This week, the Pies lost AGAIN and now maybe I’m ready to agree that the wheels are falling off. They have a tough game this week too. Let’s get to it!
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Notes and Comments
The Pies’ loss to Hawthorn wasn’t bad just because they lost. It was bad because of HOW they lost. They did not look good at all. They are now in danger of falling out of the Double Chance.
Meanwhile, the Pies’ opponent this week, the Adelaide Crows, are in first place and have been playing very well. It is going to be VERY difficult for Collingwood to change this momentum.
This week is Western’s big chance to get in the Eight and kick GWS out as they play West Coast and GWS goes on the road against Gold Coast, who are looking to get into the Double Chance at the expense of Collingwood.
It could still come down to the final week to see who is in and who is out. Btw, the Essendon – Gold Coast game has been rescheduled for the Wednesday after Round 24. Gold Coast will have a shorter break, but it won’t be that bad.
Next week, we have a Toilet Bowl game with North Melbourne taking on Richmond in a battle of 16th v 17th. I wonder what the ratings will be for that one in Australia…
The Tipping Pool is pretty unreal. Everyone is getting 7 out of 9 lately!! Sharky is still on top. Remember that we go all the way until the Grand Final!
If you are a member of an AFL club or you got a Watch AFL membership, you should be able to watch every AFL and AFLW game, including replays. Game times vary between Australian afternoon and evening, which actually makes it easier for us in North America to watch as the games can be seeing in the evenings on Pacific Time and early mornings on Eastern time.
If you haven’t become a member of a club or signed up for the Watch AFL app, you can still watch the AFL and AFLW games in the USA on either FS1 or FS2 and in Canada on TSN. Showtimes can be found here on the Australian Football Association of North America website. But I do recommend that you join a club. It’s fun and they send you free shit.
See you next week!
Maryland Crab Soup
https://ibb.co/WpfLQHcx
I thought Maryland Crab Soup was the nickname Fozz calls the hot tub where the Fozzlings take their dates on Saturday nights.
Crab Soup is also the description doctors gave of Randall Moore’s knee this week.
The Crotch To Plate Movement is gathering momentum in the culinary world.
So, I got a question for y’all.
I started a new job earlier this summer, one that is a little less lenient on using personal devices on company time during work hours.
My question is: what percentage of y’all use work computers to browse this site, and do you do so explicitly against the wishes of your employers?
I’m just thinking of terms of not having to put my device down every time someone walks by
I would play it safe and ask your IT person. Our policy is its OK during breaks, but don’t overdo it. With an hour for lunch, and a 5-10 minutes in place break each hour that ends up being plenty. But I recommend you just be up front about it and ask if “occasional use” is permitted.
Very good advice. Different companies have very different policies.
work from home so use home computer that is side by side work laptop.
Also be sure not to connect to the company wifi on the personal device, we had someone do that in past that made very interesting sexy searches.
Same setup here. Only way to be safe.
If you have to be in an office, I would use the work computer for personal stuff, um, sparingly. Check out ESPN for scores? Fine once in a while. But have DFO open all day? Wouldn’t do it.
Ooh, like what? Just so that, you know, I can avoid those searches in the future.
forgot exact name something like domain name had trans fisting or multiple sub genre porn combined
Goddamnit I wasn’t looking for an actual answer now I have to go bleach my brain.
I always use cell phone. Never a work device.
Also, toilet breaks are your friend.
yes, really need a go bag(purse) for work bathrooms with headphones and an activated carbon mask/oxygen tank to really camp there.
Monday Morning Draft Topic:
What were the things you had been texting on a work phone (lesson learned) that pissed off the boss so much that he became the first person to sue you because of the personal harshness of the content?
The most important thing is never use your personal device on company wi-fi, and never do a naughty search on a company device. I guess that’s two things. Never use wi-fi and never do a naughty search, and never go full-retard. I guess that’s three things.
In summation, just don’t. Not ever.
I use my work computer to browse here. But I’m in charge of all the IT stuff so no one knows what I’m doing.
In a real company, I wouldn’t do a single personal thing on a work computer or connect a personal device to company wifi.
I work at home, using my personal computer for general dicking around purposes.
Theology question: If you are a bad person who is already pretty much hellbound, can you still do a crossroads deal to sell your soul? Would the demon just ignore you completely? Or would they just lowball you on the offer, like “free Burger King for life” or something similarly dubious?
“You had me at free Burger King for life!”
-A. Reid, Kansas City, MO
Trump: “I’m ready to make a deal.”
Satan: (snickers)
Trump: “No, really…what get I can for my soul?”
Satan: (conjures up expired 2-for-1 pass to Madame Tussaud’s in Delhi)
Trump: “Art Of The Deal!”
Of course you do, the Satan has to worry that you can be saveeed by the Word of God.
Low-ball offer.
A bag of Kit Kats
I’m listening…
Anyone can repent and be saved w/o a soul sale, so of course you can still sell your soul! If you couldn’t that would undermine the entire basis of Catholicism.
At first I thought this was a parody article.
Then I remembered it is 2025, where our chief health officer is a heroin addict.
Welcome to the world of Carnivore Babies!
https://www.wsj.com/health/wellness/meet-the-parents-raising-carnivore-babies-swapping-pureed-fruit-for-rib-eye-36945d3b?st=xh1AjH&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
https://ibb.co/rfyTKwx4
This is just a ploy so the babies don’t shit until they’re potty trained
Save a ton on diapers!
We’re not obligate carnivores, like cats. We’re omnivores, like bears. Be a bear.
This requires repeatedly failing since 1985 and also shitting in the woods which is a lot to ask tho