Yup, you’re staring at the semi-precedented 6/7 game split! Your remote runneth over.
To The Games!
Cards/Rams:
This is the very last day you can celebrate Kyler being associated with the Arizona franchise in any meaningful way, if you are so inclined.
Chargers/Broncos:
This could have been a standout game but as is Harbaugh’s way, he’s pissing on a kid’s birthday cake. Why? Because he can. (he’s resting a bunch of starters)
Chiefs/Raiders:
Combined these two have a mere 8 wins. You always knew that Vegas was going to do their part but K.C. went and stepped up, scoring one or less TD’s in their last four fixtures. It’s a great look.
Jets/Bills:
It looks like Glenn is going to survive (though it was close) the wrath of Ambassador Woody of Last Place. But you truly never know what shenanigans his boys will get up to.
Lions/Bears:
Campbell’s goal for this game? “Finish on a high note”. After that there will be a recall of the defensive line in Detroit.
Fins/Pats:
McDaniel’s search for a new GM starts in earnest after this game is over.
Commies/Eagles:
Despite limping away from the competition (rather than running) in the NFC East, some Philly fans are still not happy. And that’s why I see in my mind’s eye a gently arcing D-cell headed towards Hurts’ spot on the bench. Just because.
Let’s give this thing a whirl.
Meanwhile, on my home hockey team’s front,
Wow. Bills score to go up 27-0, and go for two. They must really, really hate the Jets.
3
placement man can haz owie
Naw, Prater is hurt and out for the game.
Christmas is mostly put away here, there are still lights on the house but there’s at least a foot of snow on the roof and lawn, so it can wait for nicer day
Both kids have gone back to school or their homes
Got some chores done
Have watched zero football today
Today was a good day
That’s Rocking! 👏
Don’t see the point in taking lights down when you can just not turn them on
Less wear and tear on them
Futures open & Oil is down a little…
Ok
I mean, one guy got kidnapped (and his wife! wonder if they’re going to manufacture some charges to justify her seizure too). Everyone else is still there, the apparatus hasn’t changed at all. Yet.
And from what I can tell Oil/Energy companies ARE NOT really super psyched to invest tons of $ in VZ 🇻🇪
Guyana is right next door and has a stable government, and now they don’t even have a restive neighbor!
That depends on how aggressively Trump plans on running Venezuela
But what about frozen OJ futures?
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/orange-juice
Are Jaimie Lee Curtis’ breasts built into the pricing though?
The USDA report is announced tomorrow
Lions pickoff Caleb Williams
Hahaha yikes
Cardinals do a Fake punt to continue the drive then score a TD!!!
Rams DEF might be sus…
That’s ROCKINGGGG!!!!
You know what else is rocking? Seeing rockingdog in the new year! Happy New Year, you good boy!
My life’s goal is to get through this next hour, and have the Jest finish an ENTIRE SEASON without a pickerception. Standing in my way…Bollo del Verdad.
(thinking) “Bollo del Verdad”? Did Hippo just have a stroke?
(checks CBSSports for answer to Hippoism)
(thinking) “I think he did.”
Trubisky
Truth Biscuit
Biscuit of Truth
Bollo del Verdad
Stroke confirmed
Stroke of genius, you mean.
Cockney slang has nothing on Hippospeak
That particular bit of Hippoese has been around for ages, but it IS about a completely mediocre ex-Bears QB so I guess you can be forgiven for missing it
Meaningless trickeration!
So dtmts.com is a godsend for me and who is the only goddamn sport that won’t cooperate with it? The stupid NFL.
Risky click
Browns-Bengals Spoiler Free Highlight
Riga update: sleeping but side-eyeing.
That dog is Rocking!
I cannot imagine so many guys with dreads or other long hair playing in the 80s. LT would’ve scalped more men than the Lakota.
He was also on more cocaine than the Mohawk have ever helped traffic across the border.
“Ain’t no border here, Paleface.”
Accurate
Thank fuck there’s no nightcap. Hippo sleepy.
*laughs in stillers/ratbirds*
Holy shit, I did it! I made it through a Survivor Pool for a full season and won!
Hello 1,700 points as a reward!
That’s legitimately impressive. Bastard Man.
As in, airline points?
They could be!
If I were Justin Herbert right now I would literally LITERALLY be playing for my dick.
I’m just playing with mine. #BuiltDifferent
“I don’t have much of one to play with.”
-D. Favre
I’m just saying that I’d suit up right now to face down Denver’s defense if it meant I had a shot to even make out with Madison Beer.
It’s hilarious that her fans hate Josh dating her.
So word from on high seems to be “Let’s all try and wrap this shit up by 4:00”
I would heartily endorse being able to leave the house before it gets dark.
I missed it – did the Jets succeed?
Nope, still resting on their 9/11 laurels
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wCeLRkRdd0w
Hey, NFL? Block this!
2nd and 29?
NFL BLITZ!
“The nipples of Mother Hope have run dry.”
I haven’t seen something look this hopeless in Buffalo since Dominik Hasek did bad acid and ran naked through the Fruit Belt
Lather me up in Weber’s mustard and send me through a mighty taco drive-thru with that Buffalo deep cut.
That Vaclav Varada was always a bad influence
Oh. I was just about to ask if Puka and Stafford were playing for a bonus or something.
Just back from bathing Riga at Bosley’s. On a similar note, I guess Ben Johnson is learning in real time that Dan Campbell takes it personally when you call him a bitch.
Nobody Could Have Ever Seen This Coming
I did something dumb today.
I went shoe shopping with my wife.
After looking at like, 15 pairs of shoes, I was accused of “having no style.”
Really? You’ve been married to me for 24 years. I wear shorts, t shirts and sweatshirts. I hate wearing ties. I have one suit that is 10 years old.
I’m a middle aged white guy who lives in the suburbs and hates his life. That’s my fucking style.
So, Sketchers?
New Balance
But you’re Italian.
That’s one stereotype i’ve managed to avoid.
As for being hairy, loud, a mamma’s boy, loud, and willing to argue over anything, I touched all those bases.
“My shoes have no holes and are not bright enough to create illumination. That is my style.”
Drake Maye looks younger than those Stranger Things “kids”
Does Bon Jovi have a daughter for him to marry?
Loins going for maximum entropy
bears defense the last two weeks going for maximum apathy
“We’re supposed to be asleep”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0
Can’t believe she’s single.
/removes ear plugs
Huh?
That was “make a treaty with the U.S.”-level stupidity by a Chief.
¡Viva los Commies! ¡Viva!
Season TD count is at Herman Cain!!
another year, another bears season without a 4k passer likely
That was a whole lot of unbleeped cursing from McBride lol
Trey McBride with the “WOO MOTHERFUCKER!!” on live TV
Thank goodness that didn’t end up a turnover
Five minutes ago, I hadn’t heard TAHMMY sing Kris Kross’ “Jump Jump”.
Now…my life is not enhanced by the experience.
So looks like everything is set for the playoffs 🏈
That’s Rockingggg!!!
AFC picture 🏈
Maybe the Workers of the World ain’t gonna Unite, after all.
I just looked up, and it’s 10-0 Donks already? I don’t feel like it was that long ago this game started?
It’s a Trey Lance joint today
Trey Lance pick 6 will do that.
Patriots are rollin
Broncos DEF WITH THE PiCk 6
Thats Rockinggg!!!! 🏈💯
He’d still be running if not for that facemask
LOLFins already mentally in the off season.
Since September
heh, so much FOAR late window dramatics. HOME FIELD IN TEH BAG WOO
COMMIE DOINK!
CommieDOINK
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Titty Kissing Time in Buffalo!
That combination of uni color schemes in BOLTMAN/Donks hurts my eyes
Maybe it’s just the lair time changes?
I don’t know. You must be MY EYES! ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
The Lions already burned a time out?
Broncos with the cool Helmet & Jersey combo 🐎
That’s ROCKINGGGG!!!
Throwback to when morale was a mile high
Buffalo is going to do to the Jets what the White Man did to the American Bison.
omg y’all
I have certainly bragged and gushed about my seats for 2 decades. Objectively, they are certainly great seats.
I just checked on Ticketmaster for seats to see what prices are going for: Three seats directly in the row behind me, posted by the ticket holder, are listed at $1,198.05 PER SEAT.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, these seats ain’t that fucking good.
On a personal note, those guys must really not like my poncho or me to not want to go to this playoff game. Maybe I’m too tall and they hate having to stand for a football game, lol. Imma take this personally.
The K-Shaped economy remains undefeated
Especially in cities like Seattle.
Field tickets in front of you for 4800! Damn!
It’s fucking insane right now.
I blame the tech assholes from Amazon and Microsoft
Fuck – 2 rows behind me, same seats as me – $1344.75 per seat
With that level of investment, you should be involved in the game planning process. Not decision making, but at least in the room as a consultant.
The Cardinals-Rams game starting out exactly the way you’d expect when a 3-13 team plays an 11-5 one.
How perfect would it be for the Raiders to win this game?
Because it’s the cursed Chiefs?
The way this week is going, the Commies are fucked.
Are they allowed to just forfeit?
Only if they hand over Dan Quinn to Delta Force
— Moscow, 1991
‘Tis the season
Based on the ending of the Colts-Imaginarinos game, I’m predicting that a lot of the daughters of “waste management consultants” are going to receive new vehicles this week!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXZVeTbXvkQ