There was some settling of accounts yesterday but some are bleeding into today because some teams can’t finish what they started, right Carolina?
To The Games!
Colts/Texans:
These teams prove that if you’re going to streak you’d best do it towards the end of the season. You might get your wee bits shriveled but at least you can play at least one extra game.
Cowboys/Giants:
So it comes to this. If you were some guy with a rooting interest in the G-Men and were hoping for a win to A) prevent Dallas from reaching .500 or B) finally breaking a 9 game losing skid against them, the fallout would be a loss of draft position. As a Nietszche always said, “Life is a shit sandwich. Start eating, there’s plenty more.” Wise man.
Browns/Bengals:
“Garrett needs to lay his sack on a dude and Joe Burrow is just the man for the job.” I ran this game through the Male Porn Preview Generator and it’s not too far off, is it?
Saints/Falcons:
If Atlanta takes it Carolina backs in to the playoffs. If New Orleans takes it Tampa backs in to the playoffs. I Can’t Stop Chewing My Nails!
Packers/Vikes:
Well, at least O’Connell doesn’t have to spend the entire offseason listening to what a great QB developer he is. Green Bay is shutting down a few starters because why give Minny the satisfaction of winning against a full squad?
Titans/Jags:
With 3 TD’s of any kind Ms. Girlfriend will relegate Blake Bortles to the dustbin of history for most combined TD’s in a season by a Jag-off.
Type like monkeys!
Just saw a note that Gas prices at the pump in Colorado are like approx $1.65 per gallon
Hahaha
OMG. Trump actually is playing 5-D chess against Russia.
Does Garrett get s bonus for breaking the record? I hope so. Also, drink on him, tonight. 🙂
next thread is up-can’t get my intros to post automatically
WOOOoooooWwoOOOwwWWWOoooooo! DUUUUUuuuuuVAAaaaLLlllllll!
FATMANDOWN! And a back door cover.
Hahahaha that was ROCKINGGGG!!!
Ah, not meaningless at all!
THICC SIX!
Well, that ending of Clots-500s probably just screwed over a lot of people…
MEANINGLESS FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN!
“Meaningful to some…”
A. Michaels, Brentwood, CA
WALK OFF FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN!
Will someone wake up the DFO Hamster?
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Relegate the entire division.
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Third time the NFC South has sent a sub .500 team to the playoffs!
“This dustbin is really comfy!”
-B. Bortles
I have to deal with Black Panthers football, so will you (for another week)!
Order those Division Champion dashikis NOW!!
Yooooo Ronnie Bell TD Catch was ROCKINGGGG!!!! 💯👏
Good day tp be a southern kitty
Except for the Dallas Pussies.
The Pauls!
The Bungles!
Best game of the early window? WILD!
Yea that was Rockingggg
It’s the closest the Browns are capable of getting to having nice things, happy for Mr. Garrett, hope he gets to play on a good team after getting paid by Cleveland
Shuck with the HUGE RUN!!!
That’s Rocking!!!!
Then a back breaking INT.
That’s my Bungals!
Oh this Saints drive is so not rocking
Saints throws an int to kill momentum
*insert Smiling Friends sound of a smile appearing on my face*
And Shuck throws a pick
Hahaha
Just your usual Browns-Bengals game.
Airplane! (1980) “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit…” (compilation) – YouTube
Dart has a lot of things going for him but when he finally understands how athletically gifted the edge rushers are that are chasing him…
Seems like the Raiders got the #1 pick now…
Giants fans are all excited about blowing the #1 or #2 pick but New York The Better doesn’t need a QB so some serious talent (hopefully on the o-line) is going to be available.
They just lose a bit of value for trading the pick
I need to leave the house but dude
Usually necessitates wearing pants, so…
Wear a kilt.
This Falcons Saints game seems like some real Sickos stuff
These next 10min are feel like 45min rite??
Report post.
Reason: I’m in it and feel personally affected
WOO!!!!!! RAISE YO FIST
That’s one way to end the season on a high note, Alec Pierce.
“We haven’t shown Packers offense because there hasn’t been Packers offense.”
JFC. They’re already dead, Scott.
He said they only have 65yrds of offense lmao
Lmao the packers have 65 yards of offense
Hahaha
Good for Myles Garrett. And it was a legit record, not Favre-aided.
“Favre-aided is what I call my dildo”
-Guess who
Collinsworth?
This is banner-worthy, if it were capable.
Burrow did kind of fall, but it was more “don’t get killed” instead of “carry me daddy!”
And Myles Garrett gets the Sack record.
Good reaction from his teammates & fam & the fans.
I guess that’s Rocking. 🫡
Myles Garrett got the record.
Found a funny:
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I’m not sure if “they put Dak down” is exactly the language they meant to use. Although I wouldn’t be that surprised if Jerral started euthanizing his old QBs
Canned ham
Chad Hutchinson: [tied to a marble slab] “But, Mr. Jones, I did my best! Why am I here?”
Jerrah: “But, your blood. It makes me strong.”
Hutchinson: “I’d heard rumors about DiNucci. No. This can’t be true!”
Jerrah: “I’m all in-TO YOUR VEINS!”
Hutchinson: “This is what I am to you-a meme? Seriously!”
Jerrah: “You can have everlasting life if you want, Darrel. Is that what you would like?”
Hutchinson: “It’s Chad, dumbass!”
Jerrah: “I always get my Chad’s and Darrel’s mixed up.” [shakes head]
Went with sandwiches rather than shame pizza, but the nawt leaving the house part is confirmed
Welp. Brosmer tripped over his own guy & fumbled the ball away to the Packers.
It was first & goal on the Packers five.
Tracy had the first down, then remembered they were 3-13 and needed the draft position.
Joe Milton to Ryan Flournoy.
Aww, yeah, that’s the stuff!
PRESCOTT BENCHED FOR MILTON!
-Dallas sports radio tomorrow, probably
Think of the salary cap savings!!
#allinonMilton billboards start appearing
Somebody on the Vikings defence is getting a Matt Flynn contract from the Raiders next year. They are KILLING this third-string kid for the Packers.
They are now at four sacks, and the Packers are at -23 passing yards for the game.
Oh yeah, this red panda robe is MONEY
My Singletary to Slayton bet at + 10mil finally came in!
/wakes up
did signing philip rivers get chris ballard fired (riley lenoard is probably good?)
Okay – serious question: Why is Lawrence still in the game?
Oh – he got to 4000 yards and they pulled him. Incentives!
Cowboys and Giants “fighting” like any of this matters.
Probably is the sort of chucklefuckery that impresses Cowpersons GM, though
Yeah, I’m all for everyone in Dallas keeping their jobs so we can do this all again next season!
I’m watching the Packers – Vikings game so none of you have to, and it’s been exactly the kind of dogshit third-stringer game you’d imagine.
And now McCarthy’s hurt. Brosmer’s in now, so the Packers D might get some points.
I am too and it is
White on silver. What graphic design genius came up with that scheme?
✝️
LOL
..and our first dog-related call of 2026.
Our caller reports a male who is claiming to be homeless has a dog which is unprotected from the weather. Caller says the dog is shaking from the cold (it’s 21 degrees right now), and reports he knows the male. Caller reports he knows the man is not homeless, and isn’t doing anything to help the German Shepard he’s pulling around with him.
This is one I don’t mind handling, for several, pretty obvious reasons. Fuck this tool.
You were with us the whole time. And I’m not even a dog person!
is riley lenoard…okayish?
(good thing the clots did not find out until now, and we all got our old man rivers laserface games one last time as a result)
With the addition of the fuzzy red panda hoodie robe I think my collection is finally complete
THIS GUY CAM LITTLE!
I CALL HIM NASA BECAUSE HE’S LAUNCHING ROCKETS IN FLORIDA!