Eight days to Opening Night! It’s a little strange that the last preseason week now gives almost two weeks before the season starts, because I guess isn’t the season still an extra week between preseason, season, and postseason. The important things:
Let’s see who got cut!
-Like the P*ts quarterbacks! Bailey Zappe and Malik Cunningham are cut which means The Legend of White Mac is the only QB on the roster.
–Still on the PUP List: Von Miller, who will miss the first 4 games of the season.
-Feel free to pen in Damar Hamlin for CPOY, as he made the 53-man roster. (He’s currently at -285.)
Here’s the full list of roster cuts and keeps.
-The Packers attempted to trade for Jonathan Taylor. They still may want to trade for him although he is on the reserve-PUP list and will miss the first four games. (The trade deadline is October 31st.)
-Joe Burrow is not practicing, though Zac Taylor said it’s not for contract reasons.
-NFL-adjacent (because it’s JV), but ESPN is talking about how Deion Sanders hopes that the loosened transfer portal will pay dividends as people line up to play with “Coach Prime.” Basically, everyone transferred to Colorado from somewhere this past year because they don’t have to sit out a year, and also a whole bunch of students transferred out, as JV Footy becomes more properly JV.
What’s on?
Live from New York, it’s tennis! (U.S. Open coverage on ESPN and ESPN2 starting at 7)
GAMBLOR SPECIAL: Central American Cup
CSD Comunicaciones (Guatemala) vs. Herediano (Costa Rica) (10:00, FS2)
There’s football soon!
*skims the lower than usual number of comments
*realizes browsing darknet AFV listings is more fun
*sods off again
My phones battery power is at 69… hey hey… 69!
Nice
sorry…molto bene
The main road in Detroit airport is “John Dillinger Drive” which is a fine tribute to a great American hero.
That’s so Detroit.
Speaking of traveling to Turkmenistan, tonight is my last night in D.C. I came here for ten days and ended up staying for two months.
I fly out at 6 AM for – – – Detroit! I had it booked all along. I want to see the Henry Ford Museum, Greenfield Village, and the big River Rouge factory complex. Originally I had it scheduled for two days with no car, but now I’ve extended it to three days and rented a car so I can go explore all the shit holes.
Have fun and get some pizza! Motown museum also worth a visit
According to Steve Perry, South Detroit is historic.
I want to see shit like this:
Have you been to Gary?
I drove through it once.
Glitter?
Indiana, much worse
Going to a bar in a former chapel shortly, so if I burst into flames, that’s probably why.
I’m unconvinced of the fire powers of most modern monotheist gods. Unless it’s a Zoroastrian chapel you’ll be fine
Been fairly successful at distracting myself from hating everything over the past couple days. Saturday and Sunday in Chicago will probably suck, but then I’ll be off to Turkmenistan
Oh come on, now you’re just making up countries.
I just got back from Idontgiveafuckistan
That is the home of my ancestors, which is why my family is poor.
Why haven’ they changed it to Turkwomenistan yet smh
Because then they could never visit Florida
I want to know how you got a visa for Ashgabat. North Korea is about as easy to get into.
Same way as for Iran, authorized tour group manages the letter of invitation process
I’m glad you’re feeling better, or at least faking it like a boss!
Oh I am a master (mistress?) at faking it. I recently went back and read my facebook posts from the worst year of my life and if I didn’t know better I would swear I was happy that whole time
Gurpgork?
https://youtu.be/45jPe-63nk0?si=VmhPfwEreKxYPiAy
Useful vocab!
Only having one QB on the roster? I hope they go into the season like that.
Hello everyone
10th row. We are early.
And we’re at the correct show, smartasses!.
WED AUG 30 2024
Enjoy. Tell Gumby if he doesn’t get you awkwardly, and dangerously, up on his shoulders we’ll be disappointed.
Oh fuck that. He would drop me right on the row in front of us. I can see just fine thankyougodbless!
As is the way of our people.
Are you two crazy kids coming to Vegas?
I doubt it. Gumby has a heart procedure right before, it’s not a crazy one, but it’s still surgery on his heart. We don’t know how long the recovery will be.
Well, hopefully he recovers super quickly and we can get you on a plane 🙂
THIS!
I hope the doctors are able to cult him.
I’m Counting Crows on it!
Enjoy 10CC
I soooo want ANYONE to snap up Zappe and Cunningham on waivers just to jam it up Belichick’s ass.
He’s on the P*ts practice squad, so that didn’t happen unfortunately.
I wonder how the Gumbys are doing at the Black Crows concert…
Probably the Black Craws from Shreveport, I think that they are a zydeco band.
Holy shit! Futurama did it!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/23675250/inventor-suicide-booth-sarco-pod-three-questions-suffocating/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sunyoutubestories
Racing vs. Boca getting testier than the Liberator
Been a great game.
Holy shit! Simpsons did it!!
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/skorea-president-eats-seafood-lunch-amid-concern-over-japan-water-release-2023-08-28/
I’ll just leave this right here:
https://www.liberator.com/lovgun.html
[Looks over glasses]. Hmm. I prefer my therapy massager with more scrotum, thank you.
This year’s Clubhouse Christmas prize?
I’ll bring the D cells!
Is the Christmas party in Philly this year? I can make it this time!
It’s not solar-powered? That’s half the fun!
Not enough power
Lovgun – the wallet obliterator!
I’m thinking you could make one from a sawzall from Harbor Freight and a pool noodle from Dollar General. Leaves you enough cash for a year’s supply of Kentucky jelly and a fancy dinner for two at Texas Roadhouse.
I hate that no one anymore would have the gumption, yes I used the word gumption, to respond like this anymore. The first letter sounds like someone trying to set up a lawsuit. 1974 must have been a slow year for ambulance chasers.
Honorary captain of the Literal Police
No way that’s real?
Typo on “187” is a ded giveaway smh
Is that a Lay’s or a Pringles?
Whoops, Ruffles not Lay’s as Ruffles has ridges.
I think the bigger issue is the bra strap tan line.
Wait, I think that’s a strap, not a tan line. What a compelling individual.
I thought it was from where they taped the saran wrap over the tat to keep the chip fresh and crisp.
South America Liberty Cup! Argentinian derby! Racing v Boca. The stadiums are 2 miles apart.
8 days!!! 😃 Unbelievable
Get off me!
/tries to shake from back Real Life monkey
I’m just hunkering down here in Phoenix trying to stay safe from that hurricane.
And if you think there’s no risk and i should otherwise be doing something priductive, I can just pull up my sharpie and correct you.
High pressure grindin’!
We were ahead of our time, adopting JV NFL nomenclature. I wonder if The Legend of White Mac is making #LoneOverseer trend.