Good morning again all
Welcome.
It’s Oscar Sunday, Selection Sunday, final round of the Player’s Championship and the semi-finals get started in the World Baseball Classic. That’s one hell of a Sunday line-up for you.
Got a pretty fun one for you today. Hope you’ve all noticed how we’ve been alternating our choice of proteins on Sunday Gravy this year. I figured we could change things up now and then rather than say, give you an entire season of meatball recipes.
Holy shit! That sounds fantastic actually!
Don’t worry, got a feeling you’ll be seeing some meatballs real soon.
This recipe features the perfect combination of ease of preparation and deliciousness of results. It’s also not too much of a bastard on the wallet either.
Since we’re going to be doing the “quick and easy” route today I figured I can also do a random “Store bought” product review. Something I’ll try to keep as a recurring feature as we work through season 12 of Sunday Gravy.
Today we are making Asian chili garlic shrimp. A lovely sweet and spicy shrimp dish in a deliciously sticky, tangy sauce.
The recipe source will be no surprise, it’s another visit to RecipeTinEats.com and chef Nagi. She’s the best, really. Again, I can’t give her and her site enough food props.
Ready to get after this thing?
Away we go.
Asian Chili Garlic Shrimp!
1 lb shrimp, raw, peeled and deveined
1 1/2 tbsp vegetable oil (or canola)
1 tsp sesame oil
3 garlic cloves, very finely minced
2 tsp ginger finely chopped
1 tsp chili flakes (red pepper flakes)
1/2 cup water
3 tbsp Sriracha
2 tsp soy sauce
3 tbsp brown sugar
Garnish ideas (optional) – sesame seeds or green onions, finely chopped
We begin.
Please note that we’re really using raw shrimp this time.
Rinse, drain and dry the shrimp. Also want to be sure they’re at room temperature if they’ve been previously frozen.
One of my basic rules of thumb when preparing seafood is, buy it “Day of.” Don’t let this hang out in the fridge overnight. You’re not doing a single fucking person any favors by doing that. Get your ass up early and hope the butcher counter at the grocery store is open and stocked.
Assemble the remaining roster of the pantry ingredients.

We will start as we usually do by mincing up the ginger and garlic, followed with the chopping of the green onions.
This is part of that whole stir fry prep thing we talk about whenever we’re doing an Asian wok style dish that comes together really fast. You regular readers have seen this before.
We’ll be serving our main dish over some plain white rice today. I figured we could also use a little something extra to round out the meal and well, goddammit I’m being lazy, remember?
Some egg rolls might be a nice little crunchy bite to serve alongside our shrimp but I’ve already made egg rolls from scratch and it’s some serious fucking effort.
-seen here –

Brass tax?
I’m like 12 seasons older, so I came up with the idea of “Random Store Bought Product Reviews!”
You know, maybe we can bring in a store bought side dish now and then and bash the shit out of it if the product sucks? That sounds like fun doesn’t it?
Work with me here, dammit!
Let’s bring on our first victim product!
Oh this has potential alright. And why the fuck are they “Mini?” Can’t make a tasty full size frozen egg roll P.F. Chang’s? That’s what you’re telling us here?
When researching store bought egg rolls I found a common theme.
Most of them aren’t very good.
The higher rated egg rolls usually had a protein in them. The majority of the time that protein was chicken, so there we go. My logic for this particular choice.
Get them on a baking sheet and follow the cooking instructions.
I’m assuming since you’re here and reading Sunday Gravy you shouldn’t have any issues following directions to make some goddamn egg rolls.
Get those egg rolls in the oven and let’s make our dish. This should be a good indicator of how fast the main dish comes together.
Now that I think about it better get your rice started too.
Your ass is on your own with the rice making, sorry.
Cook the shrimp in a pre-heated oiled skillet over medium heat for about 45 seconds or so per side. If you own a wok this would be the perfect time to break that fucker out.
Give a flip.
See? Just long enough to cook the pink out of them.
Remove the shrimp from the skillet and set aside for a moment.
Let the pan cool for a brief bit then, turn the flame up to high. After the skillet/wok has been heated back up, add in the sesame oil. When the oil starts to get a little smoky it’s time to sauté the chili flakes, ginger and garlic until it gets aromatic as a motherfucker.
This is one of those smells that you’ll remember for life. You’re neighbors will too.
Cook for just a minute or so and then we can start building the sauce.
Chef Nagi says: “Add the water, then Sriracha, soy sauce and sugar, Stir, increase heat to medium high, and let it simmer for 3 minutes or until the sauce starts to thicken to a thin syrup consistency.”
Thanks, Chef!
Let the sauce thicken then add the shrimp back in.
While the shrimp finish better get your egg rolls out of the oven.
Those seem crispy enough. The egg rolls also come with a dipping sauce. I think it was supposed to be a sweet and sour sauce but it came across as a packet of apple sauce. I don’t recommend dunking an egg roll in some fucking applesauce.
Serve the shrimp over white rice and grab a few egg rolls.
Garnish with the chopped green onion.
A closer look.
Let’s go ahead and address the egg rolls first. They are perfectly mediocre. It’s got a decent balance of cabbage, carrot, chicken etc and it’s seasoned pretty well but it’s just not the same as when you get an egg roll hot and fresh at a restaurant.
A couple of weeks ago I visited my all-time favorite Chinese restaurant – story at a later date – and when you bite into one of their hot egg rolls the wrapper almost shatters from crispiness. Little fried bits of egg roll randomly fly round the table, you burn your mouth from the heat a little bit and they are fucking fantastic.
These are NOT that.
They’re fine for a little “Bite of something”, especially for a meal like this. Just don’t expect to be dazzled by them. That dipping sauce was an abomination though. I think it really was fucking applesauce. Texture was completely off-putting.
Anyway.
This shit ain’t about the crappy frozen egg roll. THIS shit is about the hot, crispy, sizzling bite of shrimp in that gorgeous sauce.
A word of warning. You can hurt yourself with this dish. It lends itself to MASS consumption. Fucking hell is that good. Spicy, tangy, sweet, salty.
Please take note: these have a legitimate spice kick to them. Not too much, just enough to make you want to dive in for more.
This shrimp is EVERYTHING. Rice was the perfect accompaniment too.
Shit, fried rice would probably be even better. I’mma do that shit next time I make this.
Quick? Check. Delicious? Check. Most of the ingredients in the pantry already? Check the fuck out of that! Repeatable? Motherfucking CHECK!
This one will be repeated.
Fun Holidays for Sunday March 15th courtesy of A Bit of Good News – “March 15 is World Consumer Rights Day, World Essential Workers Day, World Sleep Day, National Peanut Lovers Day and National Pears Helene Day.”
Holy fuck! That’s me! I’m a peanut lover! I know just how to celebrate too.

Enjoy your Sunday and enjoy the Oscars! I’ll be watching.
Until next week…













The glaring sign that your team isn’t going to go far in the tourney?
You’ve got a point guard that dribbles him/herself into a corner/under the hoop and needs to be bailed out by someone that recognizes this and cuts to the basket.
/I wasn’t the smartest monkey back in the day but I would never pick up my dribble underneath the hoop
I just had a thought: if we go back to those glorious days of 70’s energy crisis fun, and have to do odd/even rationing- the olds will remember- what happens if your licence plate doesn’t end in a number? Mine ends in Y.
You know who rocks more than I remember? INXS.
They were really good live.
Surprised the hell out of me.
You had one job Liverpool.
And they got that one point!
they drew as Hippo hoped??
Yes, sir. Excellent prognosticating on your part.
Chimney sweep?
The local ABC affiliate is showing the New Haven St. Patrick’s Day parade, and if you ever wanted to start some fires in the New Haven area I would say today’s the day, because most of the trucks are gonna be stuck on Chapel Street.
“Attention all units-we’ve received an alert from our Intel Unit. Be on the lookout for a mid-50-ish white male with a little person on a leash wearing a spiked dog collar. The latter answers to the name [reads printout a 2nd time] Jesus Christ! Answers to the name ‘Cum Monster’?”
He does not!
He doesn’t answer to anything now. Ever since he became famous around here it’s gone to his head, (tbf, didn’t have far to travel), and it’s like talking to a wall.
Penn and Yale in OT. I haven’t seen nerds creating this much suspense since they tried to crack the Enigma Code.
/looking for odds on which player gets chemically castrated
Oof. Poor guy.
Just crushed a lamb pita from a local place, I could use a nap before I make some guac for the Oscars tonight.
Pardon Hippo’s HAWT TAEK, but Elvis Costello was one baaaaaddddd muthafucka. Probably still is, if’n he’s alive.
Bonnie Bramlett begs to differ. She beat his punk( no, New Wave) ass in a Holiday Inn donnybrook.
This Ivy League final is adorable. They didn’t open all the bleachers in the gym. There’s a point guard named Levine. It’s like a National Lampoon short story by Chris Miller.
/future law firm ad
Levine: “If you need an assist.” [throws bounce pass]
Senior Partner: [catches basketball while walking towards the camera] “With an injury you’ve suffered in a car accident, your advocates at Phelps and Levine.”
[video of a basketball swishing thru the hoop]
Levine & Senior Partner: [together, holding basketballs] “-Will help you score…that big settlement!”
Eh, it’s been done…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJPf7nJCHtI
“If you want the Jews and the Blacks out of your Boston suburb, call BPS Lawyers.”*
*does not apply to Celtic players because they’re really rich and we have no leverage against them
But can they beat my boy Sweet James? He intimidates prosecutors, judges, and juries alike with the sheer animal magnetism of his trade name. And that’s “rough trade” you betcha wink wink.
I can work up a treatment for a new and complete “Sweet Horatio” branding campaign for the greater Connecticut rural areas. I’m so confident in the success of this I’ll only take a 10% commission of all gross proceeds from this wonderful groundbreaking endeavor, as opposed to my usual 60%. That’s a 75% savings!
Veronica will pop a cap in Sweet James
Not if he brings his posse. Sweet! Even the birds are evil.
Dayton’s center looks like Beaker from The Muppet Show if he suffered from Gigantism.
Given his awkwardness, I’m sure was told that he had to play basketball.
edit: Arrrggg! can’t post any pics on this old laptop
Here ya go.
I have all of the things to make this! I even have frozen egg rolls. Well, lumpia, but potato/ tomato. The sweet and sour sauce that comes with them is very bland, but not applesauce. Ok, pointless story time ( my specialty, you’re welcome!)
Gumbygirl loves the occasional Egg McMuffin. The last two times I got one, at two different McDonalds, were not the comforting sameness one expects from corporate Frankenfood. At the first place, after waiting in an interminable drive thru line, I got my muffy. Pulled over in the parking lot to eat it. It was technically an Egg McMuffin, in that it had an egg on an English muffin. But that’s all it was. No butter on the muffin, no ” cheese”, no Canadian bacon. Imagine my disappoint. I was too devastated to go in and raise hell, but I swore that location would never get my bizness again! Next time I got one, it was fine, could have used a bit more butter, but acceptable. The weird thing was there were two tubs of Mickey D’s sweet and sour sauce in the bag, which I did not order. Haven’t had it since my son was little, and I would have a bite of his chicken nugs. I remember it being not bad back then in the 80’s, when life was good. So I took them home. Dipped some chicken in it and it tasted like…nothing. No discernible flavor at all. Not sweet. Not sour. Not even applesauce.
Most Fridays I would be the one to pick up the boys from daycare and we would always get a movie and I would ‘treat’ them to McDonalds in the hope that they would get sick of it eventually. (knowing the risk that they would come to think of it as comfort food) Well, it worked out.
/I’ll not speak of Tim Hortons though
I like this.
I like meatballs too. So I’m penciling that down.
Bouna Dominica tutti.
nice spicy Sunday any excuse to get more green onions in the mix and best things about shrimp recipes is that they are quick to cook. id add some chili crisp to the mix too because i keep buy jars of them and forget to use them
Looks like Slot gave all the talent a big ol’ rest day today against Spurs. Let’s see how that works out for him.
ain’t the Shite just the WORST???
Jesus that guy with the free kicks…
I refuse to watch this, because rooting for a draw (and ONLY a draw) is frustrating as all get out.
Richarlison! The man seems to operate on pure rage.
This is the Day – what a proper song for our sanguine, doomed times.
Currently reading:
WHAT THE FUCK WORDPRESS I UPLOADED THAT MYSELF! I’M AN ADMIN, YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!
Fine, I’ll just use a stupid link.
Bleak enough for Hippo?
I would think so. I’m over halfway through though and the imminent societal collapse hasn’t happened yet, though it sure seems like it’s about to.
Wow, just like reading the newspaper!
Reading a what now? – Anyone Under 40
READING??? – Lea M., Hollywoo, CA
seems like the Firefox browser isnt going to take it from Chrome anymore
I wonder if I have enough sriracha packets saved from restaurant pickups to make this.
Also, Happy National Peanut Lovers Day, everyone!
Blizzard in progress, paralympic gold metal hockey (usa/canucks) on. I barely wanted to deal with the former, ain’t no way in hell I could do the latter!
P.S. the storms name is Elsa. She gets a satchel of Richards
I saw a satchel of Richards open for a Flock of Seagulls back in the day.
Are those the guys that sang, “Have Bindle, Will Travel”?
Is that sauce basically a homemade version of the Mae Ploy sweet chili sauce? Love this stuff, I used to make a stir fry with asparagus, yellow pepper, onion, and tofu and just douse it with sweet chili sauce. Also good on pizza. Originally discovered it at my favorite frite place in NYC where they recommended it mixed half and half with mango aioli and that is the best damn thing ever to dip frites in. Aw man, now I want to go to new york just for frites.
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It is very similar but I like the freshness of scratch made.
It’s a super easy and delicious sauce.
Damn, I feel old. We’re going to get snowed under (30-45cm) today and tomorrow and I have an overwhelming desire to run into the warehouse and grab water and food supplies. Is this what [shudders] ‘responsibility’ feels like?
Just come visit California. We have the opposite problem where it’s gonna hit 31C over the next few days
It’s a good thing that during this AI race we’ve thrown all concerns about climate change out the window. A good thing.
March 15 is National Consumer Rights Day. That’s pretty funny given that everyday is US Monopolies Day.
Yeah, I only ever get consumer lefts
“Just long enough to cook the pink out of them.”
Harvard Generics Professor, George Church, in his email to Jeffrey Epstein answering how long his 15 year old rape victim will be staying over
In food news that Balls can appreciate: The human anus provides enough heat to hard-boil an egg but you’ve got to really want it.
How long do you leave it up there to soft boil so you can make a nice ramen egg?
I’ll take my answer off the air.
How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the whole ER to get it out.
Pig anuses also make an appetizer indistinguishable from calamari
Sounds like a suggestion for next week’s Sunday Gravy Commercial Product Review!
Happy Ides to all who celebrate. Remember, it’s a communal celebration so make sure you AND a buddy stab your boss to death.
“Team work makes the dream work.”
It’s a celebration!

The forum where Brutus got his Ray Lewis on is a cat sanctuary. Or at least it was, last time I was in Rome.