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DFO Insider: Shelved for Retooling
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are hard at work. One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is…
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That’s My Raiders! Bye Bye Britain
EXT. THE ROYAL LONDON HOSPITAL – DAY Establishing shot. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s My Royals [sic] is filmed on location in Belfast, [sic] England. CUT…
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That’s My Raiders! Pocket Presence
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Everybody Loves My Raiders [sic] is filmed in front of…
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That’s My Raiders! The New Class (Your 2018 Oakland Raiders Preview)
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s My Ravens [sic] is filmed in front of…
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Raiders at the Bye: A Capital Idea!
INT. MASTER BEDROOM – NIGHT In a modern and tasteful master bedroom, a suburban couple lays comfortably in bed. The wife – JESSICA McCLOUGHAN…
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Your “Please God, Just Let it be Over Already” SNF Open Thread
Whom amongst us isn’t tired of the Broncos? And a resurgence in Oakland? Come on Universe!!!!!! /ducks rotten tomato hurled by Hippo //nailed by…
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Wet Hot Napa Summer: Last Night of Camp (Oakland Raiders 2016 Preview)
INT. RAIDERS TRAINING CAMP CABIN 14 – NIGHT. A pair of dark forms are supposed to be asleep in a set of bunks.…
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Whither, Raiders?
EXT. EQUESTRIAN CLUB – DAYTIME A trio of well-dressed gentlemen sit around a patio table. Two of them – XAVIER and WINCHESTER – casually…
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Raiders at the Bye: Hope Springs Eternal
EXT. COUNTRY CLUB PATIO LOUNGE – DAY Three well-dressed gentlemen sit comfortably in chairs around a circular table. A splendid array of hors d’oeuvres…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…