DFO Insider: Shelved for Retooling

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are hard at work. One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - is inspecting his recent manicure, occasionally frowning at imperfections.  The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is impatiently peering at a six-pack planter of seedlings. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Come on, damn you!  Hurry up

That’s My Raiders! Bye Bye Britain

EXT. THE ROYAL LONDON HOSPITAL – DAY Establishing shot. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That's My Royals [sic] is filmed on location in Belfast, [sic] England. CUT TO – INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY AMARI COOPER lies unconscious in a hospital bed.  KOLTON MILLER sits in a chair in the corner of the room, munching on a big

That’s My Raiders! Pocket Presence

EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Everybody Loves My Raiders [sic] is filmed in front of a live stereo [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of Dashboard Confessional blares throughout the house.  KOLTON MILLER sits on the couch, munching from

Raiders at the Bye: A Capital Idea!

INT. MASTER BEDROOM - NIGHT In a modern and tasteful master bedroom, a suburban couple lays comfortably in bed.  The wife - JESSICA McCLOUGHAN - is watching How to Get Away With Murder on a large television set mounted to the wall, while the husband - SCOT McCLOUGHAN - is fiddling

Whither, Raiders?

EXT. EQUESTRIAN CLUB - DAYTIME  A trio of well-dressed gentlemen sit around a patio table. Two of them - XAVIER and WINCHESTER - casually watch as several riders and horses engage in show jumping exercises, while the third - HENDRICK - is engaged in a telephone conversation, during which he says

Raiders at the Bye: Hope Springs Eternal

EXT. COUNTRY CLUB PATIO LOUNGE - DAY Three well-dressed gentlemen sit comfortably in chairs around a circular table. A splendid array of hors d'oeuvres sits in front of them. A waiter arrives with a tray of cocktails and sets them down. XAVIER: [takes a sip of his Vesper martini] Ah, bye week. HENDRICK:

How to Relate to Your Fans

It's not standard policy around [DFO] to just post other's media creations to our page and then try to pass it off as original #content. However, it would have been a desolate post to write, "Did you see that photo on the Raiders Instagram? Boy, talk about a shirt that speaks to every

Meanwhile, in Oakland…

  Editor's Note: the following conversation was inspired by (and some dialogue was lifted directly from) a discussion that took place at silverandblackpride.com about Jonathan Martin's admission of suicidal thoughts.   EXT.  OAKLAND COLISEUM PARKING LOT - MIDDAY XAVIER: ...we all wear masks from time to time to fit perceptual reality. It sounds like he never