On Any Given Sunday…

Either of these teams could win a first round playoff game. Except for the Steelers. [cries in Giants tears]

To The Game!

Ravens/Steelers:

-DK will be a DNP because he’s DQ’d.

-King Henry has an interesting prop-rushing for 10+ yards each quarter gets you +140 odds. He’s done that for 7 of the last 8 quarters.

-Both coaches are hearing speculation that they might be moving on. Should the Giants have such a problem. smh…

-That Voodoo, Tho: Somehow the Steelers are over .500 despite the O being ranked 26th and the D sitting at 27th.

-There will be plenty of talk about this possibly being Qaaron’s last game but of course nothing will be resolved for months and months because he learned from the very best, Burnt Favor.

You guys can take it from here.

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Redshirt

…ex-Bengal Chidobe Awuzie allows the TD.
See?! We sometimes do something right by letting him walk.

Doktor Zymm

That was deflected

Doktor Zymm

Was there some sort of secret rule change that enabled all these last minute lead changes? Because this shit ain’t normal

SonOfSpam

MVP may be the Steelers shitty field conditions

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

– B. Walsh

WCS

Okay, that was Chris Conte like coverage.

BANAACAKES! GIT YER FRESH, DELICIOUS BANACAKES!

HAIL SHANK’LOR

Redshirt

SHAN’KLOR doesn’t want OT.

Redshirt

Who moved the football?!

WCS

“Hi.”

— SHANK’LOR

Redshirt

Don’t forget to breath, DFO Ravens Contingent.

Mr. Ayo

Quoth the Raven: FUCK!

Redshirt

Holy shit.

Beerguyrob

Meanwhile, over at the World Juniors, the game is going as well for Canada as it is for the Steelers.

Beerguyrob

Update: Steelers are now doing better.

Brocky

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The funny thing is that if the refs hadn’t made such a travesty of a spot on the 2nd down fat guy pass, that play wouldn’t have been called. It would have just been another Derrick Henry run.

Redshirt

Don’t forget to breath, DFO Steelers Contingent.

Downfield Matriculator

I wrote them off at halftime, then they made me believe, then this . . . we’ll see (but I am breathing)

Redshirt

Been there, done that, got the ulcer.

ThePirateSloth

Cris is somehow gonna make this Steelers failed 2min drive all about DK, Mahomes, and Favre

Downfield Matriculator

The Ravens’ extra point was critical — Steelers now need to get to the Ravens 30 for the Hail Mary from Grandpa Aaron.

fleshwound_NPG

that is some chris conte level coverage there

fleshwound_NPG

a 10-3 game for most of the night has, predictably (2025-26 season standards), turned bananas in the 4th

Beerguyrob

Well, surely those wasted time outs aren’t an issue for Aaron Rodgers, the master of the two minute offence.

litre_cola

I want to sleep but must watch the end of this. Soon there will be no football.

Doktor Zymm

Zay Flowers – Also a dude on my fantasy team who kinda sucked most of the year

Redshirt

That’s one way to lose the division. (and a Lamar Jackson Under bet)

SonOfSpam

I see Harbaugh has embraced the Rex Grossman Offense.

Mr. Ayo

lol, Stillers, again!

Redshirt

Watching this game as a Bengals fan confirms one immutable truth: the AFC North was so winnable this year.

SonOfSpam

*Cleveland excepted

Redshirt

I don’t know. If they wouldn’t have experiment with Dillion Gabriel and Old Man Flacco and went straight to Shedeur Sanders, he may have derped himself to 9-8.

Brick Meathook

Hello!

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Mr. Ayo

Mate, you can’t park there.

fleshwound_NPG

but he did!

Redshirt

Who had Aaron Rodgers losing his shit on their Bingo Card?

Beerguyrob

We all did, but we figured some form of Mongolian herb and toilet paper would be involved.

Gumbygirl

Oh my god, you fucking moron.

Mr. Ayo

Is this about me, or the game? Both?

Gumbygirl

Qaron.

Gumbygirl

They took a timeout for that?

Doktor Zymm

Does anyone actually throw blankets or pillows?

Gumbygirl

I’m fixing to.

Mr. Ayo

Let me tell you guys. That was an absolute rope.

–Colinsworth not talking about his latest favoUrite porn clip

Brocky

Man, collinsworth is rediscovering his love of Aaron Rodgers

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/469/609/4f5

Doktor Zymm

Qaaron’s left hand looks like gangrene, he should self-amputate

Redshirt

Maybe that’s what’s happening with Trump. Body is rejected the evilness.

Downfield Matriculator

Maybe they should shoot up Rodgers’ left hand with some Ivermectin — works according to my Reddit research

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litre_cola

During Covid it sold out in rural Alberta because of the theories. Even our whackadoodle scary right wing Premier said that it was an alternative. She is a terrible human.

fleshwound_NPG

sooo many people shat literal waterfalls because of that dipshit theory

Gumbygirl

With Covid.

Downfield Matriculator

If the Steelers had scored a touchdown either time they had a first and goal this game, that defensive lapse/nice play by Lamar! would not make me as grumpy. But if your offense is dog hurl . . . eventually your defense gets beat

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SonOfSpam

Nice to see Lamar doing Lamar things.

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Jimbo

The pregame metamucil just kicked in.

Doktor Zymm

Neat

Mr. Ayo

lol Stillers.

Don T

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don T

One of the best things about living alone: you can use your shirt as a bib.

ThePirateSloth

Stand over the sink to eat! No reason to get a plate dirty.

Senor Weaselo

Friendly fire, ow.

Redshirt

2025 Baltimore Ravens Review

agirxz
Beerguyrob

2025 Atlanta Falcons Review

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Unsurprised

I don’t want to get up from the couch. I am full of carbs and it’s making me feel so gross in every part of my body.

Doktor Zymm

No reason to, sit and digest

ThePirateSloth

Welp, just randomly saw a clip of BeastQuake and I immediately just:comment image

Don T

Evenin. Just made it home from a volleyball match.
They served beer and there were melees, k? MOAR VIOLENS WOOOO

Beerguyrob

Do tell…

Don T

Local male pro league. Got a vested interest on a team. Oh man, great time.

SonOfSpam

“Don T: Male volleyball pimp”

SonOfSpam

Just gonna assume it was women’s beach volleyball and tops were angrily torn off and then other things happened ok I’ll be back in a minute

fleshwound_NPG

yes, mention mikaela shiffrin randomly, fine with that

fleshwound_NPG

damn, guess that was too big of a pic

mikalea
Unsurprised

You can’t convince me to switch to the English feed, Satan.

Beerguyrob

Okay, that was some reflexes.

Redshirt

TOMLIN VOODOO BULLSHIT!

fleshwound_NPG

he cant keep getting away with this

(will keep getting away with this)

Beerguyrob

That makes sense given TJ Watt’s needling injury.

Beerguyrob

If Rodgers is just going to stand there in one of his totally-not-drugs hazes during the shove, why not just pull him and add another 300 pounds to the line?

Brocky

And of course I’m working during the bears first playoff game in half a decade

Doktor Zymm

You’ll just have to wait for a notification to tell you whose jersey to burn