Yup, you’re staring at the semi-precedented 6/7 game split! Your remote runneth over.
To The Games!
Cards/Rams:
This is the very last day you can celebrate Kyler being associated with the Arizona franchise in any meaningful way, if you are so inclined.
Chargers/Broncos:
This could have been a standout game but as is Harbaugh’s way, he’s pissing on a kid’s birthday cake. Why? Because he can. (he’s resting a bunch of starters)
Chiefs/Raiders:
Combined these two have a mere 8 wins. You always knew that Vegas was going to do their part but K.C. went and stepped up, scoring one or less TD’s in their last four fixtures. It’s a great look.
Jets/Bills:
It looks like Glenn is going to survive (though it was close) the wrath of Ambassador Woody of Last Place. But you truly never know what shenanigans his boys will get up to.
Lions/Bears:
Campbell’s goal for this game? “Finish on a high note”. After that there will be a recall of the defensive line in Detroit.
Fins/Pats:
McDaniel’s search for a new GM starts in earnest after this game is over.
Commies/Eagles:
Despite limping away from the competition (rather than running) in the NFC East, some Philly fans are still not happy. And that’s why I see in my mind’s eye a gently arcing D-cell headed towards Hurts’ spot on the bench. Just because.
Let’s give this thing a whirl.
We no can haz night time thread?
It’s been written; I am just waiting for confirmation to send it live.
Do it!!
I published it. oops
the meme lives one more year
bears STILL do not have a 4k passer (roughly 50ish yards short)
What god did the Chargers piss off?
Boltman
Released Laserface
Anchorman?
Low Commander!
He’s more of a demigod.
Fucking Chiefs. Shame that it means Carroll probably sticks around.
BUT HOW BOUT THEM COMMIES!
It’s meaningless, but morale-boosting.
https://bsky.app/profile/sickoscommittee.org/post/3mbn6o3fjok25
The Safety won the game for them, too.
A single seat near me, posted by what I’m assuming is a real, live human being, is listed at $2139.38.
Like why the fuck is ticketmaster suggesting these prices? Face value of the seats around me are in the $275-300 range for the playoff game. And these muthafuckas out here asking for 5x or more for it? Fuck outta here. Fucking insane
ben johnson gives dan campbell a charity sweep and still holds the 2 seed
perfect
lol Chefs
HAHAHAHHA!
Found a funny:
One nice way to feel better about yourself is to imagine what Steve Irwin would say about you if you were a little snake he found in the desert
JFC, Raiders
Hahaha suck it chiefs
Love to see it!
That’s Rocking!!!!!
Congratulations to the Lions for finishing over .500.
They’re no longer the Fuck Lions, they’re the Soak Lions, they technically scored, but just barely
Tom “piss missile” Brady
Lmao
https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3mbn5ltbpvk2r
32 seconds. Let’s see how the Lions blow it.
They fucked up the fuckup
Is Pete Carroll fired / “stepped down” yet?
THEY DID IT. THE JETS WENT THE ENTIRE EIGHTEEN GAME SEASON WITHOUT AN INTERCEPTION!
The new 0-16!
Reevis Atlantis
The PLA just crossed the border into Korea
…and Ewers has turned into Tuna.
Have to admit, these Late PM games are better than they have any right to be.
Eagles doing everything to keep Rodriguez from crossing the border
Vibes inside the Bears stadium are ROCKINGGGG!!! 👏💯
D’Oh!
How the…how did the Chef’s 4th string QB take the field? Did they kill a third QB?
Five words: Britt Reid, team bus driver.
SUDDEN CUBBIE CHANGE!
what are you doin lions
LOL LIONS
They really want to finish 8-8-1?
SAFETY DANCE!
Three Patriots have hit incentives today, costing Robert Kraft $1.25 million.
THIS GAME I CALL IT ORCHIDS OF ASIA, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS!!!
I’d give anything for one of those corporate dummies to ask Vilma how much Sean Payton paid him for that sack.
Well, this got interesting in a hurry.
Da Bears!
My son is in his FF championship game today, (which is, I know, WEIRD), and he said that Stevenson has him well in the lead and “I just need to hold on for a little bit and then pull the defense” and it’s taking every ounce of self-control I have to not reply “Careful. That’s how you were conceived.”
Week 18 championship game? Shameful, fraudulent league. He shouldn’t even deign to acknowledge being in that league, much less winning it.
I am strongly considering writing him out of the will.
He’ll miss that $6.34.
Winning my ff championship, hate its the last week of the season, but whatever
Lot of vigorous on-field debate between the Dolphins and Patriots players about Pope Alexander VI’s Line of Demarcation and how it did or didn’t lead to the present situation between America and Venezuela.
Surprising, that.
Fuck. I was hoping this shit would be over by now.
Ice Stillers rallied past the Ice Buckeyes, 5-4 in OT.
Pens were down 4-1 in the third.
ROCKIN’
Caleb Williams breaks the franchise record for passing yards
That seems ROCKINGGGG!!!! 🫡
He’s earned the Shades of Triumph
Caleb has just cleared the lowest bar in NFL franchise passing records!
I always thought that those big ass coats the NFL players wear on the sidelines in cold weather would be great for times like when I’m standing around outside watching ski jumping in freezing weather, but then I realize I wouldn’t be wearing shoulder pads while doing that, and would probably just look pretty dumb.
yea, some are pretty big
Maybe, but those coats are warm as fuck, I’ve worn them on a boat between dives in the winter, they rock
I’ll bet.
Like, more than usual?
Well, not much more…
sun rises in the east
sun sets in the west
we are born
we die
we pay taxes
caleb williams’ passing % hovering around just 50% for much of the game
I haven’t seen anyone as happy about being a widow as the woman in the Ethos ad since Erika Kirk.
(No one’s going to see this. As I was getting it, a call came in, so it’s too late now.)
This, either.
Bidwell’s sexuality aside, this a heck of an effort against the Ram’s A Team.
Qards about to do the Tomsulas a solid
Hahaha no way Cardinals gonna take the Lead!!!
That’s Rockingggg!!!