
Another golf double-header for me this weekend. I played in a tournament today and I’ve got another one tomorrow. Today’s tourney was a standard scoring type while tomorrow’s is a unique format I’ve never played: A one-man scramble. Apparently, you get to hit every shot twice (except you can only do that for tee shots on three holes on the front and three on the back) and pick your best to play from. That should come in handy in case of fuckups. I’ll let you know how that goes…
So, aside from weird golf formats, what is there to talk about?
Current Events
This week was a short week at work thanks to the Presidents Day holiday in the US. We dared to look at the calendar and were bummed to see that there are no more holidays until Memorial Day in May. I plan on taking many vacation days. I can’t do full months any more. No patience for it.
I’m progressing on my goals at a satisfactory pace. I’ve completed all the reading and I’m now doing extra credit. Also, one of the people I’ve mentored was recently promoted. More promotions may be coming in May.

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Sports Update
The matchups for the next Knockout Round of the Champions League are set. Your two-legged ties are:

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Steelers Update
The Steelers signed a right end that used to play for the Chargers.

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In this space, I will tell you what I’m drinking as I type this post. Today’s drink is: Monster Energy Ultra Blue Hawaiian Zero Sugar. I think Monster has finally figured out that the Ultra flavours are the way to go. They keep bringing out new ones and they’re all delicious.
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Your weekly Psych gif:
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Your weekly hot girl pic:
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Your weekly music video:
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One last thing:
Brocky posted this the other day and it’s so wonderful I felt it needed more exposure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO_3Qgib6RQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzy7JaU2Zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ujRpbMRVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEMm7gxBYSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M43wsiNBwmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPh7y_KkyjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R723w9CWkX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITidiBe-0T0
Keep after those goals Balls. Be well, she would want no less.
Where do I double upvote the Diora Baird on Psych gif?
So, good times…
https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/steve-smith-sr-at-center-of-wild-social-media-accusations.html
1) yer mom
2) trans immigrant hockey league
3) bear traps in the couch cushions at the Naval Observatory
4) yer mom again
5) brain worm ketamine death match
Hard to believe that this is real.
Well since you are not authorized to see the classified ones, I only have 12 for you.
Danny Gatton
(1945-1994)
https://ibb.co/hJkYsCQx
I would totally watch this
I don’t know why this one popped in my head, but it did, and I’m glad!
https://youtu.be/lM7H0ooV_o8?si=sQNrULXattXw2bl5
I swear to fuck, it was almost 2 years before I learned the lyric wasn’t “everybody needs a pussy for a pillow.“
Name five better 90’s movies than Go. You can’t!
/seriously, I would be impressed if anybody could name even one.
That was weird – originally the page loaded with the above video as the one from Go.
THIS RIKKI I CALL HIM TRENT GREEN BECAUSE HE’S SPOUTING OFF NONSEQUITIRS AND EVERYTHING SEEMS STATUS QUO ANTE
The Big Lebowski
Pulp Fiction
Goodfellas
Fargo
Fear and Loathing
/never seen Go
How the hell have you never seen Go?!?
You need to rectify that, sir
Those are all arguably better movies than Go, but only Pulp Fiction could make a claim to be a better 90’s movie than Go.
Oh, I think I did see that, just don’t really remember it
WTF is Go? Never even heard of it.
Wait, seriously?!?
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0139239/
This is a myth. Can’t believe you folks fell for it.
Private club, Detroit
I walked past those two mooks, I entered the premises, and I said “I thought I smelled sheep shit.”
They really dug it.
U.S.A. / Canada border
Beneath the Detroit River
Detroit Style Pizza
Buddy’s, Dearborn Michigan
Alas I’ve only ever been to their airport.
Twice.
Detroit Airport
Romulus, Michigan
That’s such a long tunnel of colours
What does Remus’s airport look like?
Buddy does likes them deep
Henry Ford Museum
Dearborn, Michigan
Great selfie
The boy has the flu and my wife is coming down with it now so I hit up the pharmacy for tamiflu to be told it’s another half hour.
So I came to this ice cream place that is….’alt’. And they have great ice cream. So I order a scoop from the not-naturally-born-gal gal here and those powerful hands drove in and scooped me the biggest single I’ve ever gotten at an ice cream place.
This is how that San Jose State Volleyball Coach must have felt like when he saw what these…young Americans are capable of.
So i tipped enough that my appreciation was shown but not so much that the message was, “You’re so fucking hot. I’ll be in the bathroom with the graffiti.”
Bidwell’s sexuality aside, you missed out on a great handy.
Lake Saint Clair
Clair is really flat
https://youtu.be/ZbbNHdpsl8E?si=ABlYTtObLZMOLa_G
Not nice, but ok
That Arthur cartoon made me laugh so much I might be eleven.
(wonders about DM from SanduskyJ)
I saw an ad for this, I’m intrigued but not enough to pay for it.
Amazon Music’s discovery mix is on another heater – Archers of Loaf, Built to Spill, Yo La Tengo, Sebadoh, Guided By Voices…
Are you not watching the 7s?
Is Balls the president?
You would WANT to be our 51st State if I was!
If you televised SexiMexi futbol up here you could have my vote.
My platform:
-Sexy Mexy futbol on TSN.
-I will return the Quebec Nordiques to their rightful place.
-I will create one network for Maple Leafs coverage. Every other network is forbidden from discussing anything Leafs-related.
-Bikini Maple Syrup Wrestling on Saturday Nights on CBC.
-A Gently-Used Fleshlight in every basement.
CBC Saturday night is usually the Leafs, so not sure I wanna see them in bikinis
Wtf is with those skates?
They are the 1950s version of skates 2ith no TUC
And those socks, where are the shin pads?
They look kinda old timey.
This guy is maybe a bit more practical, helmet and knee/leg pads seem like a good choice
Nancy Gribble forehead.