25 Questions About ….

babies.  In the last two days, our good friends Litre_cola and Sunrisesunrise have been blessed with Deci-litre and lil sunrisesunrisesunrise.  I wish them both and their wives the very best and I will raise a glass to their babies’ health this weekend.  In the meantime, such momentous events in our friends’ lives bring about certain….questions.

1- Where do babies come from?

2- If a stork is supposed to bring them, is there some kind of Universal Stork Union?

3- Did Trump or the governor of Wisconsin kill that union?

4- I mean, they work all hours, are available at a moment’s notice, and have no restrictions on the weight they carry.  Does that mean they’re management?

5- When you are childless, like I am, and you are asked if you have kids, do you also answer “Not that I know of”?

6- Is it a problem that I do this at work?

7- It’s too bad there isn’t an equivalent answer for females, right?

8- Ladies, how do you handle it when annoying people ask you when you are going to get married, have a child, etc.?

9- Would it work if you answered like I do, “Never and I don’t have to worry about children because I only go in the butt?”

10-  That shuts them right up, don’t it?

11- Are you shocked that I haven’t done a 25 questions on anal sex?

12- Did you know there is such a thing as Anal April?

13- And that May is National Masturbation Month?

14- Speaking of, do you remember this song?

15-  Man, the 80s really was the best decade for music, wasn’t it?

16- Is it weird that I now listen to a station that plays “Classic Hits” and they’re all from the 80s?

17- Does that mean I’m an old or just that I have good taste in music?

18- Who here remembers going to smoky bars with bathrooms covered in stickers, listening to kickass music, and waking up the next day with your ears ringing and reeking of smoke even though you didn’t smoke at all?

19- Those were the days, huh?

20- Do places like that still exist?

21- Besides in Bratislava, of course?

22- What about making out on the dancefloor with random strangers whose names you don’t even know just based on a look?

23- Have I said too much?

24- Is that where babies come from?

25- Or is the real answer smoky bar bathrooms?