Would You Like More Banana With That Cake?

I want more! Not sure yesterday can be topped but to be fair the NFL has done this before.

To The Game!

Bills/Jags:

-What does one do when one wants both teams to win?

-I’d certainly like Josh to get to a Super Bowl and his window has never been more wide open than this year. He deserves it. (the defense? Not so much)

-As for Jax this would be a complete waste of a 13 win season were they to bow out in the first round. But if Lawrence has turned a corner in his play (I have some doubts) then they’ll be back again.

-Them Jags are favored by 1.5 which means Vegas feels this is a dead heat.

-So interested to see what is going to happen in the trenches when Buffalo takes the field. Their rush game is the very best in the NFL but Jax has the #1 rush defense in the league. The latter didn’t allow a single running back to run for over 75 yards.

-Though he’s 7-6 overall postseason Josh has done his part with 33 total scores (including a TD catch!) and a mere 4 INT’s.

-Etienne has been effective overall but hasn’t rushed for 100+ since waaay back in late September. As has been noted several times, the Bills have been extremely generous to opposing ball carriers, allowing 150 on the ground seven times.

-You may want to keep an eye on kicker Matt Prater who has been listed as questionable with a quad ouchie. I’ll assume the backup is the punter.

-Buffalo has lost 8 straight road playoff games, their last win going all the way back to 1992.

Have at it.

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yeah right

Prison Girlfriend dropped the soap!

blaxabbath

::Attacks::

-Aaron Hernandez

ballsofsteelandfury

New thread is up!

blaxabbath

I feel like broadcasting a commercial through vibe.co is the way Homer Simpson got up his first Mr Plow ad.

(Back on Forensic Files channel. Romo can go to hell for his part in this Melania bullshit. But he’s no different than any failure-but-TEXAS fuckup that is raising children by this generation of makeup’d corporate mouthpiece and their checked out ‘mothers’.)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s a CBS-Paramount-Bari Weiss thing. It’s their own product, so they are going to shill like crazy for it every chance they get. And Tony’s a company man; he won’t object.

blaxabbath

#LALocalGossip

Petronel

Erin, girl, you don’t have to wear the whole pack of wolves at once. One will suffice.

Horatio Cornblower

I gotta say, the older I get and the less flexible, and the poorer my eyesight, the more trimming my toenails becomes a goddamn event.

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Doktor Zymm

Once you get old enough it’s covered by health insurance

ArmedandHammered

After having seen what podiatrists have to deal with, I have become more meticulous in my foot care.

ballsofsteelandfury

Good man!

– R. Ryan

yeah right

I’m beginning to think a pedicure is the way to go.

My vision is horrible.

Horatio Cornblower

We go live to the Lemonjello residence, where Lemonjello is preparing to address the NFL about the officiating…

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LemonJello

“Lady LemonJello, I’m just going to run out and pick up some milk.”

Over NFL HQ:

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King Hippo

excellent game, letdown last minute (like last Black Panthers gasp)

Doktor Zymm

That ending was maybe 1.3 bananas but NAWT enough for a cake

ballsofsteelandfury

Pie?

Doktor Zymm

A small banofee pie I think

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s My (Former) Raider!

/that’s assuming White didn’t touch it, but he probably did.

Spur

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Gumbygirl

Shit.

Horatio Cornblower

That’ll do, Jags.

That’ll do.

BeefReeferLives

The photoshoppery is a bit crude, but this captures the vibe in the Chicagoland area, I imagine…

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LemonJello

Welp. Fuck.

LemonJello

Bandana gets put away until next season.

SonOfSpam

Sorry about that, great season.

Doktor Zymm

Y’all will be back, this was good playoff experience

Mr. Ayo

Well, that was anti-climatic

ArmedandHammered

But so on brand for the Jags.

Redshirt

…maybe that’s why Lawrence wasn’t throwing the ball to Jacobi Meyers.

Gatoraids

got more unemployment suits than Jacobi Meyers

Brocky

Trevor Lawrence pulled a josh allen, against Josh allen!

Petronel

WELP

Spur

sad jag noise

Gumbygirl

Oh I don’t like this. Keep that timeout.

fleshwound_NPG

a full minute to go and a kicker with 70 yard potential, not TOO bad a scenario

King Hippo

I wondered whether they’d have the balls to take a knee on first down. I woulda.

LemonJello

Nah, fuck the refs with Trumps syphilitic dick

fleshwound_NPG

let them score jags

fleshwound_NPG

buffalo shoulda kneeled on 1st down to bleed 30 seconds

Redshirt

You have to let them score here, right?

WCS

Kind of like that.

Horatio Cornblower

One of these days we’re going to have a play where the defense stands aside but the offense just stands these and refuses to move forward as time runs out.

On that day the NFL will shrink into a singularity, destroying humanity.

And I, for one, can’t wait.

Redshirt

Tush Push has evolved into the Snow Plow.

King Hippo

Poor fucking Jags

Brocky

Lol that was awesome

Doktor Zymm

That was the pushiest tush push ever!

Redshirt

HA!

Horatio Cornblower

They have to get rid of these moving pile things. This isn’t rugby.

Doktor Zymm

It IS a closely related offshoot of rugby that only became a distinct game around 130 years ago though. In 1880 the rules were based off the rules for rugby union and changed slowly until the legalization of the forward pass

Horatio Cornblower

You and your goddamn “facts”

LemonJello

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Petronel

Hey, I thought the season of giving was over…

Horatio Cornblower

“Generous spot” is a weird way to pronounce “atrocious spot”

Redshirt

If Josh Allen doesn’t win it all with Burrow, Jackson and Mahomes not in the playoffs, it may not ever happen.

LemonJello

Any chance of us getting one of those classic Josh Allen tries too hard pickerceptions here?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Of course halfway through the fourth quarter of a back-and-forth game is when the Dr. Mrs. demands that we replace the old rug on the patio.

King Hippo

Would you just let them score now? It crossed my mind.

Horatio Cornblower

Not with Allen’s potential for doing something dumb at the worst possible moment.