TGIF! It’s Friday the 13th again? That seems like 4 months straight. Just kidding, it was only last month. February does things like that.
Word Count Filler Time
We don’t post nudes pictures here, but we can talk about it. Here’s a few quotes from famous folks on nudity.
“Take off all of your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, and terrified citizens will phone the police and report: ‘There’s a naked person outside!'” — Mike Nichols
“On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.” — Dilbert (now cancelled)
“I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown is far more sexy than two naked bodies in bed.” — Bette Davis (and Hippo)
“I’ve posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin’s ‘Thinker,’ but I merely looked constipated.” — George Bernard Shaw
“I can’t bear being seen naked. I’m not exactly a tiny woman. When Sophia Loren is naked, this is a lot of nakedness.” — Sophia Loren
“And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.” — Genesis 2:25
“I used to sleep nude — until the earthquake.” — Alyssa Milano
“What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognized the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful that the garment with which it is clothed?” — Michelangelo (not the turtle)
“My school colors were clear. We used to say ‘I’m not naked, I’m in the band.'” — Steven Wright
“When you’ve seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault, you know why clothes exist.” — Stephen Fry
“I think onstage nudity is disgusting, shameful, and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic, and progressive religious experience.” — Shelley Winters
“There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.” — Agnes Repplie
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So… that was interesting…
First storm mode of 2026. Severe winds in Yinzburgh, like 75 mph gusts. A normal day, we will get maybe eight or nine calls “in the hole.” That’s where there more incoming calls than operators available. The most I’ve ever been a part of was 71 or 72, two years ago.
We hit 78 at least twice earlier. That’s what I saw. It could’ve been more, and I didn’t see. It was utter chaos, but I will state that time didn’t seem to lag.
Weirdly enough, it didn’t get this crezzy during the SNOWMAGEDDON a couple months ago. The real “fun” is just starting, too. Cleaning this mess up will be… not my problem, at least.
How are yinz?
Yeah, wind can cause real chaos. I remember a while back they had to shut down a couple blocks of Chicago along with a bridge because shit was blowing off a highrise construction site
Windy in Chicago? I’ll be damned…
Huh. My assumption of daily calls is apparently way too low. Although I think my guess is closer if the calls were filtered for actual emergencies.
We’re looking at a foot or so Sunday into Monday. I’m thrilled
Tell me more about this foot.
-R Ryan.
Me too.
– D. Favre
Today I learned that growing wheat for personal use is legally interstate commerce!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wickard_v._Filburn
GWS game in about an hour WOOOOOO
WOOOO Love early AFL games!
Spring has sprung in my neck of the woods. It was 9 degrees Celsius and sunny a few days ago, there was a dead baby deer on the highway yesterday and my wife called me today warning me of a series of three foot snowdrifts on our back road. [sighs]
I had to “work” from home today due some “snowfall.”
My kiddo told me the same thing.
Down here it was almost 90.
Stupid time of year.
Big 12 Conference robbed us of a perfect meme by chickening out of the LED court:
Here’s Brick looking rakish in his Ayo-inspired driving gloves accessorized with a red-trim G-Shock on a red-trim Velcro NATO strap, plus an Old Navy fireproof Kevlar sweatshirt.
$10 prize if you can identify the car
$100 prize if you can identify the intersection
$1000 if you identify the driver’s middle name
No idea on the car.
19th and K NW?
Danger
Blazer-esque
Subaru Outback
Main and First
DangeUr
Small pickup truck
Down at the end of Lonely Street
Motherfuckin’
PT Cruiser
Clark and Belmont
Trick question, “Brick Meathook” is a mononym
Kia Forte
21 and Lewis
Jasper
Btw, “not the turtle” made me LOL. Literally.
Alyssa makes a very good point. That’s the only reason I don’t sleep naked.
I’ve put some thought into this and I’ve decided that I can just grab my red panda bathrobe on the way out. It buttons. I’ve also been meaning to put a change of clothes in my car and my emergency backpack that’s by the door
“Oh girl, seriously? Red Panda bathrobes are more of a Midwest tornado accoutrement.”
-some fashion influencer, probably
RED PANDA 4EVER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSB4O_p6pxw
And FWIW, she’s still at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2qT841r-I
Every Californian (and everyone, really) should have a “bug-out bag” containing: three days of food/water, clean clothing, basic first aid and prescriptions, Leatherman-style tool, phone-charging gear, pistol with ammo, 2-way radio, extra batteries, porno mags, extra socks, $100 in small denominations, silver dollars, airplane-size booze, marijuana with a bowl, plus some other stuff.
Good list but do they even make porno mags anymore?
I’m pretty sure they do. I may have to visit a certain liquor store tomorrow to verify this.
and jackin lotion
And this ashtray. That’s all I need.
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Wait. The Browns were going to get SOMETHING for Watson and backed out?!?
They are bigger morons than we all thought…
this is on the level of Cult/Cure, well done
If there was still any question about the Leafs playoff chances, they just popped like Auston Matthews MCL.
There’s a war going on in the Mideast, the price of fuel has skyrocketed but I’ve an inkling what the lead story on CBC News is going to be tonight.
I, for one, support Canada bombing Radko Gudas immediately.
It’s not a war, it’s a “little excursion”.
-DJT at the golf course.