Yeah, sorry. Not feeling it today. Nocturnes lost a heartbreaker last night (Claude Sellers went 7 2/3 shutout, then double-single-IBB, walk on a 16, shutout gone, Sellers out, Phillips in, walk, tie game. Bottom 9: single, walk-off homer, ballgame) and let’s just say things going on that I hope are just a blip. If I do talk about it later on, it means it became a problem.
Okay, what do we got in the news? Sports news, not *points to map* all this shit.
To ban or not to ban: Will the Brotherly Shove get the ax? Listen to people complain on both sides of the issue!
We’re already fucked! Aaron Glenn said the move on from Aaron Rodgers has upset some players. This team is eternally fucked, and considering Namath and Woody, WITHOUT ANYTHING ELSE EVEN, they deserve it.
The rest is just draft and trade posturing.
What’s on the telly?
Just one hockey offering late: Canuckistan the Free vs. Boycott the Monarchy (VAN vs. LAK, 10:00, TNT)
Almost caring about basketball?
FUCK EMBIID vs. Solidly in the second tier, but hard countered by the top tiers (PHI vs. NYK, 7:00, ESPN)
No Wemby so just Pals (and I guess CP3) vs. “Meowth, that’s right!” (SAS vs. HOU, 9:30, ESPN)
JV not-yet Smarch:
Patrick Chewing vs. Lowratio’s not-quite-finest (Georgetown vs. UConn, in progress, FS1)
Gaetz Kryptonite vs. War Damn Eagle (ranked #1) (Ole Miss vs. Auburn, 7:00, ESPN2)
Wolven Sort vs. “Hey, who was that guy from the mother site that was an unabashed Cuse fan?” (7:00, ESPNU)
Hopefully this crew are not future Knicks vs. “When is Senorita Weaselo’s seeing Ado there again?” (Villanova vs. Seton Hall, 8:30, FS1)
Not Texas Tech vs. Smurf Court? Please? (Utah State vs. Boise State, 10:30, FS1)
Do we care about CONCACAF?
FC Redshirt vs. *checks Google* Have we pissed off Honduras this week? If not, can I complain about how the 5 stars on their flag look like an H? (FC Cincinnati vs. Motagua, in progress, FS2)
Puget FC vs. *checks notes* Antigua’s not in Guatemala, what the hell? (Seattle vs. Antigua GFC, 10:30, FS2)
I just wanted to make this joke because of the old memes, so in your late night women’s women’s footy offerings:
S(he)Be(lie)ve(s) Cup: US vs. Japan (10:30, Peacock)
We will of course accept calling it the SBeve Cup. I have the afternoon off (no midweek gig means no midweek Wednesday makeups) so I will go home after work and go the fuck to nap. I am very sleep deprived!
And I guess maybe I’ll eat something and play Burnout. As opposed to be Burnout.
In unrelated notes, have I talked about the burner Team Momo’s on? There’s no all events vid to link to but after Momo won the Marble League they came back and won All-Stars. Talk about momomentum!
RIP
Mona from Pete & Pete?
I thought that by now, beginning a speech about X with “Webster’s Dictionary defines X as….” was such a well-known bit of hackery that nobody would do it, but apparently not!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op0St9HIsNM
US-Japan soc-her game is also on TBS so you don’t need to pay for no Peacock.
I’m gettin my tips in so I can take home the Fleshlight. Better not be new.
But the Peacock broadcast (get it?) is in español.
One of these days I will actually bring you a Fleshlight at one of our get-togethers…
Again, best not be new.
I will cherish* it forever**
*burn
**immediately
USA! USA! USA!
Oh no! We suck again!
I watched the Australia-Colombia game and the two goals I saw were both on deflections.
AFL starts in 7 days get them tips in.
Oh shit, that’s right!!
Tips are in!
You are co admin in case I die.
Fool us once TWBS!
I’ve decided Im gonna try to go to a game in Melbourne. Now who should I support?
You’re a Patriots fan married to a Giants fan.
I say Melbourne Demons.
What say you, Litre?
Eh, give him Collingwood so we can hate him.
I’ll try and actually get a BoTG done for opening round….
Are you going to the Giants-Collingwood game?
Yup!
Adam Fox on IR for the Ice Giants. Trade deadline is March 7th. I think it’s time they made like Winthorp and Billy Ray.
https://youtu.be/obAoPP1bdIM?si=g2QlF5Dcxe3CC1c_&t=13
The shih tzu is going into the groomers tomorrow, so we have to give him his first set of downers tonight
artist’s interpretation
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Quite possible the first “lolcats” meme i ever saw
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https://youtu.be/oKi34_9yT5E?si=kkjojYZS8-s9qhvP
Ah yes, the old joke that relys on mispronunciation
Actually, it’s not Shit-zoo or Sheet-zoo
The T is silent, it’s pronounced Shee-Zu
My source? A native Chinese speaker
Fun story, I crossbred a Shitsu with a Pendant. I called it a shithead!
soUrry it was right there.
I don’t need a Chinese telling me how to pronounce any word In my own language. Especially while they’re over there with that V thing the Hines Ward joke highlighted humorously/tragically.
You need to talk with him a lot too…
Holy crap Michigan state
Momo indeed has been on a tear!