight
this
My neighbor had this. I’m pretty sure we broke it from constant usage (PHRASING).
I’m kind of liking these Seahawks helmets.
Actually, the whole uniform looks good. Almost like Oregon but subtle instead of vomiting up designs.
i worked with a guy who used to work for Nike. He had to present new uniforms for Oregon to Phil Knight. Said he almost barfed on his shoes.
Mrs. Cola agrees. Is it a Bengals fan thing?
Dirty mop water unis with BMX green is A OK
They are cool.
Reminds me of my wife’s cousin.
He is a good guy, dumber than a bag of Steelers’ fans.
When his mom passed away, he took the money and bought an $80,000 Mercedes as an impulse purchase.
THEN he had it painted matte black, which cost another $7000.
He’s currently living in an apartment, dead broke, has borrowed money from multiple family members.
At 63 years old, family consensus is that he’s a drug addict who’s also dealing drugs.
Mrs. Fozz is on vacation. She made pasta fazool for lunch. Oh my god, I’m ripping farts like there’s no tomorrow.
Save some for when she gets back, or else she’ll think you’s having an affair…
it’s the classic stomach filling Italian dish made when we got tired of pasta.
TNF intensifies
Oh boy, what a hamburger I had tonight.
Go on.
Double smash burger, medium rare, raw onions, LTM, bacon. Jesus, I wanted to marry the goddamn thing.
https://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw?si=J7f3OIUoXAjwmk_T
I live across the street from the community garden. I went out for a quick weed walk, and there are still people over there hoeing around. This will be stuck in my head for days, I predict
https://youtu.be/ygiHqQdVvbg?si=3gWPqyAIsVJJMW6H
If you have to have a song stuck in your head, could be worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
I’m pretty sure I have a CD single of that song that includes several remixes.
Last week I had to explain to Decilitre what an album was when I told him Silversun Pickups are releasing a new album (huzzah!) That led to cd’s, cassettes, and vinyl conversations. Take in mind at school when he was sick he didn’t know how to talk into a desk phone.
Are you trying to reignite the Tool War? Because I’m yer huckleberry!
Dear GG there is football on tonight, I will get some wine in me this weekend and stoke the fire, will have to confer with my BIL.
Absolutely!
my #1 favorite song from them
It’s definitely a contender, but I love a bunch of their songs. It’s hard to pick just one.
here we go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlgOnooY7FA
Which I always heard as “God, when we get high” – also fits!
https://blabbermouth.net/news/social-distortions-first-new-album-in-15-years-to-arrive-in-may-2026
They’re coming out with a new album!
Wait, what happened? I swear that was Social Distortion and now it’s Rem? What a country
DFO Late Night is a Land of Contrasts
They’re both great!
So as an NWI native, my social media has been flooded with the mockups of the bears pending move
I must say I’m partial to a potential valpo move, because that’s like 15 minutes from my house, but I live just far enough away in the country to not deal with a lot more traffic
Of course the vagrant population may rise. Scotchhy, you free on Sundays?
Notre Dame will buy the naming rights, just to spite the NCAA.
Oooh, now that’s a good question, who’s richer, notre dame, or an nfl team?
Ahh I remember fondly the hobo killin daze
If you’ve got a couch and a working knife sharpener I’m all yours.
Should they still be using the C logo when they aren’t even in the same state as Chicago? For Gary they could turn it into a G pretty easily. And the proximity to really depressing casinos is a plus I guess?
Doesn’t Indianapolis own the geography rights to Indiana?
Seems like once or twice a decade, someone(s) in the NASCAR community are killed in an aircraft accident.
https://www.espn.com/racing/nascar/story/_/id/47348611/jet-owned-ex-nascar-driver-biffle-crashes-fatalities-reported
Really sucks. Biffle was a legit good guy, and a talented driver.
He really was. The really bad part is his whole family was on the plane with him. It’s horrible.
At least they went together?
So sad. Biffle was a good one.
I’m stunned that the Rams d-line almost didn’t skip a beat after Donald retired.
and there’s a COMPETENT Shula??
“There’s so many of them, one had to hit-that’s just math.”
-The Law of Averages
y’all done sent a mammal down the rabbit hole…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QimlMkyR4fI
I like these Seahawks unis, although there is a hint of JEST about them
I dunno, there’s something kind of baseball-y about them. I like the helmets though.
Homestead Grays is what I was thinking.
That’s the old, “woke” way of referring to them. These days they are known as “Tradwife Gray”.
Did I tell you that’s where I was born? My dad grew up there, he used to go to their games because the Pirates sucked when he was a kid. My grandfather was Chief of Staff at Homestead Hospital.
Seattle’s grey unis saluting those 50’s progressive suburbs and housewives with new clothes washers that mixed the whites with the coloreds.
except in THE SOUTH where such things is frowned upon
en Jig ba clearly no longer exists in the special ones mind.
Yo beerguyrob, when RAMMITTs in the Red Zone, throw a pint of Chinky Monkey at Fatthew. Pirate Sloth, Cherry García.
Oooh, I should go eat some of the cheese corn ice cream I have
How on earth did Bill Parcells manage to seize control of Don T’s account?
Sneakily, I assume.
I didn’t go to the game tonight, unfortunately.
Time Traveler: (moves a chair in 1432)
IN-COM-PLETE!!!
horse whinnies from teh Southeast
My picture looks like videotape from the early days of MTV. Bezos has more money than God, there’s no excuse for this!
It’s also on the local Fox channel.
Thanks! This shit is unwatchable
That’s a shame; just a couple of nights ago I was noticing how sharp the NBA Cup final looked.
HOX! They actually bothered to scored a touched down this week.
Watching # 76 lumbering down & looking for somebody to hit was a thing of beauty…
Somebody should track down Fatthew’s wife, get her two sheckels on The Covetous Jew Dance.
I meant to post this a few weeks ago, but it’s still funny
“A Quentin Tarantino Joint”
120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: November 11, 1990. Remember how I mentioned how the October 21 episode was an all-timer? It’s been less than a month and it’s already got serious competition. This episode features new videos from the Pixies, Soul Asylum, and Social Distortion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh8zcbC_Dcw
But the true gem from this edition is the WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO of the song that launched Jane’s Addiction out of the alternative fringe and onto the mainstream map.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs
I guess, but this one isn’t my Jane’s jam
Strays was an unbelievable album
he ain’t make it
Nacua accepting the Jimmy the Greek Player of the Year award at halftime.
Does he have the necessities?
Before you ask, no it wasn’t me. I’d pull a Celtic Pride and kidnap Burrow so he won’t get hurt and ruin our draft position.
What’s the definition of insanity, again? Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?
That’s the Bengals for you.
I mean, they DO get different results, it’s just that they’re all differently bad
Skyline ice cream.
I’m expecting a Mister Pickle drawing, wearing the “Block S” NC State hat, should my Wolven Sort prevail tomorrow.
SPOILER – Hippo’s Wolven Sort would NOT prevail…
It’s too bad Nacua doesn’t line up across from Myles Garrett tonight.
“Unsportsmanlike Conduct, Number 12, Removing your helmet in the field of play, 15 yard penalty, Down Counts, 2nd Downs.”
“Number 12 has been removed from play by the Independent Consultant due to suspected concussion.”
Apparently he “had NO IDEA” that the gesture was antisemitic. I’m “a bit sus” as the kids say. Especially as the guy whose podcast he was on has a long history of saying racist shit.
(& I thought backpedaling was a skill employed by CBs, not WRs)
https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/puka-nacua-apologizes-after-promising-he-would-do-an-antisemitic-touchdown-celebration-i-had-no-idea-194408536.html
Wouldn’t you research whose podcast you’re going on?
Either you agree with his views or you are a fucking idiot that doesn’t research.
Biggest Debate This Evening: Should I go into work tomorrow? One of my suppliers gave me a Hulk-sized bottle of The Glenlivet. The two previous sentences are related.
Will your boss be there? If yes, no. If no, yes.
If I show up my “boss” will definitely be there.
Your wife will be there?
We’ve been married 25 years-she still doesn’t know where I work.
/the above comment may not be remotely true
You should not. I’m not and won’t again until the new year.
You’ve cashed in your Good Samaritan points at the Soup Kitchen?
/damn, it’s a lot more difficult transitioning from “Killing With Kindness” mode than you’d think
It’ll go bad if you don’t finish it tonite ,, ppl forget that
In high school I once* drank an entire 26oz bottle of whiskey while walking the length of a football field. It was a CFL regulation field, but still. That’s a night I’ll never remember.
*Once!
I mean, in high school really hardly even counts. Or at university, obvs
I remember those days.
I do not. The morning afters though…yeesh
I barely made it to basketball practice the next morning, still drunk. (Saturday) A very understanding assistant coach suggested that I practice free throws for most of those two hours.
if you can’t remember, then logically you shouldn’t have to make amends!
Hell no. I’ll write you a note.
.