More Games To Shake A Stick At!

Yup, you’re staring at the semi-precedented 6/7 game split! Your remote runneth over.

To The Games!

Cards/Rams:

This is the very last day you can celebrate Kyler being associated with the Arizona franchise in any meaningful way, if you are so inclined.

Chargers/Broncos:

This could have been a standout game but as is Harbaugh’s way, he’s pissing on a kid’s birthday cake. Why? Because he can. (he’s resting a bunch of starters)

Chiefs/Raiders:

Combined these two have a mere 8 wins. You always knew that Vegas was going to do their part but K.C. went and stepped up, scoring one or less TD’s in their last four fixtures. It’s a great look.

Jets/Bills:

It looks like Glenn is going to survive (though it was close) the wrath of Ambassador Woody of Last Place. But you truly never know what shenanigans his boys will get up to.

Lions/Bears:

Campbell’s goal for this game? “Finish on a high note”. After that there will be a recall of the defensive line in Detroit.

Fins/Pats:

McDaniel’s search for a new GM starts in earnest after this game is over.

Commies/Eagles:

Despite limping away from the competition (rather than running) in the NFC East, some Philly fans are still not happy. And that’s why I see in my mind’s eye a gently arcing D-cell headed towards Hurts’ spot on the bench. Just because.

Let’s give this thing a whirl.

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Beerguyrob

Meanwhile, on my home hockey team’s front,

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow. Bills score to go up 27-0, and go for two. They must really, really hate the Jets.

Redshirt

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King Hippo

placement man can haz owie

Mr. Ayo

Naw, Prater is hurt and out for the game.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Christmas is mostly put away here, there are still lights on the house but there’s at least a foot of snow on the roof and lawn, so it can wait for nicer day
Both kids have gone back to school or their homes
Got some chores done
Have watched zero football today
Today was a good day

rockingdog

That’s Rocking! 👏

Doktor Zymm

Don’t see the point in taking lights down when you can just not turn them on

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Less wear and tear on them

rockingdog

Futures open & Oil is down a little…
Ok

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean, one guy got kidnapped (and his wife! wonder if they’re going to manufacture some charges to justify her seizure too). Everyone else is still there, the apparatus hasn’t changed at all. Yet.

rockingdog

And from what I can tell Oil/Energy companies ARE NOT really super psyched to invest tons of $ in VZ 🇻🇪

Doktor Zymm

Guyana is right next door and has a stable government, and now they don’t even have a restive neighbor!

Unsurprised

That depends on how aggressively Trump plans on running Venezuela

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

But what about frozen OJ futures?

Unsurprised

The USDA report is announced tomorrow

rockingdog

Lions pickoff Caleb Williams

Hahaha yikes

rockingdog

Cardinals do a Fake punt to continue the drive then score a TD!!!

Rams DEF might be sus…

That’s ROCKINGGGG!!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You know what else is rocking? Seeing rockingdog in the new year! Happy New Year, you good boy!

King Hippo

My life’s goal is to get through this next hour, and have the Jest finish an ENTIRE SEASON without a pickerception. Standing in my way…Bollo del Verdad.

Redshirt

(thinking) “Bollo del Verdad”? Did Hippo just have a stroke?

(checks CBSSports for answer to Hippoism)

(thinking) “I think he did.”

King Hippo

Trubisky
Truth Biscuit
Biscuit of Truth
Bollo del Verdad

Mr. Ayo

Stroke confirmed

Horatio Cornblower

Stroke of genius, you mean.

Unsurprised

Cockney slang has nothing on Hippospeak

Doktor Zymm

That particular bit of Hippoese has been around for ages, but it IS about a completely mediocre ex-Bears QB so I guess you can be forgiven for missing it

Doktor Zymm

Meaningless trickeration!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

So dtmts.com is a godsend for me and who is the only goddamn sport that won’t cooperate with it? The stupid NFL.

Mr. Ayo

Risky click

Redshirt

Browns-Bengals Spoiler Free Highlight

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Beerguyrob

Riga update: sleeping but side-eyeing.

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rockingdog

That dog is Rocking!

Unsurprised

I cannot imagine so many guys with dreads or other long hair playing in the 80s. LT would’ve scalped more men than the Lakota.

Beerguyrob

He was also on more cocaine than the Mohawk have ever helped traffic across the border.

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Horatio Cornblower

“Ain’t no border here, Paleface.”

Unsurprised

Accurate

King Hippo

Thank fuck there’s no nightcap. Hippo sleepy.

fleshwound_NPG

*laughs in stillers/ratbirds*

Mr. Ayo

Holy shit, I did it! I made it through a Survivor Pool for a full season and won!

Hello 1,700 points as a reward!

King Hippo

That’s legitimately impressive. Bastard Man.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As in, airline points?

Mr. Ayo

They could be!

Unsurprised

If I were Justin Herbert right now I would literally LITERALLY be playing for my dick.

Mr. Ayo

I’m just playing with mine. #BuiltDifferent

fleshwound_NPG

“I don’t have much of one to play with.”

-D. Favre

Unsurprised

I’m just saying that I’d suit up right now to face down Denver’s defense if it meant I had a shot to even make out with Madison Beer.

Mr. Ayo

It’s hilarious that her fans hate Josh dating her.

Unsurprised

So word from on high seems to be “Let’s all try and wrap this shit up by 4:00”

I would heartily endorse being able to leave the house before it gets dark.

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Beerguyrob

I missed it – did the Jets succeed?

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King Hippo

Nope, still resting on their 9/11 laurels

Redshirt

Hey, NFL? Block this!

Mr. Ayo

2nd and 29?

NFL BLITZ!

Unsurprised

“The nipples of Mother Hope have run dry.”

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I haven’t seen something look this hopeless in Buffalo since Dominik Hasek did bad acid and ran naked through the Fruit Belt

clint greasewood

Lather me up in Weber’s mustard and send me through a mighty taco drive-thru with that Buffalo deep cut.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

That Vaclav Varada was always a bad influence

Unsurprised

Oh. I was just about to ask if Puka and Stafford were playing for a bonus or something.

Beerguyrob

Just back from bathing Riga at Bosley’s. On a similar note, I guess Ben Johnson is learning in real time that Dan Campbell takes it personally when you call him a bitch.

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Unsurprised

Dan Campbell takes it personally when you call him a bitch.

Nobody Could Have Ever Seen This Coming

Beerguyrob

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jjfozz

I did something dumb today.

I went shoe shopping with my wife.

After looking at like, 15 pairs of shoes, I was accused of “having no style.”

Really? You’ve been married to me for 24 years. I wear shorts, t shirts and sweatshirts. I hate wearing ties. I have one suit that is 10 years old.

I’m a middle aged white guy who lives in the suburbs and hates his life. That’s my fucking style.

Beerguyrob

So, Sketchers?

Unsurprised

New Balance

Unsurprised

But you’re Italian.

jjfozz

That’s one stereotype i’ve managed to avoid.

As for being hairy, loud, a mamma’s boy, loud, and willing to argue over anything, I touched all those bases.

Redshirt

“My shoes have no holes and are not bright enough to create illumination. That is my style.”

Unsurprised

Drake Maye looks younger than those Stranger Things “kids”

Beerguyrob

Does Bon Jovi have a daughter for him to marry?

Petronel

Loins going for maximum entropy

fleshwound_NPG

bears defense the last two weeks going for maximum apathy

Unsurprised

“We’re supposed to be asleep”

Unsurprised

/removes ear plugs

Huh?

Unsurprised

That was “make a treaty with the U.S.”-level stupidity by a Chief.

Unsurprised

¡Viva los Commies! ¡Viva!

King Hippo

Season TD count is at Herman Cain!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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fleshwound_NPG

another year, another bears season without a 4k passer likely

Doktor Zymm

That was a whole lot of unbleeped cursing from McBride lol

King Hippo

Trey McBride with the “WOO MOTHERFUCKER!!” on live TV

Unsurprised

Thank goodness that didn’t end up a turnover

Petronel

Five minutes ago, I hadn’t heard TAHMMY sing Kris Kross’ “Jump Jump”.
Now…my life is not enhanced by the experience.

rockingdog

So looks like everything is set for the playoffs 🏈

That’s Rockingggg!!!

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rockingdog

AFC picture 🏈

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King Hippo

Maybe the Workers of the World ain’t gonna Unite, after all.

WCS

I just looked up, and it’s 10-0 Donks already? I don’t feel like it was that long ago this game started?

King Hippo

It’s a Trey Lance joint today

Mr. Ayo

Trey Lance pick 6 will do that.

rockingdog

Patriots are rollin

Broncos DEF WITH THE PiCk 6

Thats Rockinggg!!!! 🏈💯

Unsurprised

He’d still be running if not for that facemask

Mr. Ayo

LOLFins already mentally in the off season.

Unsurprised

Since September

King Hippo

heh, so much FOAR late window dramatics. HOME FIELD IN TEH BAG WOO

Mr. Ayo

COMMIE DOINK!

King Hippo

CommieDOINK

Mr. Ayo

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

LemonJello

Titty Kissing Time in Buffalo!

Doktor Zymm

That combination of uni color schemes in BOLTMAN/Donks hurts my eyes

Redshirt

I don’t know. You must be MY EYES! ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Unsurprised

The Lions already burned a time out?

rockingdog

Broncos with the cool Helmet & Jersey combo 🐎

That’s ROCKINGGGG!!!

Unsurprised

Throwback to when morale was a mile high

Unsurprised

Buffalo is going to do to the Jets what the White Man did to the American Bison.

ThePirateSloth

omg y’all

I have certainly bragged and gushed about my seats for 2 decades. Objectively, they are certainly great seats.

I just checked on Ticketmaster for seats to see what prices are going for: Three seats directly in the row behind me, posted by the ticket holder, are listed at $1,198.05 PER SEAT.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, these seats ain’t that fucking good.

On a personal note, those guys must really not like my poncho or me to not want to go to this playoff game. Maybe I’m too tall and they hate having to stand for a football game, lol. Imma take this personally.

rockingdog

The K-Shaped economy remains undefeated

Unsurprised

Especially in cities like Seattle.

Mr. Ayo

Field tickets in front of you for 4800! Damn!

ThePirateSloth

It’s fucking insane right now.

Unsurprised

I blame the tech assholes from Amazon and Microsoft

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ThePirateSloth

Fuck – 2 rows behind me, same seats as me – $1344.75 per seat

Redshirt

With that level of investment, you should be involved in the game planning process. Not decision making, but at least in the room as a consultant.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Cardinals-Rams game starting out exactly the way you’d expect when a 3-13 team plays an 11-5 one.

Doktor Zymm

How perfect would it be for the Raiders to win this game?

Unsurprised

Because it’s the cursed Chiefs?

Unsurprised

The way this week is going, the Commies are fucked.

Doktor Zymm

Are they allowed to just forfeit?

Unsurprised

Only if they hand over Dan Quinn to Delta Force

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WCS

— Moscow, 1991

Unsurprised

‘Tis the season

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Based on the ending of the Colts-Imaginarinos game, I’m predicting that a lot of the daughters of “waste management consultants” are going to receive new vehicles this week!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXZVeTbXvkQ