Those were two doozies, weren’t they? (I’ve no idea)
To The Game!
Chargers/Pats:
-What do Mayes and Herbert have in common? The both have ZERO playoffs wins. They have two games between them but still.
-Of all teams left in the playoffs L.A. has allowed the fewest air yards. Of the QB’s left in the AFC, Mayes has the most completed passes of over 20 yards. That’s a lot of chunk plays, baby. He completed those at a 50% clip btw.
-Surprisingly, all three of the Pats losses were at home. Those games that they did win they outscored opponents by 90 points.
-The Chargers D ended the season in the top five in forcing three and outs.
-Since coming back from injury rookie running back Omarion Hampton has been averaging 14.5 rush attempts per game. Look for that number to increase today as his team looks to dictate the tempo by slowing the game to a crawl.
-Since week ten the Chargers offense is bottom three in points per drive.
It’s all you.
Who’s the cunt that let the Bengals secondary sub in for the Chargers’?
Evidently, Arthur Smith has been contacted by “several” NFL teams for the head coaching position. Like with King Henry, Smith lucked himself into a Hall of Famer at the keyest of key positions, and still only had a middling offense.
Could we be on the verge of Arthur Smith 2.0 in Tennessee?
(DonT’s reaction)
Everything’s coming up Steelers!
Needs more Budd Dwyer.
Well that got dark…
Budd was just a republican that was born too early.
Nowadays, he would be a Senator, at least.
Ok, first bit of info is out…the #1 seeds are both playing on Saturday, the #2 seeds on Sunday. Saturday are 4:30 and 8 ET. Sunday 3 and 6:30 ET, but which team/which time is TBA.
Looks like RAMMMMMIT will be playing in Chicago with a high of 17 next Sunday; some wind, but not much snow as of now.
Buffalo at Denver will be 50ish degrees and sunny.
New England, a little warmer than Chicago, greater chance of snow. 30ish degrees.
Seattle, like Denver, 50ish and sunny.
This has been Spam Skyrain with DFO weather.
Much appreciated but when is the regular girl coming back?
They sent her to get butt implants.
When the OnlyFans money runs out.
Damn, I’ll be in Chicago Sunday and the temp might lower ticket prices. I may be about to do something very, very, stupid
The DFO Way™
“I may be about to do something very, very stupid,” is our mission statement.
It always works out sometimes.
Far be it from me to order you around, but I order you to do that stupid thing.
In the words of my dear departed father,
“That was shit awful.”
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Leave it to the Chargers to produce the only dud of a game all weekend.
Wait until tomorrow!
Absolutely pathetic effort by the Chargers. Just rank garbage.
The Chargers are actually from San Diego, which is in fact a suburb of Los Angeles and not part of the city or county itself. Don’t confuse that fact.
small correction, San Diego is a suburb of Tijuana
Headbutt your unhelmeted head coach with a helmet. Smrt.
but since the coach is a former player, he wants it that way
lol Vrabel getting headbutted by a DL with his helmet on
Poor Justin Herbert. The hope his offseason isn’t too sad.
Looks like a tasty Beer, but I bet it gets old quick
Emily Ratajkowski’s husband cheated on her with every woman in Manhattan. No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.
WHY DO YOU FUCKING CALL A PLAY ACTION PASS ON 4TH & 9 WHEN YOUR QB’S BEING HELD TOGETHER BY SCAR TISSUE AND HABIT?!
oh no they didnt fall for the fake ouch my spleen
Someone needs to alert Roger Goodell that the Patriots are using the Chiefs’ ShieldAssist™ login
It’s an old code but it checks out.
Nature is healing
“Somehow…the Empire has returned.”
Did the Clippers’ O-Line go on strike?!
If I’m Herbert I refuse to play any more.
“I thought you said spike the ball!”
So this means (assuming no bananacakes) Buffalo goes to Denver and NE hosts tomorrow’s winner (Houston, it’s gonna be Houston).
Kinda like, um, Denver and Houston?
Oh good – Herbert’s going back to transition from Trent Green to Alex Smith.
Damn, they hit Drake so hard that play I’m gonna starting calling them Kendrick
/makes “west coast” sign
//fingers are now stuck like that due to arthritis and general whiteness
Someone throw a banana through my window if this somehow gets close in the last few minutes, g’night y’all
[throws banana]
No one heard the banana coming because of the 3D-printed suppressor.
Time to call it a season Chargers.
Time to relocate further north. Maybe Santa Barbara?
Herbert got hit so hard there he thinks he’s Trent Green.
“lol who the fuck is that?”
-Trent Green
The classics never get old.
the chargers are what you get when you order the bills on temu
Herbert just died
-Mrs. Hoover, explaining to the bank why she’s emptying out all her accounts
I think I’ll just read how this game ends in Hippo Thoughts, I just don’t give a shit about this game.
Tomorrow, I’m going to work up a Jaguras season recap to post in the future.
Later, Taters.
Trust me, I only saw about half, know I didn’t miss anything, and still know the Clippers lost.
What sad, pathetic excuse of a franchise.
not that shocking that such a great weekend of football is ruined yet again by the chargers
“Somewhere, on a stretch of road in a town you’ve never heard of, there’s a Chevy truck. And the person who drives it, well that’s a Chevy person. You probably know one. Your buddy. Your sister. The ones who always show up, for ICE. They don’t need laws to get going, they’re the first to demean people of color, to spit shine fascist boots, the last to pick up a book and learn. They all have that little extra… ignorance. The confidence to being completely wrong about basic facts and never admitting it.
Chevy.”
Is that a touch-down?
Come on home, Chargers. You’re badly in need of a nap.
i hear michigan is gonna hire again in a few years, jim
Dagger
What the heck is a “Touchdown”?
Boltmen are perennial underachievers. I blame the lack of a supportive home environment caused by shitty parenting/ownership
Purple tomato juice?
Fumble-roski!
That was a fumble Cris
Patriots should be sponsored by Chipolte instead because Booty is very explosive this game
Dunkin’ Donuts sucks and has since they stopped making the doughnuts fresh at each location.
You want good doughnuts in New England get yourself to the Worcester, MA area and find you a Rocco’s Doughnuts.
I havent had Roccos but can confirm dunks is now sub par.
They show up at Treehouse occasionally.
Sounds kinda ethnic. “Youse want marinara-filled?”
That Fruity Pebbles one looks like a mathematically rendered 3-D torus of diabetes.
I’ve had it.
Herbert’s throwing accuracy seems to leave a lot to be desired.
These throws aren’t even close.