Please note that when those words are uttered it usually means the person who said it had fucked up and made some sort of rookie mistake, and are either A) using that statement as a crutch to be beyond reproach or B) mocking themselves for doing something dumb. Normally it depends on how well you know the person. Most of the time with my friends it’s B. Or with me. Like forgetting to use the school printer to print out music for a party the next day when the contractor (who is also your partner and you can see the stress that’s been on their face and body and everything else for the last two weeks as they’re just barely on the verge of saying “fuck it”) is counting on you.

Which is to say, I’m a professional! And that’s why I’m doing a quick “I guess this is sort of a Senor in the City category” Wumbo post on the bus, between going from my class’s group concert (I am very proud of them) to *checks notes* sing in a choir because my best friend asked me nicely and also she’ll throw a couple bucks my way, plus I’m playing Midnight Mass there.

But hey, I had a great country solo in “Let It Snow,” so it worked out!

(It was not country.)

In non-linked news, condolences on anyone who took the over on David Montgomery’s rushing yards for the year. 775 for a 775.5 O/U heading to this week is great… if not for the MCL tear that claimed his season.

QAaron continues with the hottest takes from 2021 about asking about people’s vax status.