TGIF! Happy Independence Day! Try not to JPP yourself this evening. We need those fingers around so you can continue to type dick jokes here.
Word Count Filler Time
No one’s reading this but rules are rules and math never lies. So here’s the etymology on common phrases. Number 2 will shock you!
1: Give A Damn
Today this understood to mean something is quite insignificant. The origin was from England military in India during the 18th century. In India dam was a coin of little value, much like a penny.
2: Lick Into Shape
We know this phrase as meaning to get ready. This one comes from a superstition about bears. The belief was that a cub was born shapeless and that the mother and father bear used their tongues to shape that cub into proper bear like shape. This superstition lasted for a long time because anyone that actually was daring enough to witness a newborn cub never survived the encounter.
3: At First Blush
Obviously this means at first glance. And indeed that is exactly what the phrase meant when it was used in the 16th century. Back then blush wasn’t a makeup term because it didn’t exist at the time, but instead meant glimpse.
4: Cakewalk
While this now means something that’s easy, it’s origins are from something rather difficult. In the 19th century there was an African-American contest that entailed a couple to walk arm in arm. The judging was based on style and gracefulness with the winner getting a literal cake. Then the boxing world co-opted the word for an easy victory. Why and how? Well spend a few years getting punched in the face and many inane things will seem appropriate to you.
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Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
Seems like things are settling down around here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3wAHes_3U0
Was rocking out earlier, then fell into an NHL history video on the 1975 Washington Capitals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsQPPbuokOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuT5gqg23Ig
Yes, finally. My cat is happy!
Sixteen years ago today. RIP, my man.
Don’t stick something in crazy, I forget the exact verbiage.
“Don’t Stick Your Verbiage In Crazy!” is one of the Jess Franco movies I have lined up.
Wikipedia tells me, “It’s one of the very few English Professor Sex Revenge parodies that ever been written aside from Infinite Jest.
Shut up and take my money
Steve Martin is a national treasure
you mean I’mma stay this pale coloUr FOREVER??
And Canadian
America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izj2xo97D9k
or more America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R02XR4EwV0I
Really hope my neighbors don’t set the building on fire. I’m not a fan of amateur pyrotechnics. Neither is my cat.
Strange down here, we had much more (and waaaayyyyy louder) last night than tonight.
learn something everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y
If she were American she’d be the Secretary of Energy right now.
https://youtu.be/NSin47DAufU?si=76gh-E49wbAQUi_h
Three Amigos suggested? Si!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3esGD6lcMM&list=RDq3esGD6lcMM&start_radio=1
It’s jazz Friday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mABpL6VN1tg
Too bad it’s nawt stirfriday
We need Armstrongstirfriday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W232OsTAMo8
Set up extra projector in my bedroom. It’s good
Broke out the Fender and I’m serenading the fireworks.
I just broke out my Fender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COD6F_Fh5Rk
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLbfm-gcoGs
Hippo be hearing that bass grove all night now, chuh chuh
Beer that has been sitting quietly in the fridge for weeks just attacked me. So much foam. So unjustified. Smh. American beers today
You should teach it a lesson by plunging it into a vat of acid.
(by which I mean your stomach)
Good idea!
interviewing for ICE?>
Number 7 set off tonight’s fireworks, but it was no cake walk for her.
/ proof he doesn’t just look at the pictures.
// retro chick wants to check my blood pressure.
Do you ever think about your skeleton? Like how you would look moving around and how other people would look if you were all just skeletons? Would high bone density be really sexy? And ACL injuries would be totally confusing
Anyone could see straight through “Bone Spur” excuses but it wouldn’t matter anyway.
In both cases mothers would shield their children’s eyes, but in only one case would it be for shame
I guess if you’re a skeleton you don’t have to worry about your ACL.
Don’t be shy, just walk up to a skeleton and ASK!
I was just replaying all of the songs on Request Line from first to last.
That is a killer Playlist.
Princess and Duke WCS have been asleep before fireworks started.
Lil’ and Lil’er WCS are at their mom’s.
I don’t work on a major holiday that is Friday.
I don’t think I’ve had an “open” Friday night in at least a decade. It took me until now to realize that.
EDIT: My guess would be Christmas 2015
Three kids, one ex-wife, one quasi-princess, an entirely new career ago, and two Stanley Cups ago….
Well, grab a…
Bottle of water and join us!
Fluminense player jaws enough at the ref after the play he earns himself a suspension for the semifinals in a transparent audition for That’s My Raiders!
I tried two forms of encased meats today.
Brat vs Nathan’s
Cooked the brats in beer, butter and onion.
Tell me when I’m doing it wrong.
Then pan fried the Nathan’s.
Not even a competition.
Not even the same fucking ballpark.
Nathan’s.
Hands down.
Very much enjoy beer brats. But pan-fried Nathan’s? Ok, challenge accepted.
I’m totally in for the Angels game in September.
The five of us could trash the hotel room like The Who.
But enough about you’ll do to the hotel’s toilet.
Whoa, at what point did the butter meet the brat? And what brand of brat?
“a gentleman of leisure never packs his weapon next to his socks, it’s uncouth”
Gentleman has a friend at TSA.
I’ve also recently been turned on to “”Psyche”, thanks to here. Cary Elwes was an unexpected delight
Oops, hadn’t scrolled down far enough
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3KtoL5WH2u8&si=MkkkLhSqT_92rMra
That was quite a nifty goal.
Quite cheeky, that one.
Yes! It’s the episode of Psych where Carey Elwes first appears as a guest star!
I turned the water and air settings on my toto bidet to the coolest setting and it is refreshing!
I’ve heard that Toto brand bidets meet you all the way. True?
Gonna take a lot to take me away from it.
Agreed.
Oh hell yeah
Oh shit! You were there for all 8 home runs?!
No no, this is Sunday’s giveaway
No shit? One less shirt to pack!
We gotta get there earlyish I assume, but worth it. Damned if I’m gonna miss out on this
/watching Bourdain’s trip to Madagascar
The editors are doing an incredible job of dealing with the fact that there have been two slaughterings of animals so far.
As you watch, color-commenting on how quickly the locals de-bone the kill…
Probably because they were poaching.
Is there another way to make animals into meat other than slaughter?
It’s usually done off-camera is what I was getting at.
They could have easily edited it out, that would have been the easiest way to deal with it. Nawt gonna give em credit for dealing with their own damn decision
I felt/still feel that the show was trying to be as honest as possible given the constraints that it was under. There’s a shit-ton of “eating” travel shows that don’t address the death of an animal at all, ever.
Fair enough, but there’s nothing exceptional about Madagascar in that respect.
I was addressing the editors first and foremost, not the location.
Look, the only way we can resolve this is to strip down to our underthings, don a black mask and spank a willing third party that is bent over a sawhorse.
You just triggered Lowratio’s PTSD
@Horatio
They could have SHUT.
DOWN.
EVERYTHING.
/Yes, a President Madagascar joke in 2025!
Not that I ever heard of.
Live animal likely to give you some trouble if you just throw it on the skillet.
Somebody ask Steve Martin when it is loud, sustained, booming sounds hour in L.A.
These are all classy af, Bastard Man. But coffee mug gal is classiest of all. GOOD JORB!!
Fellow commenters, I’m not saying this to make you jealous but I’m going to get some action tonight!
Narrator: He was talking about eating cheese, crackers and kielbasa sausage in copious amounts. His wife fell asleep an hour ago.
And yet I’m still jealous.
What kind of cheese and where does the kielbasa come from?
Cheese: A limited distribution from The School of Wheyward Women.
Kielbasa: A well-endowed Polish dude that farmer’s daughters tend to gravitate towards.
/I’m not going to lie-this Sploitation bender is taking its toll
Watched “Sweet Chastity” yet?
[pauses “Vampyros Lesbos” reluctantly]
“There’s only so many I can watch! I’ll put it in the queue!”
Not gonna lie that sounds great
Cole Palmer more like Pole Calmer, amirite?
/because he’s not very physically attractive, you see?
What I mean is like, if you had a boner, and you looked at this picture, it would go away.
You have single handily torpedoed the Sexy Friday theme. Congrats.
No lady boners for me for a bit, but I’m sure he’s someone’s fetish and I wish him the best of luck in finding said person
I mean he’s really good at soccer, so it’s not like he’s lacking in the Love-Island-Rejects-Throwing-Their-Knickers-At-Him department.
See?
But still, it’s not the same
He’s cute, but he’s not as cute as my future ex- husband!
If your hair can do this, you have to do it.
That’s a lot.
This goes out to the three sales reps that-knowing I’m off next week but will still be available at limited times-are texting me after 6pm on a Friday night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_W6dF56rgk
Ok, so imagine a McDonalds…
For the sake of comedy, I hope they rebuild RFK stadium on the same site and call it RFK Jr
As long as it isn’t whatever the structural equivalent of vaccinated when it’s completed.
I hope people with upper deck seats don’t all get worms
I feel like the most fitting tribute to FedEx field would be for them to have whale carcass juice drain onto their heads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfI9tzGTk44
especially if the sound system adds his voice as a filter for the announcers
For the sake of comedy they could also call it the Triborough!
/I’ll be in the ground before I recognize the RFK Bridge
Sigh. As a pet owner I wish this was the only Boom Boom we’d be hearing tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RtvxKtXBao
Your pets are great so I am sympathetic, but some pets…
This is amazing.
Freshly out of plus ones or there would be many more.
I have a bunny trying to hide under my feet.
Arraez hits a bloop single and scores Tatis from 3rd base. Game is now tied 2-2!!!
That’s Rocking!!! Goooo Padres! ⚾️ 🇺🇸
Crone with the walk off!!!! Rocking!!!
Finally finished reading Player Piano 📕
It’s was pretty rocking!
Also kinda topical…. 🤖
I should re-read Vonnegut and see if it holds up.
Read Cat’s Cradle first.
It holds strong.
I finally got around to that a few years ago,
I thought you might like it just for the ending.
Picture 3 reminds me of the trip we took to Tulum, where our guide brought us to a cenote that was normally a huge scuba diving draw, but thanks to the diving platform being under construction we had all to ourselves for an hour of snorkeling.
Wow. Didn’t think anybody would agree with me that picture totally reminded me of snorkeling.
It was a surreal experience. My nieces got cold so our guide had us wait in the dark for a few minutes while he escorted them out. I am pretty sure it was Cenote Dos Ojos because I remember all the cables for scuba divers to find their way around. Also there were lots of bats.
Bats are awesome, it’s a shame about all the rabies
https://youtu.be/vdGPGaSbSCo?si=FwXiIqOnDe3zsZ5O
Neat. Brb gotta do some lab stuff
I figured you’d have seen this movie when it debuted.
My family adopted a bat at Carlsbad Caverns.
I’ve been there twice but the day we adopted Edgar we saw the “Bat Exit” thing at dusk and it was cool as fuck.
It was like a giant Warring blender and every few cycles a group of bats flew out. The sky that night was New Mexico perfect.
That was a great family trip.
Congrats on the country’s latest, possibly last, lap around the sun.
As fucked as it is, so is every other country. May as well celebrate what’s home.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M&si=E43T2Wkw0t1Mmdun
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l3parZzDC5k&si=eaP7tBK1cUTbqUOe
I give this two-and-half stars.
He already gave it a finger.
He can’t seriously expect us to take a hands off approach to his story
#3 is an absolutely amazing picture yet #4 is an absolutely amazing ass.
I discovered Lowratio’s side gig!
That is great!
If he isn’t pouring drinks out of these bottles I’m going to be upset.
And these beers
Was this at the little people conference this week?