For once the NFL schedulers had it right but it was the teams that let us down.
To The Game!
Eagles/Commies:
Disappointment Reigns: More so for Washington, but still. It sure did feel that last year’s heights was a harbinger for equally good (or better) results to come. But a never-ending list of injuries and a Swiss cheese secondary can lay you low.
-It’s difficult to comprehend that Philly’s rush offense sits in the bottom half (19th) of the league’s standings.
-Jekyll and Hurts: Two weeks ago he was a catastrophe that you knew was going to throw an INT when the opposition needed one. Last week he tossed 3 TD’s and had nada turnovers. That inconsistency is going to rear it’s inevitable head during a playoff game. And Eagles nay-sayers are going to feast.
-Someone please explain to me why Jacory Croskery-Merritt has the nickname, “Bill”. I’ve not a clue.
-It makes quite concise the playoff spots up for grabs but I’m no fan of teams meeting twice in three weeks. Tampa and Carolina are doing this as well but the sked monkeys got lucky on that one. Sometimes you end up with Texans/Titans doing the same when they’re both dogs.
Let’s get this going!
He done swept that wig hat off his head.
New thread is up!
Wine club party today and these people are great. I should have known I would never actually get away at or before the official end time of the party. Managed to leave an hour later, after tasting the last bottle of a pinot under their old label but before they started breaking the barrel samples out. Anyone who visits the Bay area and digs good wine let me know and I’ll take you up here to meet my favorite winemaker and drink some tasty tasty stuff
You live in the Bay area? Why did I always think you lived in Chicago or on the East Coast?
Assassins always keep ya guessing…
She has two known lairs, Bay area and Chicago. Many more we don’t know about. Don’t ask, it’s safer that way!
Hoping my JMU Dukes can hang for a little bit against Oregon.
Tonight, good sir, we are ALL fellow Cucks!
Go James Madison! Kick their asses like they’re the Federalist Party!
We really need to bring the Whigs back.
/yes, I am indeed wearing my Bulwark sweatshirt today
Found a gift for someone. Brother maybe? Could work for multiple people.
“There are 3 fouls on the play…”
per second?
So much for the Cucks keeping things interesting until GB/CHI kicks off
Oh Tank Bigsby, you Barkley TD stealing vulture son-of-a-bitch.
Angel’s Envy is one FUCK of a bourbon
IIRC, this result officially eliminates the Non-Gendered Cowpersons. So there’s that to celebrate, at least.
Very excited for the Joe Milton experience come Xmas.
Good old Paradise Lost!
I’ve started this book multiple times. Along with On the Road and Gravity’s Rainbow, no luck
On the Road, I couldn’t put that down. Went two nights with barely any sleep.
Got to almost page 50 of Gravity’s Rainbow. It made me feel hungover, just without the fun drunkenness beforehand.
my fahter was NOT a big reader, but he loved On the Road. I’ve been missing the hell out of him the past few days (stupid holidays) so maybe I’ll give it another shot.
To me On The Road is the rare book that is meant to be read at speed. Meaning, read it fast and experience it the way that the protagonists are having their experiences.
It was written in direct contrast to languid works like Howards End or The Age of Innocence and should be read differently.
I got through Gravity’s Rainbow, but it was a slog.
There’s a good story in there somewhere about the chaos in Europe as WWII winds down and everyone’s jostling for position, be it political, financial, or criminal, but by God Pynchon does his level best to bury it underneath some nigh impenetrable bullshit, and a healthy does of sex crimes.
Oh hey look, Kevin Patullo: Saquon Barkley is useful!
Hahahaha Hurtz to Godert for the TD! 🏈
I really thought they were gonna fart on their dicks that last drive lmao
That’s Rocking!
It’s close enough to 4:20.
Somebody crank up the Crunk-O-meter!
Mrs. Horatio: “Way ahead of you”
Greg Olsen has to be paid by the word.
Jesus, dude.
Shut the fuck up for a second.
He is the worst.
I feel confident in saying that Montana State, my new favorite college team, has this one wrapped up.
even Sirianni can’t fuck this up now?
lol
yo, I ain’t see he wouldn’t TRY smh
that illegal contacxt BLEERGH was almost attempted buggery
I take one nap and Mariota is dead?! Also, Josh Johnson is still in the league?!
Josh Johnson will be the backup QB for the Portland River Otters in 2053.
I’m glad the Bears were able to find a place to play by then.
Almond Roca chased with a nice chilled pinot grigio does NOT suck.
Try it blended!
(note: do not do this)
Me, to myself: “Hey, I got a nice bonus this year. I’m gonna buy me a first edition book!”
Wife: “Hey, your bonus will just about cover our Christmas bills.”
(fuck christmas)
I’m sure that first edition of, “I Got The Implants Because I’m Special” by Pamela Anderson will still be available next December.
Your mistake was sharing that you got a bonus.
Surprised they haven’t gone to a shortened 12 minute quarter and running clock in this playoff game
Contrary to the NFL commercial telling all kids they’re special – they’re not. Stop telling them they’re special. We’re all just a bunch of viruses on this ball of mud. Now go get a fucking job.
Goddamn right.
I’ve told my kids they’re special to me. But otherwise, nope.
You know what makes someone special?
Hard work. Dedication. Constant effort year after year makes someone special.
Bunch of pansies.
“And take off that participant ribbon!!”
When my kids got a participation trophy, it was displayed for one week, then thrown out.
Back awake for 2H of Iggles, last 10 of this Montana thingamabob.
Philly has to cut this kicker. Now. He should leave the stadium in street clothes and take a train home. Can’t go into the playoffs with some doomstruck loser at K with a fresh case of the yips.
Love this. Which unemployed kicker that couldn’t find a job on any NFL team would you hire?
There must be a Gramatica somewhere, dammit!
GO CATS GO!
EAT SHIT GRIZ!
Yeahhhhhh baybee!
SHANK’LOR is so strong after today’s misses, he may make a move on GAMBLOR and BLEERGH and take over the entire Pantheon.
Found a funny truth:
Imagine if Jake Paul getting knocked out was the first domino to fall in things finally taking a turn for the better in the world.
Hate the Eagles but need Hurts to pile up the fantasy points. This feels like Upper Middle Class White Guy hell.
Can I offer you a hot chocolate?
Are mini marshmallows and a faux cinnamon stick included? I don’t mean to impose but that’s what I would offer to my guests.
I have the former but not the latter. Will substitute whipped cream, whippets are extra.
Hurts is the least dynamic athlete in the sports universe. He is so god damn boring to watch.
Rocky Lecioni is a native of Montana. Never thought they let paisans go that far West.
With all the Irish immigrating there they had to get someone to handle the food.
Didn’t really have a rooting interest in The Brawl of the Wild, but now I’m committed to Montana State.
Montana seems like a bunch of assholes.
Watch your filthy mouth
I’ve been watching for 20 minutes and seen one Grizzly tossed out for
attempted homicidetargeting and a second jump onto the QB and toss him 15′ about 12 minutes after he’d throw the pass.I’m all for letting grizzlies be grizzlies, but these guys are pushing it.
I’ll just means more in the Big Sky
Rereading that just now I should clarify that The University of Montana seems like a bunch off assholes.
I’m sure Montana residents are fine people, the results of every goddamn recent election notwithstanding.
The residents of Bozeman are fine people.
Tulane is certainly not helping the argument that Notre Dame shouldn’t have made the play-offs.
Other than that it’s fucking hilarious that Notre Dame didn’t make the play-offs.
7-11 manager in DC: “Wow, I know we sell a lot of D batteries in December, but December 20 was off the charts.”
WE HAVE TO GET GOING SO I CAN BUY YOU A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS PRESENT!
Might be the weirdest thing I’ve ever said to wife.
Ooh, that Montana State receiver just took a hell of a back injury, from a DB who is about to get thrown out of the game for one of the most blatant targeting shots I’ve ever seen.
Yeah that was ugly. FUCK that guy
Announcers keep saying they don’t think he did it maliciously.
No jury in the world would agree with them.
If one were to, hypothetically of course, desire to watch the Montana v. Montana State game instead of (gestures vaguely at the Commanders and Eagles) whatever that bunch of slapdicks is doing, where would one be able to do so?
Asking for a friend.
Which is me.
ABC. Which everyone should be watching
Never mind, ABC has it.
Found a funny:
Sometimes you don’t realize how much you say “ooh la la” till they play your 911 call on the local news
Watching Birds vs Commies 🏈
Hope this game is Rocking!
I started QB Hurts & TE Godert in fantasy football. Hope they both get points too!!!
Oh, I forgot about Tulane vs. Ole Miss.
(turns to game)
I see so did Tulane.
Whelp, over served myself again last night. I was eating graham crackers with butter and strawberry jelly at one in the morning.
So what’s the problem? Was Sylvester Graham right and you couldn’t get it up afterwards?
Well, midway through hte night i took a nap on the couch, Mrs. Fozz was not impressed.
I just ate a Montreal style bagel in New Zealand. Suck it, Wichita.
Is that just a regular bagel served snootily?
It’s a bagel with a silent u
The cream cheese is smeared on the bagel counterclockwise, rather than clockwise.
Ah, the schmeariolis effect
Could the Red…manders actually pull this off?
The Green…gles seem likely to help them out.
Update from the Cincinnati Bengals fanbase: Spirits are low but the faithful remain motivated.