I want more! Not sure yesterday can be topped but to be fair the NFL has done this before.
To The Game!
Bills/Jags:
-What does one do when one wants both teams to win?
-I’d certainly like Josh to get to a Super Bowl and his window has never been more wide open than this year. He deserves it. (the defense? Not so much)
-As for Jax this would be a complete waste of a 13 win season were they to bow out in the first round. But if Lawrence has turned a corner in his play (I have some doubts) then they’ll be back again.
-Them Jags are favored by 1.5 which means Vegas feels this is a dead heat.
-So interested to see what is going to happen in the trenches when Buffalo takes the field. Their rush game is the very best in the NFL but Jax has the #1 rush defense in the league. The latter didn’t allow a single running back to run for over 75 yards.
-Though he’s 7-6 overall postseason Josh has done his part with 33 total scores (including a TD catch!) and a mere 4 INT’s.
-Etienne has been effective overall but hasn’t rushed for 100+ since waaay back in late September. As has been noted several times, the Bills have been extremely generous to opposing ball carriers, allowing 150 on the ground seven times.
-You may want to keep an eye on kicker Matt Prater who has been listed as questionable with a quad ouchie. I’ll assume the backup is the punter.
-Buffalo has lost 8 straight road playoff games, their last win going all the way back to 1992.
Have at it.
jags on pace for more than 160 rushing yards, probably should keep doing that rather than prison girlfriend throwing to nobody
tuten is averaging 12.8 yards! keep doing that! not the other thing!
Coach: “But…but…that’s not what we practiced and scripted!”
Allen is to chronic what Burrow is to acute
Josh Allen is what Joe Burrow’s playing style would be if he had a better offensive line and didn’t have all those injuries and hits as a result. Without the experience and memory of the pain and rehab, he plays not reckless but fearless.
it was so obvious in hindsight that cbs would become fox-lite, with all the cop shows all these years
and now they have rights to the ultimate far right cultural signifier (UFC)
Allen is taking arrows to the knee every other play
“Shoot lower, dammit!”
-Paris
This is a really damned good football game. Physical af.
we gotta be kissin some titties soon at this rate
Ray Davis, workin’ out some kinks.
You can see his shadow under the shin. Fuck you Jeem and Romo, that’s a first down.
Nance and Romo can stop fellating Buffalo any fucking time now.
“Gotta fellate somebody!” – Tony Romo, trying to get over the fact that Patrick Mahomes is done playing for the season
(We also would have accepted Cris Collinsworth)
Objection: We will never accept Cris Collinsworth.
They will once Buffalo reaches the Resolution Phase.
Sexual Response Cycle: Order, Phases & What To Know
Is there a delay of challenge penalty?
yea, there is no need for prison girlfriend to throw a single pass after this drive
like a trip to taco bell at 2am the bills cannot stop the runs
Dysentery has always given the Empire trouble! Let us hope that James Cook picked up some mercurous chloride to cleanse his system just in case he encounters it!
Oh sweet baby Jebus! An Andy Reid! (Turnover)
https://youtube.com/shorts/hwG7DIvthKs?si=eAmlgQSsscQeSMIG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDVp22DytbE&t=1s
My word! These troublesome Jaguras have conjured up the spirit of the Egyptian Pharaoh Tuten-khamun to propel them through to the next round. Empire builder James Cook will not be upstaged!
Imagine if they had Amun-Ra [St. Brown]! (And if Osiris was still playing…)
“They’re gonna give it to Strange…”
giving it to strange is why urban meyer got fired, ppl forget that
My silent prayer to our goddess SHAN’KHLOR was not answered. This time…
I’m guessing Shan’hklor is sleeping in after last night
Jax had its two fattest guys roll over Josh as he went to the ground. That’s good stratergization!
In prison they call that a “smore”
…kissin titties time?
Whoopsie doodle. There’s our prison girlfriend, giving it up to a man who usually plays for the other team.
Prison Girlfriend’s contraband was intercepted by the guards.
Goddammit, Prison Girlfriend.
For all who wish to reflect on the career of Bob Weir and don’t feel like listening to “Truckin'” on repeat, might I humbly present what I feel is one of the most spectacular of Grateful Dead jams; 6/28/74 Boston Garden – “Weather Report Suite > Dark Star Jam > Your Mind Has Left Your Body Jam > U.S. Blues”. It’s a well-worn gem in the Deadhead community, is perfectly recorded, and allows the listener to clearly discern the work of all three guitar players. Bobby and Billy (drummer) drive this jam’s intensity and lay out runway after runway for Garcia to take off from, and he delivers every time. Enjoy, and rest in peace, Bob Weir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqps4ZfsKWU
He wrote Sugar Magnolia. That’ll do, Bob. Sunshine daydream!
For a laugh, listen to it while looking at the shower gif below. They compliment each other hypnotically.
Good stuff. I’ve been searching 15 years for a version of Terrapin Station that’s damn perfect to my ears. It’s got to be in one of the Dick’s Picks but I just can’t find it.
This is the first one that came to mind. It came off volume 10: 12/29/77- Winterland, SF. Hope you find it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdWrBFFg5Js&list=PLjsozGxbdaq4_QadCADw6WsKmipo5id2o&index=20
caleb’s statline last night: 24-48 (50%), 361 yards, 2 TDs, 2 INTs
also, 60% of his passes were at or beyond the first down marker, 2nd highest rate this year among QBs
we have a new dragon unleashed
why didn’t Diggs stop this from happening?
bills really remind me of those 80s broncos: a big, mobile qb saves a mediocre team. on repeat.
TOO SOON, Abed!!!
Found a funny:
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
trying REALLY HARD not toput the a/c on. Fuck’s sake, it;s JANUARY
Dr. Redshirt prescribes ice cream.
Open the windows
Hippo did that last night and it got worse. Was it somehow also HUMID??
Is Josh Allen gonna turn into a fire-god?!? And get the Bills a W??
We shall see.
Hope this game is Rockingggg!!!!
I woke up to a hundred versions of this in my inbox this morning. Sports fandom is stupid and hurtful and I need it.
DUUUUVVVVVAALLLL!!!!
*hits meth pipe*
Matt Prater? Also the DRUNKEST kicker in the league
I know who his favorite coach might be…
Is that prison code for “pass the booger sugar”?
$50 says the Williams kid eats it
Best to get those picks out of your system.
Oh lawd, here we go Duval.
today, we’uns all Jason Mendoza
THIS GUY FERNANDO I CALL HIM JASON BECAUSE HE IS A MENDOZA FROM FLORIDA WHO IS BEING SENT TO THE BAD PLACE.
And the falling away throw from The Williams to Oduze was RoCkiNggggg!!!! 💯😳
https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3mc4ngqa3ds2d
Someone on Reddit pointed out that he’s like the Sundance Kid and I think that would be a fantastic nickname for him.
He manages to have a full character arc every game which is impressive and a sure fire way to keep a (movie) franchise going
Matt Ryan reallyis the Whitest man who ever lived.
I’d refute that, but compared to Ryan, I’m Barry White.
He is mighty whitey.
Jags or Bills, both likable teams. Am rooting for the Jags, so the Bills can fire their coach
The nephew is applying for a high school head coaching gig. Think he’s got a shot to land it.
His first time in full charge of a program.
Pretty cool.
I’ve been following JaguarGator9 on the YooToobs since his start, pre-COVID. His channel helped me through the divorce. I’m thrilled he’s having the success he’s earned and deserved.
My best friend’s wife is a diehard Bills fan, and they live next door. That’s one of life’s twists of fate; it wasn’t planned or designed, life just played out that way.
One of them is going to be devastated in a few hours. I may be on the phone if DUUUVVVALLLL continues Western New York’s misery right here in Yinzburgh, when the house next door is burning down.
Hahah still wild that the Bears won last night
That WAS ROCKING!!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KxT1UxLAy8o&pp=ygUKdG9tIGdyb3NzaQ%3D%3D
*still gotta find a pic of packers WR Watson upside down flying into the end zone with the ball flying out of his hands lmao
The Packers shit the bed so bad last night the Amazon algorithm added stain remover to everyone’s recommendation
Morning Folks
Liam Coen’s resting face is “just walked in on you masturbating”
“Can’t wait for the Bills game.”
“Youngest Fozz has practice.”
“So . . .”
“I need you take him.”
Practice is an hour away from our home. starts at 2.
Radio broadcast is your friend
Westwood One rocks!
I thought about just staying in the car liistening to the Rams game yesterday, but I left my cat and the SIL’s cats alone in the house. I might have come back to carnage.
It’s like your wife has never even heard of hitchhiking before.
I’ve got Arizona bball downing TCU on rerun in the background this morning.
Given what we know about Texans, I feel comfortable calling them the Fake Christian Univeristy Horned Frogs.
“Show me where in the bible it says you shouldn’t covet and then steal Venezuela’s oil. Come on, show me! I’ll wait…”
This is probably the day’s most interesting tilt, in my view. You could go on and on and on looking at all the various angles and subplots.
I think the Clips and Tomsulas are too beat-up-to-shit to muster much of a challenge.
Reminder that Hippo is ALWAYS wrong.
Bengals fans to Packers fans:
That’s gotta be the greatest comeback in Bears history, right? Does anything else even come close?
Buddy Cole: “I dunno, I’ve seen lots of Bears with cum on their backs”
Easily, it could have been a 3 point deficit and playoffs + Packers would have done it
Just learned that after the Packers loss the Cowboys will have 2 picks in the top 20. They’ll screw it up of course but there’s also the Idiot Blind Racist Octogenarian Squirrel possibility as well.
They’re going to draft two more O-linemen named Tyler, then be surprised when it doesn’t work out.
just start drafting Defense players named Tyler
It would probably work out better if he didn’t look at the draft prospects or their stats or play and just drafted by how they smelled (which I assume is what blind squirrels do)
Then he’s definitely not drafting any black men
That’s how you end up with Barret Robbins on your team.
Cause he’s a nut, you see.
Richie Incognito
Gazing at Monte Levant today sure beat watching that dick dance last night. But well played Chicago, way to hang in there and finish.
This is going to be an interesting game. Probably the only game I’m really looking forward to watching all the way through.