Your “Are We Having Fun Yet?” SNF Open Thread

I’m tired and grumpy.  And somehow also both drunk and hungover simultaneously.  That doesn’t seem fair, just sayin’.

And I hate teh Clots.  This could get interesting.

OK, maybe not “interesting” so much as “awkward”.

Just kidding.  I do hate the Clots, but I’m too tired to spew venom.  Or anything else, for that matter.  When they’re 1-3 later tonight, that’ll be good enough.

(but fuck the Irsays)

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It’s been a long day of football.  A long weekend for those of us who also drug ourselves into catatonia with the college games on Saturdays.

But thank Christ we’re almost home.  Just one more game tonight and then we get a reprieve until next week.

(Hey Dumbass, there’s still MNF tomorrow!!!!)

Dammit.

/begins drinking moar heavily

//rolls a blunt

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Indianapolis @ Seattle

8:30pmEDT – NBC

Tonight, the pride of the AFC faces off against the pride of the NFC in a contest which will be pivotal for…

Sorry, I can’t even finish that sentence with a straight face.

Tonight’s featured matchup pits two teams currently sitting at 1-2.  And deservedly so (just barely).

The Clots suck on both sides of the ball.  Or they have so far at least.  They barely managed to beat #thePauls last week at home.

The Hoxx haven’t really wowed anyone either yet, their lone win coming against the 69ers (you see where I’m going here, right?).  But their losses are at least slightly more respectable, and they even showed signs of finding some semblance of an offense last week at Tennessee.  They’ll find it at least a little more tonight, more than likely.  Problem for them is that their run D ain’t so stellar, so if the Clots can manage to get a run game going, they could chew up some clock and keep it close.  Then when things open up, Jacoby Brissett can pick his spots here and there in the air.

Either way, it’ll probably be a fairly ugly game.  Big shock, I know.

Vegas has this game Hoxx -12.5, o/u 42.

Pretty big line considering, and there is a reason for that.

But as much as I hate to say it, take the Clots and the points on this one (also probably take the under).

But I do still think the Hoxx win outright.  But even if they do it won’t be by much.  Is that OK with you, Pete?

If you missed earlier sessions today and need to catch up, here’s your Scoreboard.

Now get your degenerate butts into the clubhouse and say useless and offensive things we can all laugh at before our livers shut down later tonight.

Artist’s Conception….

(also nsfw)

CHEERS ASSDICKS!!!!!

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Postscript….

You can all be very happy that unless Travis Kelce is able to tally up 28.09 pts for me tomorrow night, our good friend Don_T, who has undergone quite a bit of tribulations in the past few weeks thanks to weather….

Will have kicked my ass this week in FF without any utilities or electricity.

I can live with that.

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