Are you digging that Canadian Content in the banner pick?

Are you also looking for World International Hockey updates? Not bloody likely I’m sure but I’m the typer now.

Canada beats the U.S.

The Finns beats Czechia

Norway beats Latvia

The Swiss (looking very good on home country ice!) vanquish the Swedes. I’d normally call that an upset but the Neutrals are playing out of their minds.

Semi-Finals Ahoy!

Let’s Check The Obits!:

Claude Lemieux passed away (fucking guy, I mean, “god bless”) What’s bizarre a wee bit is that he stunk up the Habs center ice just this past Monday! Too soon? You can debate below but I think his worst contribution to the game was being a part of those 90’s Devils teams that tried to kill hockey. Thanks Jacques Lemaire, for introducing the equivalent of the Four Corner Offense to hockey, you shitty bastard. I have TSN on in the background and a guy just said, “Lemieux played two positions, right wing and prone on the ice”-he was a diver, you see.

Basketball!:

OKC tries to close out the Spurs tonight and it seems likely-the latter are close but the old sporty thinking is that teams led by young, blooming superstars need to pay their dues. So I’m gonna stick with that.

Back To This Tight End Thing:

What are the Chargers up to? They found a diamond in the rough in rookie Oronde Gadsen last year, they signed Charlie Kolar (a blocking tight end) to starters money (6 mil per year) and then brought David Njoku on board. They’ll have weird combos of those three, Ladd McConkey and Quentin Johnson at wr and emerging star Hampton at running back. This offense might be interesting next year.

Do your thing, matey’s.

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Horatio Cornblower
blaxabbath

I haven’t seen a four-year stint of not being in The Game and only performing at for licking Mike Bidwill’s ragged asshole in Arizona parlayed into such a career turnaround as former kicker turned MAGA Candidate Jay Feely since Mike Bidwill’s own Department of Justice stint back when he was fresh out of law school and still flexible enough to tongue himself (a “Georgetown Prep”) before his daddy gave him the Cardinals.

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Gumbygirl

Leave Florida Man alone!

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Mr. Ayo

Since when is community building a crime?

I thought this was America!

Gumbygirl

Why can’t a white man ever catch a break?

Gumbygirl

You hafta fortify yourself before you take on Wally World.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is a comically large mint julep. I even went into the cabinet to get a special oversized tumbler for it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And yet it’s almost gone already…

SonOfSpam

Are you feeling like purchasing a full-time worker for your fields?

litre_cola

If you ever get the opportunity to eat Palitos de Guyaba (Guava sticks) from Puerto Rico take it and then buy more. I was warned of their addictiveness and if I was still reviewing stoner food they would be #1 over the Colombian chicken chips.

2Pack

I was also thinking about tight ends…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Spurs seem to have decided that if SGA ends up on the floor, it’s going to be because *they* put him there.

herodotus450

I hope Claude Lemieux didnt take my attempts to destroy him too seriously…

blaxabbath

Do you think Corey Lewndowski and Kristi Noem are gonna dress up as Vrabel/Russi for Halloween?

Horatio Cornblower

Pretty sure Noem’s husband called dibs on going as Russini already.

SonOfSpam

She WISHES she had his curves.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

…he was a diver, you see.

Just like Angie Martinez!

King Hippo

Request Line callback!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m all about the shameless self-promotion.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This man cold is about to turn a week old. Screw you, body, for forcing me to take a week off drinking.

ballsofsteelandfury

Um, please don’t let this turn into a Kyle Busch situation. You might want to go to the doc just in case.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I went yesterday, lungs were clear

Horatio Cornblower

The liver, on the other hand…

King Hippo

It’s probably just HuntaAIDS.

King Hippo

Daddy drank FOAR the government!

Horatio Cornblower

If there’s a better throwaway line anywhere ever I have not heard it.

2Pack

This was a bad year. I got hit, which is unusual for me, and the after effects went over a week. Doc’s around here said the strain was bad this time around.

Doktor Zymm

I have a theory that teams are trying to replace as many WRs as possible with TEs since TEs make less money nd don’t have the same reputation for being divas

ballsofsteelandfury

Plus, they’re bigger so they can actually block.

It’s actually a very smart move. The only downside is lack of speed, but no one throws long anymore anyway.

litre_cola

RIP Sexcannon

WCS

Maybe a little more murdery…

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WCS
Gumbygirl

I wouldn’t worry about it. If anyone can appreciate a cheap shot, it’s Claude.

Gumbygirl

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m surprised no one has come up with a picture of his coffin to look like him prone on the ice.

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