This one strikes me a dirty, scrappy, low-scoring affair with the winner losing in the next round. There, prediction is in.
To The Game!
Niners/Eagles:
-Philly finished 11-6 but in a lot of corners of social media it’s as though the wheels have come completely off. Oh, to go through the pain of having a team in the playoffs, yet again, going for their third SB appearance in four years. Perhaps this is Sirriani’s best coaching job ever, holding everything together. I don’t know.
-Not sure how this happened but the Eagles are playing back-to-back home games for the first time all season. I’m guessing that’s an immense advantage to them from a rest perspective. (a large number of starters sat out last week as you know)
-How did McCaffrey stay relatively healthy this season despite those 413 (and counting) touches?
-That D Tho: Fangio’s unit only allows an average of 19 points against and he has line-wrecker Carter back.
-Purdy’s O/U on TD throws sits at 1.5. Given that Philly sports the league’s lowest passing touchdown rate, you may want to stay away from this prop.
-The skinny on 320 lb fatty Trent Williams is that he will pull on the uniform this afternoon.
-From a coordinators perspective, should the Niners lose Saleh will join the coaching interview circuit. Should the Eagles lose Kevin Patullo will be set adrift on an ice floe, with only tar and feathers to keep him warm.
Have at it.
I believe this is called “piling on”.
“If you lick her nose for 45 seconds she’s going to see Valhalla.”
-G. O’Keefe
At least somebody wants to win.
if y’all lose, Saquon is gonna set some fools ON FIRE
yet another SUDDEN CHANGE, SUDDENER than teh last!!
Purdy-ception 2; Fuck Up Boogaloo
On the one hand, I think the team beer cans are cool.
On the other, it’s Bud Light…
49ers DEF looks like they’re playing and HAVINg FUN!!!!!
Guys bein dudes. That’s Rocking!!!
Trickeration-down!
Yooooo that was ROCKINGGGG!!!
TD 49ers!!!! 🔥🔥🔥💯
OK, Shield, 4-for-4 on compelling watches. I almost forgive you for the Yinzers. ALMOST.
TRICKY TOMSULAS!
Tricky 49ers Bullshit!
Jesus fucking christ Birds. What the fuck.
It feels like y’all are killing them, yet killing them by -1.
You gotta stop that Ju…ckyk!
-P, Nacua
white on white violence
This feels like it will end with Tomsulas having the ball first and goal from the 8 and like 2 or 3 end zone shots to win or lose.
“Elliott…. Kick’s good.”
YOU FUCKING SEE THAT MCMANUS?!
“Nah, I’m missing it.”
Feels like the Bird’s score on this drive…
(Stealing from Rockingdog)
Found a funny:
[ends up being wrong 75% of the time]
-Gene Steratore
He DID get the Cooks one today that Romo was so obnoxiously sure was completed.
Wait, so is the guy’s wife ugly or not?
Brady is a dickhead but that was interesting.
Yeah that was a legit value add.
Right? Don’t make me start being neutral to Tawmmy gotdamnit
Has an OC ever been fired mid-game? Asking for me.
Missed a BLEERGHmask there…
Whenever I see the Limu Emu commercial, I always think of the SNL parody
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3RhwSF8mo&pp=ygUNTGV1bXUgZW11IHNubA%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03eVEdX0OGA
For no reason, other than it just popped into my grey matter.
“It was the closest of games, it was the dumbest of games.
It was a game of stupid turnovers and ridiculous play-calling.
It was the epoch of brightness
And a collection of players that didn’t know the meaning of ‘epoch’.
It was the spring of tater casseroles and
The autumn of bologna salads.
We had horrible potluck dinners before us
And long, drawn-out visits to the toilet in front of us.”
-The opening of A Tale of Two Cities, amended
Purdy-ception. Uh-oh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls794MhIkU4
Iggles receivers!
The winning teams’ post game shows has had the same theme so far this playoffs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz60gxd5D9A&pp=ygUhcmljayBhbmQgbW9ydHkgd2UgbmVlZCBhIHZhY2F0aW9u0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
In-laws are now over, so I’ve added an Auchentoshan to my menu.
I don’t subject myself to watch Fox Halftime anymore, but looking at the group today… Gronk looks so out of place, like a little brother being forced to tag along with his older brother to his friend’s house. While everybody generally likes him, no one wants him there.
George Kittle tore his Achillies.
That’s no bueno
That’s probably a retirement sentence at his age and position. Poor bastard.
You might be right!
https://bsky.app/profile/diannarussini.bsky.social/post/3mc6nfai62c25
Oof.
Update:
A San Francisco 49ers employee just walked into the locker room carrying what appeared to be a bottle of tequila.
Best guess? it’s for George Kittle.
28-3 will consume all in its path
shanahan should consider retiring and save his players next year
More like George Cripple amirite?
Yea 49ers playing lots of 2nd & 3rd string guys
Doesn’t seem Rocking
Kittle out next season too? Damn niners.
They’re really getting a great head start on being super injured next season too, that’ll make 3 years running!
lol49ers
As a fellow Italian i am bound by honor to have Siriani over for dinner. But in this case I’d first take a shit in his pasta.
He is the poster boy for toxic masculinity
There’s a ten second runoff if you fumble the ball out of bounds?
It’s for the replay review that stopped the clock.
wow that was almost stupid as hell
ok it WAS stupid as hell
That didn’t seem rocking
Going to halftime down 3
Oh well
I will give Brady this much – appreciate how frustrated he gets when fuckers don’t manage the clock sanely.
In case there another doink, Google says this is a “Shankini”. She’s what I hope SHANK’LOR looks like.
I would have expected “taller” goal posts.
She looks like she has long legs. There are your goal posts…
She seems Rocking
Sure seems nice, yeah!
That thing dangling from her neck? I hope it’s a participation trophy.
“Fuck that noise!”
– James Harrison
Whenever I see Siriani standing there with his green hat pulled over his eyes, for a split second I want to think it’s A.A.Ron.
Iggles receivers are such a mystery.
Always have been. Fred Ex, Carmichael, t.o. etc.
Found a funny:
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-VYyf8ihdbI
I could watch that for hours!
When do we start blaming the field for all the injuries?
He’s on the J-E-S-T and not playing today. Not sure how he could be responsible.
They’re playing at FedEx?
It is crazy windy on the east coast today
Anyone been to Ventimiglia? Worth a day or 2?
If I remember correctly, me and Ms. Frizzle and a bunch of other kids went there but it was just the one time.
Tomsulas are just such a weird squadron. Never make any sense whatsoever.
they would be far less weird if their roster were far less ded every year
Its the gamma rays from the substation next to Levi’s stadium.
So we’ve moved past chemtrails and Jewish space lasers?
Never. It is all a conspiracy run by the Queen, the Rothschilds, the Geddes and the colonel.
Colonel Klink fooled everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKo25yicT_4
Surprised PETA hasn’t said anything yet.
This game is kicking ass just like the previous three but it’s in slow motion.
No Kittle? Ah nuts
That doesn’t seem Rocking
What makes me think every Trumper has a picture of McCaffrey on their wall?
“See? Not all of them are black.”
they should see philly’s defensive backfield!