I can’t believe I’m doing this.

I am not a huge Star Wars fan.  As a kid (keyphrase there “As a kid”), I did see and enjoy the first three installments.  Or was that the middle three installments?

And WTF was that about anyway?  Start with number four?  Oh and then go back years later and cut out the original guy who played Anakin (and his ghost) and put this pinhead in his place?

Just because you waited like 20 years to get around to making the rest of the movies???

Wow, it’s almost as if they were separated at birth…

I have not seen another Star Wars movie since.  Well, aside from bits and pieces of the middle three installments back in the early 2000’s when they ended up on TV and I didn’t change the channel fast enough.  Or was that the first three installments?  Shit, this is confusing.  No wonder you Star Wars nerds are so easy to make fun of.  You can’t even start counting at 1.

Tell ’em, Triumph!!!!!

But, it is Star Wars Day….apparently.  For some reason.  And all which that implies.

And admittedly, I did previously promise to do some Sexy Cosplay themes from time to time.  Seems like it would be stupid to pass this one up I suppose.

But still….Fuck Star Wars.

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I Fell Out Of A Tree This Morning

That’s not a joke.  It’s not meant to be funny.  I really did fall out of a tree this morning.  It wasn’t from very high up, but it was high enough that the shoulder I landed on hurts moderately badly.  So I won’t be sitting here and doing a lot of typing today.

What was I doing in the tree to begin with?  NONE OF YOUR DAMNED BUSINESS….THAT’S WHAT!!!!!

(in truth I was fixing and re-hanging a bird house)

((damned birds are gonna be the death of me))

But, enough talk.  Time for some sexy.

And also some Advil and Vodka!!!!

Enjoy….

I hear ya, Noob Noob.  Something something I’d like to explore HER  dark side something something.

*Ahem*

OK, that’s all I got.  Go watch Star Wars or something.  I’m sure they’re on somewhere.

Love ya’s.

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