Whom amongst us isn’t tired of the Broncos? And a resurgence in Oakland? Come on Universe!!!!!!
/ducks rotten tomato hurled by Hippo
//nailed by rotten egg hurled by RTD
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine, I get it. This is a marquee matchup which very well could decide the AFC West outright before is all said and done, or even with tiebreakers.
Ask me if I even care. Hint: I don’t.
OK, maybe I care a little, because I am hoping that it won’t be a game in which the suck is so bad that I want to slash my wrists by the 5 minute mark of the 1st quarter. Not to mention that the meteor still could show up so that’s always something…
Currently, the Broncos and the Raiders are both tied atop the division, along with KC which could barely get past the freaking Jags earlier today. Jeebus.
Anyway, whomever wins tonight takes a half a game lead for the top spot in the division. Whomever loses drops a half game into third. And the whole world will still hate all three of those teams regardless of how it plays out.
Sorry Phil. SMGDH.
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Denver @ Oakland
Trevor Siemian has not set the professional footballing world afire necessarily. But he’s been steady enough to give the Donks a fairly good chance at returning to playing in February. Which is frankly pretty amazing. But Derek Carr has been better for the Raiders, but no defense is going to cost them sooner or later.
The big question tonight is can Carr continue his miracle season against Denver’s defense? I kinda don’t think so. Time will tell. If the Silver and Black attack takes care of business tonight, the division is theirs to lose. Ken Stabler is impressed. Oh no, wait…he’s dead.
Jim Plunkett is impressed. (Saved It!!!!!!)
Basically, these are two teams on opposite sides of the coin in every way. But the eye test tells me that Oakland’s offense is not as stout as Denver’s defense. And that Denver’s crappy offense has a slight edge on Oakland’s crappy defense.
The equalizer might be home field for Oakland. Vegas sees that equalizer as well, thus Oakland is a -1 fav at home.
Like I said….Go Meteor!!!!!
But failing that, let’s call it…..
30-24…Denver takes over sole possession of the division at 7-2 and further solidifies their playoff picture.
Jerks.
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I mostly caught up on the last 2 TWD tonight, so they have just gone all in on being weekly torture porn and aren’t even trying to write a story with it?
I could have sworn there was a “god damn it pantera clean your room!” in there somewhere.
ah well
Am I weird for posting pictures of my kids here? None of you guys are secretly Jared on the prison library desktop, right?
You can trust us. Half of us are lawyers. 🙂
That show is an embarrassment to the part of me still tied to that stupid fucking city, but I do miss Twisters and a full green chile Disaster.
Your kids are adorable.
Thanx
F’n Westworld:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKd06s1LNik
https://flic.kr/p/NVfYYm
New Mexican confirmed
https://i.reddituploads.com/1163234276f74b358ad8ef655a360e09?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=1665dc67be0d1b00e62816470e722964
You ever have one of the moments where you know you shouldn’t buy worthless gimmick products but you kinda want to anyways?
WTF
slightly gross story time:
broke my big toe when I was a teenager royally fucked up the nailbed, and its been growing weird ever sense.
looking up ways to avoid having the Vandenbos procedure (don’t look it up, trust me) and I find this amazing gif.
fuck if it doesn’t look plausible.
Is that the one where they surgically remove a nail and carve up the area around it like they were trimming a hedge?
yep!
local anesthesia to extremities is the FUCKING WORST and I sure as hell don’t want to be wearing a fucking boot for fucking toenails…
first world problems, eh?
I had the entire weekend off, hung out with my kids and a cousin I haven’t seen in 15 years, the Lakers win twice and the Raiders snub the Broncos on national T.V. for sole possession of first. First good week since February, far as I’m concerned.
Everything’s coming up PP
http://data.whicdn.com/images/43967749/original.gif
It seems I was wise to watch Westworld instead
Yes, yes you were.
well, we made through another game guys. that’s good hustle:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/93062e4856d2318af21311832f87783f/tumblr_ndrk1rtlMV1rp0vkjo1_500.gif
can’t believe its a week after halloween. I look forward to it all year, then
*poof*
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1267874_o.gif
Now you have 51 weeks to look forward to the next one.
yeah, but inevitably, no one will put as much effort into it as I would. Not having a decent sized place sucks.
My life has received no benefit from viewing this display, yet I did it by choice.
JIZZCEPTION to ice it.
Raiders #1? Raiders #1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nHrh3EdzIs
oh look, the only confirmed pre-2014 golden state fan
Irsay looks better than I remember
Denver just can’t hang with mister cooper
DEN not even bothering with onsides kick, timeouts, or fuck it, tackling
So I’ve been watching this game on a stream off YouTube from some gamer Trumpkin kiddie who’s been blasting comedy rap during commercials (which is actually an improvement, to be honest) but is also blasting an airhorn during every scoring play, sack or pick. Plus the Trump graphics inserted in random-ass sequences.
Fuck teenage Trumpers. But also fuck me for being too lazy to find another stream, especially since it’s the only stable 1080p stream I could track down.
Don’t worry thomas, it’s not like the game is on the line or anyone could have benefited from some points.
I need to stop doing that thing where I have half of a response, then i stop, wander off, then give a complete thought as a response to the wrong comment.
Nah
A Sanders injury, something minor like tweaking his ankle, and then a 50 yard field goal would be very helpful for my FF team.
Well that was impressive.
what the fuck was that
I still see some ankle!!!!!
And I guess the school budget only allotted for five “G” patches.
She’s JV; won’t letter until her Jr year.
4, 6, 5, ah hell
It’s not like Denver was anywhere close to being in this game anyway. My Donks’ skill players could use some prevent for fantasy, at least. FUCK THIS WEEKEND
HAIL BLEERGH
Christ Blakeman sucks.