Sexy Friday – 20240209

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Survival – Personal Edition

Let’s say you’re driving a little eagerly and are about to roll your car. Here’s how to survive that.

• Once the vehicle is about to roll, pull your feet away from the pedals and tuck them near the seat to prevent having your ankles broken.
• Remove your hands from the steering wheel. As the car rolls over to its wheels again, it will send a lot of feedback through the wheel and could hurt your wrist and thumbs.
• Cross your arms on your chest and grip your clothing. This will prevent your hands from flying out the window and getting severed.
• Once the vehicle stops rolling, brace yourself with your feet and count to sixty to make sure the rolling is actually over. Then let go of your clothing and let one of your arms dangle. This will let you know which way is up.
• Once oriented, use that free hand to check for injuries. If you find any injuries, stay put as trying to move will only hurt you more.
• If you are not injured, use that free hand to fully brace yourself. Make sure your feet and free hand can fully support your weight, then unbuckle your seat belt.
• Now get out of the car. Check if the car doors open first. If not, try to roll down the windows. Lastly, use a metal object to break the glass.
• Once out, get away from the vehicle as there may be a fuel leak and you don’t want to be around that.

There you go! Call the insurance company and get to car shopping.

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Survival – Species Edition

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