I’ll Have Another Round

This one strikes me a dirty, scrappy, low-scoring affair with the winner losing in the next round. There, prediction is in.

To The Game!

Niners/Eagles:

-Philly finished 11-6 but in a lot of corners of social media it’s as though the wheels have come completely off. Oh, to go through the pain of having a team in the playoffs, yet again, going for their third SB appearance in four years. Perhaps this is Sirriani’s best coaching job ever, holding everything together. I don’t know.

-Not sure how this happened but the Eagles are playing back-to-back home games for the first time all season. I’m guessing that’s an immense advantage to them from a rest perspective. (a large number of starters sat out last week as you know)

-How did McCaffrey stay relatively healthy this season despite those 413 (and counting) touches?

-That D Tho: Fangio’s unit only allows an average of 19 points against and he has line-wrecker Carter back.

-Purdy’s O/U on TD throws sits at 1.5. Given that Philly sports the league’s lowest passing touchdown rate, you may want to stay away from this prop.

-The skinny on 320 lb fatty Trent Williams is that he will pull on the uniform this afternoon.

-From a coordinators perspective, should the Niners lose Saleh will join the coaching interview circuit. Should the Eagles lose Kevin Patullo will be set adrift on an ice floe, with only tar and feathers to keep him warm.

Have at it.

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Beerguyrob

I believe this is called “piling on”.

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litre_cola

At least somebody wants to win.

King Hippo

if y’all lose, Saquon is gonna set some fools ON FIRE

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King Hippo

yet another SUDDEN CHANGE, SUDDENER than teh last!!

LemonJello

Purdy-ception 2; Fuck Up Boogaloo

ballsofsteelandfury

On the one hand, I think the team beer cans are cool.

On the other, it’s Bud Light…

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rockingdog

49ers DEF looks like they’re playing and HAVINg FUN!!!!!

Guys bein dudes. That’s Rocking!!!

Petronel

Trickeration-down!

rockingdog

Yooooo that was ROCKINGGGG!!!

TD 49ers!!!! 🔥🔥🔥💯

King Hippo

OK, Shield, 4-for-4 on compelling watches. I almost forgive you for the Yinzers. ALMOST.

fleshwound_NPG

TRICKY TOMSULAS!

Spur

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Redshirt

Tricky 49ers Bullshit!

litre_cola

Jesus fucking christ Birds. What the fuck.

King Hippo

It feels like y’all are killing them, yet killing them by -1.

Jimbo

You gotta stop that Ju…ckyk!

-P, Nacua

fleshwound_NPG

white on white violence

King Hippo

This feels like it will end with Tomsulas having the ball first and goal from the 8 and like 2 or 3 end zone shots to win or lose.

Beerguyrob

“Elliott…. Kick’s good.”

YOU FUCKING SEE THAT MCMANUS?!

Redshirt

“Nah, I’m missing it.”

rockingdog

Feels like the Bird’s score on this drive…

Beerguyrob

(Stealing from Rockingdog)

Found a funny:

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King Hippo

He DID get the Cooks one today that Romo was so obnoxiously sure was completed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, so is the guy’s wife ugly or not?

litre_cola

Brady is a dickhead but that was interesting.

King Hippo

Yeah that was a legit value add.

ThePirateSloth

Right? Don’t make me start being neutral to Tawmmy gotdamnit

litre_cola

Has an OC ever been fired mid-game? Asking for me.

WCS

Missed a BLEERGHmask there…

rockingdog

Whenever I see the Limu Emu commercial, I always think of the SNL parody

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3RhwSF8mo&pp=ygUNTGV1bXUgZW11IHNubA%3D%3D

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03eVEdX0OGA
For no reason, other than it just popped into my grey matter.

LemonJello

Purdy-ception. Uh-oh.

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Redshirt

The winning teams’ post game shows has had the same theme so far this playoffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz60gxd5D9A&pp=ygUhcmljayBhbmQgbW9ydHkgd2UgbmVlZCBhIHZhY2F0aW9u0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv

Beerguyrob

In-laws are now over, so I’ve added an Auchentoshan to my menu.

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ThePirateSloth

I don’t subject myself to watch Fox Halftime anymore, but looking at the group today… Gronk looks so out of place, like a little brother being forced to tag along with his older brother to his friend’s house. While everybody generally likes him, no one wants him there.

Redshirt

George Kittle tore his Achillies.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s no bueno

King Hippo

That’s probably a retirement sentence at his age and position. Poor bastard.

Mr. Ayo
Gumbygirl

Oof.

rockingdog

Update:

A San Francisco 49ers employee just walked into the locker room carrying what appeared to be a bottle of tequila.

Best guess? it’s for George Kittle.

fleshwound_NPG

28-3 will consume all in its path

shanahan should consider retiring and save his players next year

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More like George Cripple amirite?

rockingdog

Yea 49ers playing lots of 2nd & 3rd string guys

Doesn’t seem Rocking

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Mr. Ayo

Kittle out next season too? Damn niners.

Doktor Zymm

They’re really getting a great head start on being super injured next season too, that’ll make 3 years running!

ThePirateSloth

lol49ers

jjfozz

As a fellow Italian i am bound by honor to have Siriani over for dinner. But in this case I’d first take a shit in his pasta.

Doktor Zymm

He is the poster boy for toxic masculinity

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There’s a ten second runoff if you fumble the ball out of bounds?

Mr. Ayo

It’s for the replay review that stopped the clock.

fleshwound_NPG

wow that was almost stupid as hell

fleshwound_NPG

ok it WAS stupid as hell

rockingdog

That didn’t seem rocking

Going to halftime down 3

Oh well

King Hippo

I will give Brady this much – appreciate how frustrated he gets when fuckers don’t manage the clock sanely.

Beerguyrob

In case there another doink, Google says this is a “Shankini”. She’s what I hope SHANK’LOR looks like.

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ArmedandHammered

I would have expected “taller” goal posts.

ballsofsteelandfury

She looks like she has long legs. There are your goal posts…

rockingdog

She seems Rocking

King Hippo

Sure seems nice, yeah!

Beerguyrob

“Fuck that noise!”

– James Harrison

Petronel

Whenever I see Siriani standing there with his green hat pulled over his eyes, for a split second I want to think it’s A.A.Ron.

WCS

Iggles receivers are such a mystery.

litre_cola

Always have been. Fred Ex, Carmichael, t.o. etc.

rockingdog
Gumbygirl

I could watch that for hours!

Beerguyrob

When do we start blaming the field for all the injuries?

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Mr. Ayo

He’s on the J-E-S-T and not playing today. Not sure how he could be responsible.

LemonJello

They’re playing at FedEx?

King Hippo

It is crazy windy on the east coast today

Doktor Zymm

Anyone been to Ventimiglia? Worth a day or 2?

King Hippo

Tomsulas are just such a weird squadron. Never make any sense whatsoever.

fleshwound_NPG

they would be far less weird if their roster were far less ded every year

litre_cola

Its the gamma rays from the substation next to Levi’s stadium.

Beerguyrob

So we’ve moved past chemtrails and Jewish space lasers?

litre_cola

Never. It is all a conspiracy run by the Queen, the Rothschilds, the Geddes and the colonel.

Beerguyrob

Surprised PETA hasn’t said anything yet.

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ballsofsteelandfury

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rockingdog

No Kittle? Ah nuts

That doesn’t seem Rocking

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jjfozz

What makes me think every Trumper has a picture of McCaffrey on their wall?

“See? Not all of them are black.”

fleshwound_NPG

they should see philly’s defensive backfield!