INT. CERVETECA RESTAURANT – DAY
The PRODUCER is seated at the bar at a taqueria in Culver City, drinking a Negro Modelo. The PRODUCER’s cellphone is face-up on the bar, revealing an open line to DJ 3000′.
DJ 3000′ [O/S]: SEE, ISN’T THIS NICER THAN HANGING OUT IN THE STUFFY OLD RECORDING STUDIO?
The PRODUCER takes a long pull of his beer.
PRODUCER: Yeah, it really is. Thanks for the suggestion. I should probably get over there as soon as I finish lunch though.
DJ 3000′ [O/S]: THERE’S NO RUSH.
PRODUCER: I know, but I promised Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Darkest Timeline Zack Morris I’d drop by and you know how impatient those two get.
DJ 3000′ [O/S]: OH, YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEM, I PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE SOMETHING TO KEEP THEM OUT OF YOUR HAIR FOR A WHILE…
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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY
JERRY O’CONNELL: I don’t know about this, it seems kind of disrespectful to Rob Reiner’s memory.
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: No, no, it’ll be great!
DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: We’ll market it as a tribute!
RTD: And brand it as an acronym, those are all the rage.
DTZM: [makes marquee gesture] S-B-M-2: Gordie’s Revenge
CUT BACK:
PRODUCER: Wow, how you’d you get Jerry O’Connell to subject himself to a meeting with those two?
DJ 3000′ [O/S]: OH, HE OWES ME A FAVOR.
PRODUCER: A big one, from the sound of it.
DJ 3000′ [O/S]: YEAH, THOSE HOOKERS DIDN’T BURY THEMSELVES…
PRODUCER: Wait, did you just imply…
DJ 3000′ [O/S]: [interrupting] OH LOOK TODAY’S WORLD CUP GAMES ARE ABOUT TO START! LET’S WATCH!
The camera pans upwards to the TV above the bar, which has switched on. A second later, the camera pans to the TV remote, which is sitting untouched on the bar.
PRODUCER: [sips his beer] Well, maybe just the first half.
DJ 3000′ [O/S]: YEAH, DON’T SWEAT IT, JUST KICK BACK AND ENJOY THE GAMES. I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE AND NEITHER IS HUNTER.
PRODUCER: Wait, why would Hunter not be going…
DJ 3000′ [O/S]: AND HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME TUNES AS WELL. MAYBE SOME SONGS ABOUT FUTBOL TO GET US IN THE RIGHT SPIRIT?
PRODUCER: [eyes have glazing over as he stares at the TV] Yeah, that sounds pretty good…
DJ 3000′ [O/S]: I’LL GET US STARTED WITH AN ALL-TIMER BY THE FARM
Today’s theme is futbol, AKA soccer. We’re looking for songs that have anything to do with the sport – whether direct tributes to the game or songs that fans have picked up and associated with various clubs and/or players and situations. Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0_pUzzL3_t0d4Y” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Half a Person” by The Smiths was requested by yeah right but claimed as the puzzle answer by SonOfSpam. Enjoy the games today folks, please feel welcome to use today’s post as an open thread to comment on the games as well.
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