A Falling Out That Doesn’t Involve A Helicopter Over The Ocean? BOOOO! Your Thursday Night Open Thread

Let’s get right in there shall we? These kindergarten-level personal dynamics must be explained to the people!

Petulant Shitheads Alert:

Of course it was just a matter of time before these narcissistic users of people turned on one another. Speaking of, I give the Rodgers/Art Smith marriage-if they somehow make it out of training camp-the first four weeks of the season before it implodes in the form of snide asides, cheeky undermining and then outright vitriol.

Play It Again, Anthony:

Colts QB Richardson has a shoulder owie and it’s the same throwing shoulder injury that ended his rookie season back in 2023. We’re slowly approaching ‘chronic’ here folks. Do you think he makes it to his age 28 season? Anyway, the future’s so bright for Danny Dimes that he’s been spotted wearing shades.

Do The Right Thing:

Derek Carr tells ESPN (regarding his retirement) that taking money from them while being injured, “wasn’t the right thing to do. Besides, there’s a rumor out there that Skinny Puppy was getting back together and I needed to be available”.

Know When To Fold ‘Em:

The Lions Frank Ragnow shut it down a few days ago, citing the wear and tear on his body. This very much reminds me of Andrew Luck’s situation-the Union Army advancing in much larger numbers, only buckshot and blind hope left, a letter to Matilda in his breast pocket… Ummm, wait… No, it was the constant battle of rehabbing injuries offseason and knowing you’re going to reinjure that and suffer new ones so you were in a Mobius Strip of taking care of your body and knowing it wasn’t going to end. The Spotrac tells me that if he invests his whalebone corset futures wisely, several of his progeny will never have to shovel out a livery stable.

Go get it.