No doubt everybody has had that dream, where they are in the office, going about a mundane day’s work.  Then, all of a sudden, one comes to realize that one is doing all this…buck ass nekkid.  It’s not a pleasant feeling, even after one realizes “it was only a dream, Bobby Ewing LIVES!”

Welcome to the Spring 2026 Spurs Experience.

Having white-knuckled through a few harrowing Evertonian escapes…this just sucks.  You lie in bed, staring at an empty wall.  You don’t dare close yoiur eyes, nor get up and do sommet to distract oneself.  You just live in the horrible, terrifying present.  Existential stuff, this.

But maths usually rides to the rescue, whether one deserves it or not.  The average neutral may think”Spurs deserve to go down” – but they are still only at 18% odds, as of this writing.  Not that much worse off than Leeds (7%) who nobody even mentions as possible relegation fodder.  WHam! (UK) remain in the gimp suit (despite their good form), just below 50/50.  The computers have thought all along, and think still, that it will almost surely be the Hammers or the Robins Hood joining Wolves and Boo-urnley in the Valley of the Damned.

But…dare to dream.  You need something to occupy your mind while you watch King’s Afrikan Water Pistols take 3 minutes over a corner kick.  Speaking of, they get Surely Missing Europe Everton this week (1:30, Peacock).  Such a treat for the class.  Afterwards, you get Wham! (UK) against City of Men (4:00, ??).  NBC’s scheduler is wonky as fuck.  Just flip around until you find it, shit be on somewhere (USA, NBC, Peacock).

No fixtures before ELEVEN, which is just cruel.  But such is our timeline.