Either of these teams could win a first round playoff game. Except for the Steelers. [cries in Giants tears]
To The Game!
Ravens/Steelers:
-DK will be a DNP because he’s DQ’d.
-King Henry has an interesting prop-rushing for 10+ yards each quarter gets you +140 odds. He’s done that for 7 of the last 8 quarters.
-Both coaches are hearing speculation that they might be moving on. Should the Giants have such a problem. smh…
-That Voodoo, Tho: Somehow the Steelers are over .500 despite the O being ranked 26th and the D sitting at 27th.
-There will be plenty of talk about this possibly being Qaaron’s last game but of course nothing will be resolved for months and months because he learned from the very best, Burnt Favor.
You guys can take it from here.
…ex-Bengal Chidobe Awuzie allows the TD.
See?! We sometimes do something right by letting him walk.
That was deflected
Was there some sort of secret rule change that enabled all these last minute lead changes? Because this shit ain’t normal
MVP may be the Steelers shitty field conditions
Nailed It!
– B. Walsh
Okay, that was Chris Conte like coverage.
BANAACAKES! GIT YER FRESH, DELICIOUS BANACAKES!
HAIL SHANK’LOR
SHAN’KLOR doesn’t want OT.
Who moved the football?!
“Hi.”
— SHANK’LOR
Don’t forget to breath, DFO Ravens Contingent.
Quoth the Raven: FUCK!
Holy shit.
Meanwhile, over at the World Juniors, the game is going as well for Canada as it is for the Steelers.
Update: Steelers are now doing better.
The funny thing is that if the refs hadn’t made such a travesty of a spot on the 2nd down fat guy pass, that play wouldn’t have been called. It would have just been another Derrick Henry run.
Don’t forget to breath, DFO Steelers Contingent.
I wrote them off at halftime, then they made me believe, then this . . . we’ll see (but I am breathing)
Been there, done that, got the ulcer.
Cris is somehow gonna make this Steelers failed 2min drive all about DK, Mahomes, and Favre
The Ravens’ extra point was critical — Steelers now need to get to the Ravens 30 for the Hail Mary from Grandpa Aaron.
that is some chris conte level coverage there
a 10-3 game for most of the night has, predictably (2025-26 season standards), turned bananas in the 4th
Well, surely those wasted time outs aren’t an issue for Aaron Rodgers, the master of the two minute offence.
I want to sleep but must watch the end of this. Soon there will be no football.
Zay Flowers – Also a dude on my fantasy team who kinda sucked most of the year
That’s one way to lose the division. (and a Lamar Jackson Under bet)
I see Harbaugh has embraced the Rex Grossman Offense.
lol, Stillers, again!
Watching this game as a Bengals fan confirms one immutable truth: the AFC North was so winnable this year.
*Cleveland excepted
I don’t know. If they wouldn’t have experiment with Dillion Gabriel and Old Man Flacco and went straight to Shedeur Sanders, he may have derped himself to 9-8.
Hello!
Mate, you can’t park there.
but he did!
Who had Aaron Rodgers losing his shit on their Bingo Card?
We all did, but we figured some form of Mongolian herb and toilet paper would be involved.
Oh my god, you fucking moron.
Is this about me, or the game? Both?
Qaron.
They took a timeout for that?
Does anyone actually throw blankets or pillows?
I’m fixing to.
Let me tell you guys. That was an absolute rope.
–Colinsworth not talking about his latest favoUrite porn clip
Man, collinsworth is rediscovering his love of Aaron Rodgers
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/469/609/4f5
Qaaron’s left hand looks like gangrene, he should self-amputate
Maybe that’s what’s happening with Trump. Body is rejected the evilness.
Maybe they should shoot up Rodgers’ left hand with some Ivermectin — works according to my Reddit research
During Covid it sold out in rural Alberta because of the theories. Even our whackadoodle scary right wing Premier said that it was an alternative. She is a terrible human.
sooo many people shat literal waterfalls because of that dipshit theory
With Covid.
If the Steelers had scored a touchdown either time they had a first and goal this game, that defensive lapse/nice play by Lamar! would not make me as grumpy. But if your offense is dog hurl . . . eventually your defense gets beat
Nice to see Lamar doing Lamar things.
The pregame metamucil just kicked in.
Neat
lol Stillers.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
One of the best things about living alone: you can use your shirt as a bib.
Stand over the sink to eat! No reason to get a plate dirty.
Friendly fire, ow.
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I don’t want to get up from the couch. I am full of carbs and it’s making me feel so gross in every part of my body.
No reason to, sit and digest
Welp, just randomly saw a clip of BeastQuake and I immediately just:
Evenin. Just made it home from a volleyball match.
They served beer and there were melees, k? MOAR VIOLENS WOOOO
Do tell…
Local male pro league. Got a vested interest on a team. Oh man, great time.
“Don T: Male volleyball pimp”
Just gonna assume it was women’s beach volleyball and tops were angrily torn off and then other things happened ok I’ll be back in a minute
yes, mention mikaela shiffrin randomly, fine with that
damn, guess that was too big of a pic
You can’t convince me to switch to the English feed, Satan.
Okay, that was some reflexes.
TOMLIN VOODOO BULLSHIT!
he cant keep getting away with this
(will keep getting away with this)
That makes sense given TJ Watt’s needling injury.
If Rodgers is just going to stand there in one of his totally-not-drugs hazes during the shove, why not just pull him and add another 300 pounds to the line?
And of course I’m working during the bears first playoff game in half a decade
You’ll just have to wait for a notification to tell you whose jersey to burn