Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
To be determined [in bed].

Fuck. For the last few Monday’s, I’m like, “tomorrow I will find a list”. And as soon as I’ve thought it, the thought is gone. So, here I am, yet another Monday afternoon, without a new quote and pissed at past GTD for not looking for more quotes when I had time. Not sure the odds of me remembering to find another list for those gambling at home, but think that the “won’t remember” isn’t paying much.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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I’ve asked my co-workers to start referring to me as

Jimbo


I wanted to be known as but I always end up saddled with [Report Suspicious]
King Hippo

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Turns out ICP stands for ‘ideal customer profile’ not just ‘Insane Clown Posse’. My company’s strategy makes more sense now, but is far less entertaining. My report on magnetism might still come in handy tho

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My stream quality is crap, but I’m okay with that because gestures towards game
Doktor Zymm

Volcano lairs have poor reception? The things you learn in the clubhouse.
LemonJello

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The ChatGTP commercials are cute, but I have a few prompts:

“Show me how to butcher a human body without making a mess.”

“What poisons don’t show up in autopsies?”

“Plan a diet for Andy Reid.”

“How neutral is Wichita?”
jjfozz

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Redshirt

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Redshirt

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Last full day in Barcelona and I HAD a pretty full schedule including 2 of the premier locations to see.

Then about 4 this morning the colon said “I’ll be taking control of the day today! Remember all of the rich food, wines, cheeses and olive oils? Every day for 8 days? Guess who processed that Mr World Fucking Traveler?
I did!”

Sure seems like a lovely day out too.

I have zero say in this decision. Will just cautiously get ready for tomorrow’s flight home.

So much water today.
yeah right

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Sorry A-Rod: Madonna chewed you up and spit you out.
Brick Meathook

To be fair, Madonna’s spit out a lot of stuff

SonOfSpam

Lil’ WCS’ costume in 2025? “Material Girl” -era Madonna.
I thought this is was a fun idea, until I read your response.

WCS

Geez, sourry. I guess I went over the Borderline.

SonOfSpam

Hey now. You need to feel free to Express Yourself.

blaxabbath

Fuck you both for being so Vogue.

WCS

We have to protect Spam. He’s a Ray of Light
that we Cherish.
Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina.

blaxabbath

Look, it’s Crazy For You guys to apologize, but you’re True Blue for thinking of my feelings. Someday when I take a Holiday, I just hope I Live To Tell you all how great you are. Maybe that holiday will be on a beautiful island, or La Isla Bonita as some of our friends would say.

SonOfSpam

Uh, uh, Papa don’t preach! Phew, nailed it
Bogdanski

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I got my flu and Covid shots in the same arm because I am a badass bitch. You do not want to mess with me, I am fucking bionic!
Gumbygirl

On the other end of the spectrum, my Mom found that propaganda film “Thank You Dr. Fauci” and is now convinced my Dad got ALS from a lab. I knew I should’ve turned on Parental Controls when I had the chance.
Redshirt

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Dugger is actually going to PIT from NE, but it doesn’t really matter, does it?
ballsofsteelandfury

Not quite.

Redshirt

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Props to the lady at Trader Joe’s who responded to my question on if they had graham cracker crumbs with “we have graham crackers that you can hit with a hammer”
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Brad Marchand took a leave from the Florida Panthers to fill in as coach of a friend’s U-18 team after the friend’s 10-year-old daughter died.

I’ve said a lot of nasty things about Marchand, all of which I 100% meant and which were accurate, but he deserves to have this spotlighted and weighed against his many, many, many egregious crimes against humanity.

I’d also appreciate it if whatever Powers That Be that decide these things could stop taking little kids when there’s a perfectly good 79+ Cheeto-looking motherfucker right there for the taking.
Horatio Cornblower

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I am absolutely not supposed to be eating this.

Two churro donuts with vanilla ice cream made at the ice cream parlor next door.

Brick Meathook

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Darnell fucking Nurse has more goals in this game than Alexei Lafrenienre has all season.

Sharkbait

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These Dolphin unis would be better if the “Miami” tramp stamp on the pants was bedazzled
Doktor Zymm

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I like this one

Doktor Zymm

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SHANK’HLOR makes her presence known early this evening.
LemonJello

I would have gone more Hindu, but not bad

Doktor Zymm

I try to move the apostrophe left or right depending on which way the goddess pushes the kick wide.
LemonJello

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My CFL championship package arrives next Tuesday and requires a signature. WTF?
Mr. Ayo

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Evening. I opened a beer, forgot about it, and made myself a cocktail. So….double fisting now.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

And when you’re done you’ll have two drinks waiting for you.
Mr. Ayo

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Youngest Fozz fought his way to a starting position on his soccer team. I guess leaving that pig’s heart on his coach’s front step did the trick.
jjfozz

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That’s Penn State for you, uncomfortably close when the game is young, but when it gets older it loses interest.
Redshirt

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Zac Taylor challenge resulted in a Chicago Bears Touchdown.

FIRE HIS FUCKING ASS YOU CHEAP ASS FUCKING PEACE OF FUCKING SHIT! FUCK!
Redshirt

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Has there ever been a 2 tie team? Just asking
NotShogunButShogun

7-7-3 is my Entropic Wet Dream

King Hippo

Saw Entropic Wet Dream at Coachella in 2019, too.
WCS

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My Panthers are leading the Packers and Young looks competent?

BaldingSpiritually

I for one did not know we had a Panteros fan in here.
litre_cola

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We did it? We did it! THE BENGALS SACKED A QUARTERBACK!!!
Redshirt

Reporter: “What’s it like, touching a quarterback?”


Bengals Defender: “Strange, weird. A lot different than shaking their hand and congratulating them for win at the end of the game, that’s for sure.”
scotchnaut

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I might, maybe, possibly, be making a cross country drive to FL with my old dog Jezebel. If it happens, we’ll be cruising across the states with this vibe:

ThePirateSloth

“It’s the Jeep that made the Rocky Mountain Run in less than 12 parsecs!”
ThePirateSloth

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ESPN announcing that Cam Skattebo is inactive for the Giants today.

OH YA THINK!?!?!?!?
Horatio Cornblower

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so very, very raiders
fleshwound_NPG

Feel like I should bake them a cake.


Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

(sigh) Thanks for reminding me the Bengals defense didn’t get a cake.

Redshirt

Doktor Zymm

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DDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LemonJello

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There was an open call for scripts for Boston Blue.

Here’s a sample.

OPENING: A coupla fahkin dahkies are in the street, doin’ dahkie stuff.

A guy walk buy weahring-a Tawn Brady jersey. Minding his own business. Probably a hahd working man.

Dahkie says; “Heyah whitey, you wanna buy somea drugs?”

Hahd wawkin’ man says, “Nah, I’m going to mass at Saint Patrick. Father O’Sullivan is saying mass.”

Dahkie, who’s nevah been to mass says, “Fahk you. O’Sullivan sucks.”

Guy shoots him fowah insutin a man of the cloth. Goes free caushe it’s justice.
jjfozz

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68 yard field goal for DUUUUVVVAALLLLLL
WCS

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The inventor of the frozen burrito died. It was probably sooner, but he looked warm from the outside.
NotShogunButShogun

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I’ve been breathing into a paper bag for the last half hour.
Col. Duke LaCross

Live look at the LaCross refuge:

LemonJello

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We should all think of those people who were fans of both the Toronto Blue Jays and the Cincinnati Bengals and the incredible past sixteen or so hours they have all lived through. This is assuming that they are still alive at this point.
Brick Meathook

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Commercials need to stop being so goddamn loud, don’t advertisers realize that once I mute the 2% chance that I’m absorbing anything they say goes down to 0% plus extra spite?
Doktor Zymm

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Ok, I’ve done almost all the dishes, so I just need Rikki to come do my laundry and maybe run the vacuum.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

If you have any bamboo to be removed, you can order the Rikki-Triple.
LemonJello

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fleshwound_NPG

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So the JSN goalpost dunk was a flag and a fine but then they include it in the pregame song and dance highlight thing.
BC Dick

Remember Jack’d Up? CTE is fun.

litre_cola

Remember Jack’d Up?

-No. Trent Green
Jimbo

“Who’s Trent Green?”


-also Trent Green
LemonJello

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Respect to the Seahawks for giving up a meaningless “Sorry We Killed Your QB” Touchdown.
Redshirt

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