Is there anything better than drinking, joking and laughing with like-minded folks? Perhaps someone will mention the “c” word-you know ‘cintercourse’. But I feel that at the very least it’s better than the opposite-being dehydrated, seriousing and thousand-yard staring with people. American Thanksgiving in The Canada is a fantastic time if you have the wherewithal/foresight to grab that day off. Look at me over here-I’m actually aching for a turkey sammich slathered in mayo and topped with fresh cracked black pepper and best of all… NO FAMILY OBLIGATIONS ATTACHED TO SAID SNACK. I’m living the dream up here, baby. TO THE GAME!
REDACTEDS/GIANTS: How to write a game intro without doing any homework whatsoever. Here goes… That New York team surprised the crapola out of everyone last week by stealing a game from the faltering Chiefs last week in a game sponsored by an heroin overdose. I was on the edge of my ottoman because my self-worth is tied up in the Giants fortunes…still. No, I don’t know why. Apparently the D had a players-only meeting where everyone stepped up and blamed each other for the lousy performance the week previous and that made things all better. The O is still beyond atrocious, I mean somebody by the name of Roger Lewis was the go-to wr! After tossing another four players on the Injured Reserve pile this week the Dacteds now have a total of 15 guys residing there. I kinda feel sorry for Chris Thompson. He’s a guy that really stepped up and made plays when other play-makers got hurt or dropped the ball (stares at Terrelle Pryor) and paid the price for being way over-used and is now done. Hey Samjae Perine, you’re the next guy up!
Let’s do the thing that we do down below.
Why did I eat and drink so much? Kill me.
Because you’re a red blooded american?
This is now acceptable listening material:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM3jRCAA61A
You sadistic asshole
Mom? Did you call me?
When net neutrality is abolished how much will you be willing to pay for access to DFO?
A day? A minute?
Per minute if Dok is on the phone sex line.
This has the potential to fuck us over, in an internet way. I know you are a big supporter, but this will be against our interests.
Guess I’ll gif ’til I can’t gif any more.
Or it becomes prohibitively expensive.
Alrighty, thanks for a fun day folks. But time to go get something accomplished I guess.
Besides…..
Shit, no wonder my cat hates me.
You are a great food source. Also if you have a heart attack or aneurysm you will still be a great food source.
Took awhile, but at least I finally found something I’m useful for.
Hopefully kitteh will find me before the body chills. I suspect I’d be difficult to eat once rigor sets in.
Kitties are very resourceful and purrsistent; your face will be gone by the time they find you.
Bonus. If she gets my fingerprints too then they’ll never be able to connect me to that whole thing with…..
I’ve said too much.
Your secret is safe here….. on the internet.
I wonder if Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still ded?
(shit….I’m really old)
Thanks Chevy.
Shoulda known you’d get that one.
You’re old too.
😀
Mussolini, anyone?
(hehehehe…sorry, had to)
Si?
Holy other people’s family
I like West time zone Dok.
Right? She’s finally found a home.
Pam air-humping the gyro will never not be funny.
Country of origin of pictured engine components:
A) England
B) England
C) England
D) England
Hint: it has 10,0000 parts
You’re gonna run out of letters.
/Sees a Farmers Only commercial
“City folk don’t get it.”
Well clearly you’re advertising to the wrong market, Farmers Only.
What? Somebodeh gotz to be planting that shit in Central Park.
LEGIT ADVICE ASK : Raiders game on Sunday. I have no allegience nor gear of either team. Do I wear gear of a third team (guessing no?) or maybe dress in black, which is vaugly interpretable as Raiderish?
I’m still trying to get past the cougar thing.
Wear something in kevlar.
I’d go with the black.
/is nawt related to LCSS’ grandfather
Niners gear? That’ll go over well, right?
Zebra?
Dark hoodie and avoid the transit police.
Dress like a Hare Krishna and everyone will leave you alone.
Aw, I like Kerrigan’s attempts to have a personality. He’s cute as fuck, I’ll try not to wear his jersey in a super cougary fashion going forward.
oh, u gots a boo
She does talk about him a lot.
Stupid Jamison didn’t wave during his rookie season when beating the Bears and going into the tunnel and we be yelling ‘Jamison’
Local news after games is way less dramatic when it’s not just all the people who got shot this week. What’s that you say? Most cities don’t have a weekly death toll? Oh hey! Yeah, I totally care about….um…shit, what were they saying?
Oh hey, DC THEY WINS!
Dok likes that!
scotchy don’t but he went sleepy time like 2 hours ago
goddamnit, why did I stream ATL instead of WAS? I really suck at teh life.
Don’t want to steal the thunder of Yeah Right, but he seems to have a good amount of people already for Tgiving. Would anyone show up if I cooked stuff next year? Maybe as an overflow?
Does your floor have sufficient passing-out space?
Can you cook? Or is it just gonna be Wild Turkey shots and your soda machine?
Turkey is turkey right?
Oh certainly. It’s not liek it matters, just trynna plan ahead.
I can, but not without need, I cook for others, not myself.
Is your WiFi easy to track?
U*NC is +525 to win outright @ my wolven sort on Saturday. Given that this is #DarkestTimeline…how much of tonight’s Johnny Reb winnings should I re-invest? I already have 5 bills in Holes to cover @ +17, but that’s taking candy from a baby.
I need to run this through the enigma machine first, brb.
Wow, you are going dark now.
my balance was $286.36, so I took the Enigma as a sign an wagered $86.36 to even stevens it.
I’ve already got everything riding on the +16.5.
I’m not giving ’em anymore money until I kill that chunk.
If Heels cover, then I’ll let it ride on something Sunday.
REALLY fucked up by not bettin MOAR on what I knew was good bet with Johnny Reb and spreading it around on NFL “hunch bets” with the NFL, to keep the day more interesting. I would be better at life if I wasn’t so stupid.
LOL…how many times have I said that lately??
I know the shitsuckers will cover the original spread (down to 16 now), figure a coinflip they win outright. The bet is low enough that I won’t be happy to cash in on it if it comes up heads (I ALWAYS choose tails because LOSER)
Green Bay hasn’t had a bye yet? Why they 5-5?
Is only thursday? All byes done.
Is what I thought! WTF? Oh wells.
What is this, a University of Virginia game?
it wuz raped when I got there, honest!!
Between this game and the Chefs game last week, the Giants have played a pair of ugly games.
/Tosses ball towards hoop, someone come in for the slam
I know how they feel. I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2’s!
/sorry. Food babies are asking for the car keys.
I appreciate the Carlin homage (RIP)
I knew you would. I raised my babies right!
Thanksgiving success. The little appetizers with the aged cheddar on the oat cake with the apple butter was a huge hit.
The gratin potatoes and homemade dressing shit was solid and favorite son in law nailed the smoked turkey.
Time for a puff and a pass.
This settles it. Next year, I’m heading there and eating all your food pre-Vegas.
I ate more ham than turkey, because I’m a fucking rebel yo’.
throw it to Engram, or Thomas the Train Engine gets raped, Elisha
Tonight….you
Right in the coal car!
nobody will hear him scream, Eli…ALL YOUR FAULT
right in the lumber yard.
Snf shoulda been flexed out. Into teh sun.
Where the winners of this game should be shot into
No one wins this game. Teams, players, fans, viewers, humanity, mammals, invertebrates, plants, microorganisms, viruses, big bang II. No one wins.
“Ohhhhh really?”
He is none of the above. My statement stands.
they like DAT key fat demographic
Kyle Shanahan’s problem is that he thinks every victory is his doing, and every loss is someone else’s fault.
Okay, Main problem.
Cris got hard on that last play.
and NO WONDER Hippo couldn’t get a read on this game from a degenerate’s POV – it’s a PUSH!!
alright, get Hippo a 2nd motherfucking passing TD at least
I mean, I wouldn’t pronounce it PEE-RYAN, but they’re the pros I guess
So if Hitler wasn’t…well…Hitler, do you think the under-the-nose mustache would be a thing today, like the goatee?
100% It was stylish at one point, it would be again
Definitely a hipster thing for sure.
Shit, I’m actually surprised I haven’t seen one already driving through Silver Lake.
Whaddya mean “if”, smartass?
Consider this truism:
1) One of these sides is gonna WIN this fixture; OR
2) BOTH of these sides won’t lose this fixture.
Jesus Fookin’ Wept.
Who the hell is going sign Kirk Cousins for $25 million after this game?
J-E-T-E Jets?
please NOT Donks
If The Ben retires?
Bungles (hahahaha…spending money)
Fishies
Methkitties
Cowbells cut it to 3 at 1:05, out of timeouts, will attempt 4th onside kick of the game. They are henceforth 0-fer-3
0-4
Last one, I promise.
But this is why it’s important to enunciate. No one denies this.
Holy Shit, Law and Order is still on?
So, The Last Jedi is #8, right?
What’s the last one gonna be titled?
“Are You Suckers Out Of Money Yet?”
“Everyone is CGI”
Well damn, I’m watching this on a delay and y’all have spoilered somthing that really wasn’t worth watching anyway.