A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session

“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…”

“…more or less straight man…”

“…smells like a Moroccan spice market…”

“…lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub.”

“…and shows no desire to do anything about it, with technology or otherwise.”

“…already sick of me after 15 years…”

“…can go bonkers at times, even if you don’t understand what they’re talking about.”

“…in sisyphean frustration, we will think back to that super sexy 1985…”

“At that point, I went to bed.”

“…he ‘came out of the closet’…”

“…makes you want to smother him in fire ants.”

“Experiment! The world is not a scary place.”

“…laid him the fuck out.”

“…good for such a short period of time…”

“…was way out of his league, but somehow banged him for two months and gave him unrealistic expectations for the rest of his life.”